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| Author: | Eyesore [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Strange Birthday Gifts (Possibly NSFW)! |
So I had my "surprise" birthday party last nght. I got some weird fucking gifts. One is my new inflatable sheep: 
Sadly, you can't fuck it. Then I got probably the strangest birthday card I've ever gotten. I laughed so hard people thought I was a weirdo! 
What the fuck does that card mean? I almost pissed myself! |
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| Author: | The Silent Man [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:33 pm ] |
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AHahaha.. Awesome card. Happy B-day BTW. |
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| Author: | Legacy Of The Night [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:47 pm ] |
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You got some wierd-ass stuff. Have fun with your inflatable sheep. *wink wink* Happy B-day, btw. 
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| Author: | rio [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:50 pm ] |
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If you can't fuck the sheep then why is it looking so seductive? Anyway happy birthday |
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| Author: | Dago [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:58 pm ] |
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I dont understand the b-card.. 
Anyway, happy birthday. |
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| Author: | Azrael [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:09 pm ] |
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i'd hit it (the sheep). happy birthday, btw. |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:19 pm ] |
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I sent everyone a special "thank you" on myspace last night, too: 
And yes, that shirt is this shirt, one and the same: 
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| Author: | The_Voice [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:22 pm ] |
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Happy birthday Ken, have fun with your sheep. |
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| Author: | Ness [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:50 pm ] |
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I think you should invest in a new (larger) Def Leppard shirt. 
Happy birthday man. |
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| Author: | Metalhead_Bastard [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:53 pm ] |
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Happy Birthday! |
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| Author: | Colonel Kurtz [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:00 pm ] |
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Happy birthday, man. That card made me laugh. |
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| Author: | heatseeker [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:40 am ] |
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What does a fart being the imprisoned cry of a turd have anything to do with a birthday? ... Happy birthday. |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:17 am ] |
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heatseeker wrote: What does a fart being the imprisoned cry of a turd have anything to do with a birthday?
... Happy birthday. Nothing! That's why it's funny. It fits my personality, I guess. So they say. I think I mentioned this before, but my friends say my life is a Seinfeld episode and I'm Chandler from Friends guest starring. 
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| Author: | Ness [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:26 am ] |
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Eyesore wrote: heatseeker wrote: What does a fart being the imprisoned cry of a turd have anything to do with a birthday? ... Happy birthday. Nothing! That's why it's funny. It fits my personality, I guess. So they say. I think I mentioned this before, but my friends say my life is a Seinfeld episode and I'm Chandler from Friends guest starring. Is that b/c everybody says Chandler is gay? 
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:59 am ] |
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metalNESS wrote: Is that b/c everybody says Chandler is gay?
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| Author: | Ness [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:13 am ] |
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Eyesore wrote: metalNESS wrote: Is that b/c everybody says Chandler is gay? Yeah, that was pretty lame. 
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:56 am ] |
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metalNESS wrote: Eyesore wrote: metalNESS wrote: Is that b/c everybody says Chandler is gay? Yeah, that was pretty lame. Damn right. Do better next time.
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| Author: | Rhys [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:42 am ] |
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Happy b'day Ken. |
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| Author: | ganeshaRules [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:55 am ] |
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hippy b-day |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:47 pm ] |
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Thanks, guys. I am now older enough to be your Father. |
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