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Author:  December Flower [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Forum quotes
I made a similar thread a year ago, but it's gone now and many new posters have joined since then, so I decided to make a new one :P

Post quotes from the forum that you found hilarious/smart/stupid/whatever.

Misha wrote:
Anonymous Metalhead wrote:
So much for being anonymous :P

[img]huge pic[img]


Look out!! there is a man with a gun behind the window! (EDIT: Fuck that's a drink...)



Radagast wrote:
Mintrude wrote:
Panic! At The Disco are sticking in my brain like a fish hook at the moment, followed by a deep sense of shame and regret

These modern 'indie' bands really have the gayest names ever. Honestly, Johnny Manlove and the Cumshots would be straighter.



Radagast wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
I am infuriated. I was driving back to town on my lunch break, and I got the honor of getting stuck behind a flat-bed Semi-Truck. Well, this dipshit didn't properly tie his load down, and I got a HUGE piece of sheet metal right on the hood. It then bounces of the hood, and hits my car dead on the windshield. The windshield held up somehow, but now my hood is scratched to fuck, and my front headlight was busted. Of course, I was unable to obtain the license plate number of this jerk-off, for I was too worried about not running off the road and dying. Now I can only hope that my insurance company will pay to have it fixed. GRRRRRRRRR.

What a spunkmuncher. I hope he dies of cancer in freak a boating accident.



metalNESS wrote:
Fingon wrote:
noodles wrote:
the redhead in the back is a total hotty :wub:


that's a woman? :blink:


No. That's Jani Liimatainen the lead guitarist. Noodles is just gay.


Kathaarian wrote:
I've seen people eat burgers with knives and forks. Fucken blasphemy! :evil:
Author:  Dago [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:30 pm ]
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Holy_Terror wrote:
Yeah these guys are the next Metallica, they suck just as bad. You call it heavy metal...but its so modern that I can't manage to stifle the vomit. These guys jerk off with their instruments and produce dribble. There's no spirit behind it. My aim is not to offend anyone but to perhaps enlighten them. Granted opinion is the word here but come on, if this is what metal has degenerated into than I say fuck it. I'm going to stick to my vinyl and listen to only albums that I know wont suck. My quest for new music, however, will not include anything after 1990, as almost everything sucks, and I own the ones that dont. These guys need to quit as well as Arch Enemy and pay homage to CORONER OR DARK ANGEL WHO WILL RULE THEIR PUSSY SOULS! I know I offended some people, and I await your insults. Fuck off fags!
Author:  Radagast [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:14 pm ]
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Dago wrote:
Holy_Terror wrote:
Yeah these guys are the next Metallica, they suck just as bad. You call it heavy metal...but its so modern that I can't manage to stifle the vomit. These guys jerk off with their instruments and produce dribble. There's no spirit behind it. My aim is not to offend anyone but to perhaps enlighten them. Granted opinion is the word here but come on, if this is what metal has degenerated into than I say fuck it. I'm going to stick to my vinyl and listen to only albums that I know wont suck. My quest for new music, however, will not include anything after 1990, as almost everything sucks, and I own the ones that dont. These guys need to quit as well as Arch Enemy and pay homage to CORONER OR DARK ANGEL WHO WILL RULE THEIR PUSSY SOULS! I know I offended some people, and I await your insults. Fuck off fags!

lolocaust. He's so so angry.
Author:  Dago [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:18 pm ]
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I wish he still was that angry... :lol:
Author:  Dago [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:24 pm ]
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Another one that made me laugh hard!
When Misha was a true warrior.
P.S:HT is the best.

Misha wrote:
Holy_Terror wrote:
If I've offended anyone, I'm sorry, and fuck you. Metal is heavy aggressive music, thus any argument on the subject should be presented in a similar manner, just short of violence. So "Feel the FIre" bitches. All this new black metal....is not black metal. Simple enough right? Wrong, some of you bitches are going to come out of the wood work and tell me how awesome all of these new bands are. Fuck! The last good black metal band was Immortal. Darkthrone is the blackest, and Burzum is the most deranged. Aside from that, all these faggy vampire wannabees with their stupid names and laughable band pictures do the genre no justice by their over use of keyboards. Black Metal does not use keyboards, whatever atmosphere comes off in the music is from the poor production and general satanic fervor with which it was produced. So with that in mind, hail satan and posers will die!


Ow gimme a break, darkthrone black?!?! Immortal are big posers (with good productions) and darkthrone is just a wannabe band. All sellouts, and nothing you can compare the good old underground with! stupid fag, you think that darkthrone is the only band with that sound, or the first?
now go fuck yourself while i go listen to vlad tepes belketre split and moonblood!

