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| Author: | Tlaloc [ Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Who would win in a fight between Batman and a giant squid? |
If you doubt the sheer awesomness of the giant squid, here's some research material; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_squid |
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| Author: | Azrael [ Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:03 pm ] |
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it would rule if we wrote a section in that entry about a possible encounter between Batman and a giant squid, all scientific-like. |
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:27 pm ] |
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squid. |
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| Author: | Eternal Idol [ Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:32 pm ] |
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Pfffft. Batman would just reach into his utility belt and use his "Giant Squid Repellant." No contest. |
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:34 pm ] |
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no, actually, I expect a sperm whale would come along and finish them both off. or... Chuck Norris!!! gasp!!!! |
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| Author: | Morlock [ Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:01 pm ] |
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Batman's a joke. He doesn't even have any real super powers. He's just rich. My money is on the giant squid, hands down. Errr... tentacles down. |
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| Author: | ganeshaRules [ Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:20 pm ] |
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None of them. The white sperm whale, Moby Dick. |
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| Author: | Legacy Of The Night [ Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:22 pm ] |
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Eternal Idol wrote: Pfffft. Batman would just reach into his utility belt and use his "Giant Squid Repellant." No contest.
Almost exactly what I was gonna say. |
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| Author: | heatseeker [ Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:28 am ] |
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Batman. ... |
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| Author: | hellraiser_xes [ Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:25 am ] |
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Batman Forever!!!! ....not without a tough fight from the squid, though. And what a silly thread, it should be 'Who will win? Luca Trulli or Giant Squid?' I'l choose Luca trulli, he'll wield his sword and chop the beast to pieces. |
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| Author: | Tlaloc [ Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:00 pm ] |
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I thought Luca Trulli was a squid. |
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| Author: | Radagast [ Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:05 pm ] |
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| Author: | December Flower [ Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:48 pm ] |
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Radagast wrote: 
Do you know those dinosaur comics by heart or something? 
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| Author: | Radagast [ Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:56 pm ] |
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Particularly impressive quips stick out in my mind, and the site has a very nifty search function so if you remember one line from one panel you can find it in seconds. |
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| Author: | stuartn15ted [ Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:05 pm ] |
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It would depend where they had the fight, Batman could just sit off and read his weekly scientist magazines if its was on dry land, but underwater is a totally different game. I vote squid in water. |
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| Author: | Astaroth [ Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:44 pm ] |
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stuartn15ted wrote: It would depend where they had the fight, Batman could just sit off and read his weekly scientist magazines if its was on dry land, but underwater is a totally different game. I vote squid in water.
i actually thought about posting the exact same answer the other day, but didn't have the time... i agree. Squid in water |
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| Author: | Eternal Idol [ Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:22 pm ] |
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Astaroth wrote: stuartn15ted wrote: It would depend where they had the fight, Batman could just sit off and read his weekly scientist magazines if its was on dry land, but underwater is a totally different game. I vote squid in water. i actually thought about posting the exact same answer the other day, but didn't have the time... i agree. Squid in water But see, in water, Batman would just call his buddy from the Justice League, Aquaman. Aquaman would talk the fish out of the fight. |
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| Author: | Astaroth [ Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:27 pm ] |
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Eternal Idol wrote: Astaroth wrote: stuartn15ted wrote: It would depend where they had the fight, Batman could just sit off and read his weekly scientist magazines if its was on dry land, but underwater is a totally different game. I vote squid in water. i actually thought about posting the exact same answer the other day, but didn't have the time... i agree. Squid in water But see, in water, Batman would just call his buddy from the Justice League, Aquaman. Aquaman would talk the fish out of the fight. ... and how would that make Batman win in water? then it's Aquaman who wins ... talking... what an awsome superpower... |
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| Author: | Eternal Idol [ Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:21 pm ] |
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Astaroth wrote: Eternal Idol wrote: Astaroth wrote: stuartn15ted wrote: It would depend where they had the fight, Batman could just sit off and read his weekly scientist magazines if its was on dry land, but underwater is a totally different game. I vote squid in water. i actually thought about posting the exact same answer the other day, but didn't have the time... i agree. Squid in water But see, in water, Batman would just call his buddy from the Justice League, Aquaman. Aquaman would talk the fish out of the fight. ... and how would that make Batman win in water? then it's Aquaman who wins ... talking... what an awsome superpower... But...he talks to fish! Yeah, precisely why Aquaman is the gayest superhero ever. |
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:27 pm ] |
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Eternal Idol wrote: Astaroth wrote: Eternal Idol wrote: Astaroth wrote: stuartn15ted wrote: It would depend where they had the fight, Batman could just sit off and read his weekly scientist magazines if its was on dry land, but underwater is a totally different game. I vote squid in water. i actually thought about posting the exact same answer the other day, but didn't have the time... i agree. Squid in water But see, in water, Batman would just call his buddy from the Justice League, Aquaman. Aquaman would talk the fish out of the fight. ... and how would that make Batman win in water? then it's Aquaman who wins ... talking... what an awsome superpower... But...he talks to fish! Yeah, precisely why Aquaman is the gayest superhero ever. wasn't there this captain planet person with the planeteers who was alla bout being clean? that's even gayer. |
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