Metal Reviews

things, that actually work, of surefire tricks that guys can do to girls to... I'm not really sure... but here's the 2 I have so far:

Telling her to meet you instead of asking - this makes ou seem confident, takes any sort of decision making off of her shoulders, and since you didn't give her the chance to say no easily it means she either has to show up or feel bad.

Massages (aka "The epic massage trick")- best way to get girls you're friends with to moan and take her shirt off

Once we get 10-15 i'll write a book and make a crapload of money.

Except if she's a more dominant type of person. Then she'll think you're an arrogant ass.

Not if you use a non-commanding tone of voice. And dominant girls are scary and intimidating anyways.

Gee, thanks. :roll:

I'm like that with all domineering people, my reaction to them is like "eep" because they make it hard to say no. I think its partially because I'm an introvert and they generally assume I'd rather spend time with them than be alone whenever I'm not busy.

[/sarcasm]Finally someone who shares my opinion that women are automatons. I'm currently working on a manual that will allow the novice user to program any female to get all sweaty and pole dance whenever one's collar is popped up[/sarcasm]

Get lots of money[/cynical]

Being yourself doesnt work. NEVER works for me. :cry:

Just be confident and nice. That's all there is to it.

Confident? Nice? I cant do either of those! :cry:

Did I say domineering? I'm just talking about women who don't automatically like being told what to do by other people.

shut up noodles.

i used to be a stuttering little twit and embarassed myself all the time. now I don't embarass myself cuz i spend all my time on MR! [half-truth: you figure which half]

everyone i ask says the same, be confident and step up to the plate. you can strike out, but you can also score a home run.

My favourite 3.

1) Asking For a lighter, sure fire way to start up a conversation.

2) Complement her on her shoes, but make sure you sound sincere!

3) Find common ground as fast as you can, weather by bullshiting or telling the truth. You need things to talk about if your gonna get into her pants so find something as quick as you can.

I don't know about 'surefire' ways to get laid but you need to get talking to them if your gonna have any chance.

I like Caleb's option.

"There needs to be some sort of handbook of..."

Who else though the first line of the post would say "...being an emo faggot."

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My favorite way of starting conversation with a girl was asking her for a hair tie, but that's when I had long hair.

Beware that one, very easy to come off looking like a disturbing foot fetishist