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Author:  Tlaloc [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:41 am ]
Post subject:  The Ultimate Fate of Noodles

Noodles is the MR version of Icarus - the young man who glued feathers to himself. Well, you know what I'm getting at. So...when this young romantic finds one day that his beloved has decided that she enjoys things beyond what he can provide, such as being double-teamed by two Jamaicans, how will he cope?

Author:  Orion [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:46 am ]
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I went with Kill Himself but any option is fine because this is THE BEST THREAD IN MR HISTORY.

Author:  noodles [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:07 am ]
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There's no hot topics where I live =\

i didn't vote because thers no all "all of the above", kill myself is probably closest because without her i'd be nothing :(

Author:  Anonymous [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:08 am ]
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who makes a sig about his girlfriend? :?

Author:  noodles [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:09 am ]
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that was from another forum i go to, i made it to make fun of another sig someone had

Author:  Anonymous [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:14 am ]
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noodles wrote:
that was from another forum i go to, i made it to make fun of another sig someone had


just akward...to me.

Author:  noodles [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:23 am ]
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well original the "KLC" wasnt there and it was just noodles <3 boobies, but then she saw it and got mad :?

Author:  Kathaarian [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:38 am ]
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noodles wrote:
well original the "KLC" wasnt there and it was just noodles <3 boobies, but then she saw it and got mad :?


Don't lie to yourself noodles. We all know you love me. KLC? Come on. It's obvious that it means [K]athaarian [L]ife [C]ode. It won't be returned, get over it. My heart belongs to Craig.

Author:  Radagast [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:40 am ]
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Kathaarian wrote:
noodles wrote:
well original the "KLC" wasnt there and it was just noodles <3 boobies, but then she saw it and got mad :?


Don't lie to yourself noodles. We all know you love me. KLC? Come on. It's obvious that it means [K]athaarian [L]ife [C]ode. It won't be returned, get over it. My heart belongs to Craig.

KLC clearly stands for Kathariaan Loves Craig, right petal? :D

Author:  Kathaarian [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:42 am ]
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Radagast wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
noodles wrote:
well original the "KLC" wasnt there and it was just noodles <3 boobies, but then she saw it and got mad :?


Don't lie to yourself noodles. We all know you love me. KLC? Come on. It's obvious that it means [K]athaarian [L]ife [C]ode. It won't be returned, get over it. My heart belongs to Craig.

KLC clearly stands for Kathariaan Loves Craig, right petal? :D


You know it does.

Change your name to Krieg. Your name has the potential to be Krieg.

Author:  MetalStorm [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:13 pm ]
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Best thread ever.

Author:  Orion [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:45 pm ]
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MetalStorm wrote:
Best thread ever.


That's the 2nd vote for best thread ever.

Author:  grandbazaar [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:46 pm ]
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noodles wrote:
There's no hot topics where I live =\

i didn't vote because thers no all "all of the above", kill myself is probably closest because without her i'd be nothing :(


Well i'm probably not the first one to break it to you, but you should try to find another solution that doesn't involved you getting killed, because it's almost a certainty that you won't be together forever especially when you're of young age like you are(if I recall correctly).

Author:  leee [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:59 pm ]
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for sure, face facts now, life will be easier when you hit puberty if you realize that every chick you date or fuck will end up hating you, you hating her or just growing bored to the point it is all just senseless and jacking off to porn has more rewards. Sorry bro, someone has to tell you the truth.

Author:  noodles [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:47 pm ]
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Actually the one other relationship i've had ended with us being friends... so... so...

yeah.

Author:  stuartn15ted [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:59 pm ]
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I don't know what a hot topic is but i'm asumming its American for 'bar', I voted for that one.

Author:  Anonymous [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:17 pm ]
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stuartn15ted wrote:
I don't know what a hot topic is but i'm asumming its American for 'bar', I voted for that one.


hot topic is a goth kid/fake hXc/fag store.

Author:  stuartn15ted [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:22 pm ]
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Husker wrote:
stuartn15ted wrote:
I don't know what a hot topic is but i'm asumming its American for 'bar', I voted for that one.


hot topic is a goth kid/fake hXc/fag store.

oh... that sounds shit.

Noodles when you finish with this one, don't be an idiot, go to a bar.

Author:  Ness [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:37 pm ]
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noodles wrote:
Actually the one other relationship i've had ended with us being friends... so... so...

yeah.


When you're under 20 all relationships end that way. Trust me dude, relying that heavily on a relationship is putting waaay to much pressure on the relationship. Don't depend on a relationship to get you through life.

Author:  noodles [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:45 pm ]
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it's just what i do, i pretty much always need a soulmate to give attention and love to. i like to think that its because i'm a loving person but its probably more than i'm just very dependant and can't function very well on my own. before i met alyn, my first girlfriend, i basically just drank and smoked a lot of weed, which i imagine is what i'd do if kelsey dumped me...

oh yeah and played tons of video games

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