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noodles
 Post subject: Harry Potter has a thing for horses
PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:37 pm 
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it disturbs me what the 13 year old girls will be masturbating to soon

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5223520.stm
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Goat
 Post subject: Re: Harry Potter has a thing for horses
PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:41 pm 
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noodles wrote:
it disturbs me what the 13 year old girls will be masturbating to soon

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5223520.stm


:lol: Yes, I saw that. Tres funny.

Edit: and what the fuck happened to his face?
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I suddenly remember a quotation from a Potter movie.

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There was a time when our wands connected.
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It doesn't say it there but i read in The Times hes gonna have a wank as well. So one more reason not to watch that.
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Goat
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I haven't seen any of the HP films, I'm proud to say.
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It doesn't say it there but i read in The Times hes gonna have a wank as well. So one more reason not to watch that.


What, like, on stage? :? Disturbing to say the least.
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Kathaarian
 Post subject: Re: Harry Potter has a thing for horses
PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:57 am 
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Zad wrote:
noodles wrote:
it disturbs me what the 13 year old girls will be masturbating to soon

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5223520.stm


:lol: Yes, I saw that. Tres funny.

Edit: and what the fuck happened to his face?
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That looks like a horse raper if I've ever seen one.
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EisenFaust
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:59 am 
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:shock: :lol: If I didn't already have this cool bong-smoking satyr, this would be my new avatar.

Haven't seen any of the movies or read any of the books. And I plan on keeping it that way..
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Misha
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Looks like Pete's got another member for the AFF :wink:
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Dago
 Post subject: Re: Harry Potter has a thing for horses
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Zad wrote:
noodles wrote:
it disturbs me what the 13 year old girls will be masturbating to soon

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5223520.stm


:lol: Yes, I saw that. Tres funny.

Edit: and what the fuck happened to his face?
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Maybe he is a little exaggerating with the drugs.
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Goat
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I don't see how an audience is going to take this seriously. I mean, Harry Potter... in love... with a horse. From the clips of HP I've seen, he can't act for shit. Maybe this thing will be worth seeing for a laugh.

I mean, surely there's some fucking teenage spy film they could put him in? He is no Anthony Hopkins, his profile will not be improved by theatre work. Madness.
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following the reaper wrote:
stuartn15ted wrote:
It doesn't say it there but i read in The Times hes gonna have a wank as well. So one more reason not to watch that.


What, like, on stage? :? Disturbing to say the least.

Yeah. Thats the way it read.
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Rhys
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stuartn15ted wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
stuartn15ted wrote:
It doesn't say it there but i read in The Times hes gonna have a wank as well. So one more reason not to watch that.


What, like, on stage? :? Disturbing to say the least.

Yeah. Thats the way it read.


*Makes the sound Sideshow Bob makes when he hits all those rakes*
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