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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:11 pm 
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We were breaking up wood for a fire and came to a particularly tough piece, so I was holding it in place, doubled up, with my bodyweight until the saw arrrived. When I decided I'd had enough of my ankle getting crushed I tried to stand up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DreMd4YU8-E

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I posted an idiotic comment!


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Craig, next you should join the circus and start a career as a human cannon ball. :lol:


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Kathaarian wrote:
I posted an idiotic comment!

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Four grown up guys, beat by a branch :lol: Did you get it eventually? Wood that is still that elastic seems a little too fresh for a fire.


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Lolz Craig got tossed. Nice shirt, you fucking faggot.

Strangely, you sound just like I thought you would.


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EisenFaust wrote:
Four grown up guys, beat by a branch :lol: Did you get it eventually? Wood that is still that elastic seems a little too fresh for a fire.

Yeah we kicked its ass and burned its corpse. Then listened to some Deicide (just one song actually, most of my friends are fags)

Zad wrote:
Lolz Craig got tossed. Nice shirt, you fucking faggot.

Strangely, you sound just like I thought you would.

:shock: Is...unsure...of how....to answer....this one....


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Radagast wrote:
EisenFaust wrote:
Four grown up guys, beat by a branch :lol: Did you get it eventually? Wood that is still that elastic seems a little too fresh for a fire.

Yeah we kicked its ass and burned its corpse. Then listened to some Deicide (just one song actually, most of my friends are fags)

Zad wrote:
Lolz Craig got tossed. Nice shirt, you fucking faggot.

Strangely, you sound just like I thought you would.

:shock: Is...unsure...of how....to answer....this one....


:lol:

Edit: A few Ensiferum CD-Rs? :wink: :P


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Zad wrote:
Radagast wrote:
EisenFaust wrote:
Four grown up guys, beat by a branch :lol: Did you get it eventually? Wood that is still that elastic seems a little too fresh for a fire.

Yeah we kicked its ass and burned its corpse. Then listened to some Deicide (just one song actually, most of my friends are fags)

Zad wrote:
Lolz Craig got tossed. Nice shirt, you fucking faggot.

Strangely, you sound just like I thought you would.

:shock: Is...unsure...of how....to answer....this one....


:lol:

Edit: A few Ensiferum CD-Rs? :wink: :P


If you like.


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Radagast wrote:
Zad wrote:
Radagast wrote:
EisenFaust wrote:
Four grown up guys, beat by a branch :lol: Did you get it eventually? Wood that is still that elastic seems a little too fresh for a fire.

Yeah we kicked its ass and burned its corpse. Then listened to some Deicide (just one song actually, most of my friends are fags)

Zad wrote:
Lolz Craig got tossed. Nice shirt, you fucking faggot.

Strangely, you sound just like I thought you would.

:shock: Is...unsure...of how....to answer....this one....


:lol:

Edit: A few Ensiferum CD-Rs? :wink: :P


If you like.


You're a darling. *blows kiss*


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Radagast wrote:
EisenFaust wrote:
Four grown up guys, beat by a branch :lol: Did you get it eventually? Wood that is still that elastic seems a little too fresh for a fire.

Yeah we kicked its ass and burned its corpse. Then listened to some Deicide


Oh good, that was the tr00 thing to do.


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Zad wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Zad wrote:
Radagast wrote:
EisenFaust wrote:
Four grown up guys, beat by a branch :lol: Did you get it eventually? Wood that is still that elastic seems a little too fresh for a fire.

Yeah we kicked its ass and burned its corpse. Then listened to some Deicide (just one song actually, most of my friends are fags)

Zad wrote:
Lolz Craig got tossed. Nice shirt, you fucking faggot.

Strangely, you sound just like I thought you would.

:shock: Is...unsure...of how....to answer....this one....


:lol:

Edit: A few Ensiferum CD-Rs? :wink: :P


If you like.


You're a darling. *blows kiss*


REVOKED!


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Radagast wrote:
Zad wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Zad wrote:
Radagast wrote:
EisenFaust wrote:
Four grown up guys, beat by a branch :lol: Did you get it eventually? Wood that is still that elastic seems a little too fresh for a fire.

Yeah we kicked its ass and burned its corpse. Then listened to some Deicide (just one song actually, most of my friends are fags)

Zad wrote:
Lolz Craig got tossed. Nice shirt, you fucking faggot.

Strangely, you sound just like I thought you would.

:shock: Is...unsure...of how....to answer....this one....


:lol:

Edit: A few Ensiferum CD-Rs? :wink: :P


If you like.


You're a darling. *blows kiss*


REVOKED!


Bah, I'll get Kathy to soften you up with a neck-rub.

Nice sig, btw.


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Did someone order a neck rub here?


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