Metal Reviews

This is the scariest insect on the planet

Why? What is it?

Ewwwwwww

I would scream like a little girl if that came near me in person. Bugs make me paranoid, they're so sketchy lookin, like they're up to something.. Like crawling on me and lookin gross while doing it.

Why? What is it?

It's some species of centipede. We used to get them in the basement until my parents moved. I killed a lot of 'em in my room.

Also, these are worse: http://www.potatobugs.com/

Its a house centipede, and me and my buddies screamed like 9 year old girls when we seen one running across his floor at 90 mph. After much dancing around his house trying to keep off of the floor, we spotted it again and grew some balls and killed it (good thing its defense mechanism is to detatch its legs so once we hit it, every leg detached leaving it completely fucked) Here's a victory picture....its after we burned it with matches and threw it outside on the picnic table.

Ha ha ha ha, what a stupid defense mechanism. I guess it would make sense if an animal has it by it's legs, but us humans come from above. That's why cockroaches have such hard outer shells. Goddamn chitin. It shouldn't take 3 stomps to kill a single insect.

I get millions of those bastards in my house too. It drives me bonkers how fast they can move.

Eep. :shock:

I woke up with a centipede (not one of those) on my back once. It freaked the fuck out of me, so I went downstairs and slept on the couch.

Don't plague my mind with such thoughts! :x

Those things are scary as hell and they're FAST AS FUCK!!! 90mph is no joke, son! :(

I woke up this morning and looked to my right to see two wasps going at it, right next to me. I completely shit myself and then ushered them to hump outside using a magazine.

I FUCKING HATE THOSE THINGS! GO EXTINCT ALREADY!

Just because they are different from us you guys want to kill them?

nice one Dago

That was fucking hilarious

Anyway, I hope I never see any of those in my life. I hate bugs. Spiders too. They scare the shit outta me, the big ones.

Spiders ist evil. :(

Wouldn't want to get in a fight with that.

I for one would.

One reason to hate June around here. Im not sure how many other places get these things, but every June these things come out of hiding and fly around getting stuck in peoples hair. Walking home from work I counted at least 20-25 of them and it was only a 15 minute walk. Luckily, they normally just sit there and not move, But Ive had a few cases of being chased.