Actually, I would never say such a thing like this, but since it's you, i show how easy it is to bash the music. if you're so bitchy about newer oldschool black metal, then I can be bitchy about popular older black metal too... i bet you like that other sellout bm band (dark funeral) too.
Author:  Misha [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:53 pm ]
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Wow, that scared me, haha. Does anyone remember the Pic vs Pic thread? I think i laughed hardest about Kim's fruitcake father account. Oh, and his black metal is by negros goth dude.
Author:  The_Voice [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:08 am ]
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Misha wrote:
Wow, that scared me, haha. Does anyone remember the Pic vs Pic thread? I think i laughed hardest about Kim's fruitcake father account. Oh, and his black metal is by negros goth dude.


The fruitcake father was the best :lol:
Author:  Radagast [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:52 am ]
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Do you love me father? Even though I'm a 'fruitcake?'
Author:  Tlaloc [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:39 am ]
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Fukken LOLZ @ Johnny Manlove and the Cumshots! Prepare for a photoshopped album cover coming soon!
Author:  Azrael [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:53 am ]
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i never got that thing on Rio's signature. was it something that happened before i started posting in Helheim? (i used to stick to the Extreme forum only).
Author:  Eternal Idol [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:38 pm ]
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Azrael wrote:
i never got that thing on Rio's signature. was it something that happened before i started posting in Helheim? (i used to stick to the Extreme forum only).


The band Isis is fucking gay, and noodles likes them. Put two and two together.
Author:  Mintrude [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:50 pm ]
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It's a good feeling to be quoted, albeit as part of another quote :)
Author:  Thy Serpent [ Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:44 am ]
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Azrael wrote:
i never got that thing on Rio's signature. was it something that happened before i started posting in Helheim? (i used to stick to the Extreme forum only).


Man you missed it ! Think it was something about a guy who got handicapped while serving in the US army and someone said something offensive about him in that thread. His dad happened to know that he was visiting these forums and that some one posted something not so nice about him, think indicating at his being crippled. It was then that his dad started posting on the same forum. And the classic "fruit cake" dialogue was posted by his dad.
Author:  Eyesore [ Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:12 am ]
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Thy Serpent wrote:
Azrael wrote:
i never got that thing on Rio's signature. was it something that happened before i started posting in Helheim? (i used to stick to the Extreme forum only).

Man you missed it ! Think it was something about a guy who got handicapped while serving in the US army and someone said something offensive about him in that thread. His dad happened to know that he was visiting these forums and that some one posted something not so nice about him, think indicating at his being crippled. It was then that his dad started posting on the same forum. And the classic "fruit cake" dialogue was posted by his dad.

An angry dad posted here in defense of his son? :lol:
Author:  noodles [ Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:55 am ]
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Eternal Idol wrote:
Azrael wrote:
i never got that thing on Rio's signature. was it something that happened before i started posting in Helheim? (i used to stick to the Extreme forum only).


The band Isis is fucking gay, and noodles likes them. Put two and two together.

Actually Isis are pretty much the only band in that style I don't like...
Author:  Misha [ Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:51 am ]
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Mintrude wrote:
It's a good feeling to be quoted, albeit as part of another quote :)

There ya go!
Author:  December Flower [ Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:16 pm ]
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Two classics from Wanky :P

Tlaloc wrote:
im so fiukiing driunk i can hardlt see the keyboard. My sister had a going away thinhg tomight with all these chix and i went because i pulled sickie at work. I drank about bnine beers so far and i'm still going. weeeeeeeeee. I think i better slow down now. oh dear. anyway it was a good nigjight but i'm a bt annoyed because mty camera ran out of batterires bfefore i could take lots of pix of the hottiesbut i still got as a d few of my hottie vet who i got some serious hots for. I'll post one here she's the one on ththe left and the other one is my sister. I took one of me and her but i look like a fat, pale toss so i wont put it up until i get a tan. Shit. there was another hottie cslaeed emma and I'm sad because Abby didnt't turn up. Peace out bruthas!


Tlaloc wrote:
Today I had an exam.
It was a cunt of an exam.
I studied and I studied,
But I studied the wrong thing.

I opened the paper.
I saw the first question.
Out loud I said "fuck!".
And my classmates laughed.
Author:  Radagast [ Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:22 pm ]
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Wanky is the reason the "How Do You Feel Today?" thread usually makes me think "Lolz-tastic, thanks for asking." :lol:
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