Thanks for warning us about evil rap singers like Kurt Kobain! Coming up next on STR,Tristan exposes the threat of drug-crazed women of Funk such as Pearl Jam(lead singer of Stone Temple Pilots)and Satanic Death Metal songstresses like Alice In Chains(aka Alice Cooper)!

They might seem like innocent slackers or just typical liberals, but “hip-hop” or “gangsta-rap” musicans like “DJ Drama” are part of a global conspricay to defraud hard-working American music-labels out of the money they are owed. Drama makes and sells music CDs called “mixtapes”. These are collections of ungodly porn-rock and jive-talk. Hip Hop lyrics are often explicitly pornographic and describe various criminal acts such as murder, robbery and gay-rape in shocking detail: No wonder it’s popular amongst unemployed democrats.