"The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain."
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| Author: | Tlaloc [ Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:50 pm ] |
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http://www.jimella.nildram.co.uk/howl01.htm |
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:57 pm ] |
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that made me laugh harder than I have in a loooong time!!! |
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| Author: | noodles [ Sat Aug 05, 2006 6:12 pm ] |
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"The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain."
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| Author: | Orion [ Sat Aug 05, 2006 6:26 pm ] |
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Quote: Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.
That was hilarious. |
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| Author: | Rhys [ Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:25 am ] |
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The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. OMFGLMFAO!!!!!!111one
Another important invention was the circulation of blood hahahahahahahahahahha! The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this Bwahahahah! The colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis. hee hee 
Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared "a horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead  Ahhahahahahahahahahaha!
Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick Raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Oh my God im in tears I <3 you wanksy, i really do.
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Sun Aug 06, 2006 2:53 pm ] |
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although the level of idiocy in some schools must be pretty high if this is what the students are writing. |
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| Author: | Tlaloc [ Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:05 pm ] |
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A myth is a female moth. |
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| Author: | December Flower [ Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:14 pm ] |
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The victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks.  Holy shit that's the best thing I've seen in ages. Actually when I was in Spain on a student exchange last year, the guy I lived with had a fucking book like that. I remember quotes like "The first living beings on Earth were the primates" and "[insert name here] invented tourism and became very, very rich"
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| Author: | Tlaloc [ Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:33 pm ] |
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Milton wrote "Paradise Lost." Then his wife died and he wrote "Paradise Regained." My favourite
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