Metal Reviews

I was just going through all the music I wish I had. ARRRRGGHH!! I wish I had money to buy more CD's. If I had money, I would buy CD's. Oh how I would buy millions of songs and shiny spinny things. Then I would never listen to half of them, but I would still own them! HAHAHA!!! What would you buy? If you say anything other than CD's you're a LIAR!!! I'm off to CDuniverse to drool some more.

LIARS!!

A new guitar, a new amp and CD's.

That's exactly how I feel about it. Practically bankrupted myself on the damn things. It's an addiction!

I'd buy a giraffe with a machine gun on its head.

Id buy a 6x10^17 terabyte hard disk and i would get an interstellar internet connection to download everthing that god ever created.

Oh, and I'd buy;

A steam train that runs on malaise (or mayonaise)
A fighter plane that is so tiny that it can intercept flies
A fly that is so big that it can intercept fighter planes
A cow and a trebuchet
Wall Street flavoured stock cubes
Odourant
Hello Kitty battle armour
That hot slut from So You Think You can Dance (Natalie I think)
The So You Think You Can Dance franchise so I can change it to So You Think You Can Fart
That stupid annoying bitch from So You Think You Can Dance who has a voice like a can opener and needs to be killed with an axe
A cat that can change colour to flouro green at night
A cat that has the body of a cat and the head of a chimp
Magatouragaria (I just made that up. It's...hmmm....a type of fungus that grows only in books on stoats)
An army of stoats that possess people's bodies and then ride them around like that dwarf in Golden Axe.

A pony... With some of those cute little pink ribbons in it's mane..

Oh you mean something like this? :


I'd love to see you wear that



We're still working on the cat but in the meantime you how about a fluorescent mouse ?




Now THAT would be awesome! Proof:
(Edit: I removed the picture due to the huge size)

You, my metal brother, are a man with ideas and visions. If I ever own my company I'll want you to work for me!

I'd buy a pony riding farm, then buy a bunch of midgets and make them ride dogs.

That fluorescent mouse is amazing!

I'd buy myself a new vacuum cleaner... The old one sucks

*baduum tshiii*



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...Hmm... Tough crowd huh..

1+ my penis is very small too




Btw, Metalness... if u wanted to be rich, why da hell did you get married then?!? .. i bet your wife spends all your hard earned money on shopping, cuz that's is what women do

Women. Eh, guys? Women? Right?

lol, here we are taking about buying Ford GTs and giraffes with machine guns on their heads and women are the ones who can't spend money responsibly

They'd only get suckered into buy killer bee insurance for the giraffe and rustproofing for the machine gun at 35% extra though.

Super good sound system

and yeah, CDs. 'cause mp3s just wouldnt cut it if I had oober kwality

YES NOODLES!! I'd i'd get a full PA 7.1 jobby an about 6 500watt bass bins then play drum 'n bass full volume all fucking day!!