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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:03 am 
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This is the scene I stumbled upon while on my way back from the art building today:

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Does it or does it not look like it wants to tear your heart from your chest?

Also, this could have gone on a Carcass cover back in the day:
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Rural colleges rock. :dio: :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:14 am 
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lol, the squirrel got owned.

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Holy shit, where's its head???

I think the falcon's kinda cute. :]


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:50 am 
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Holy shit, where's its head???

I think the falcon's kinda cute. :]

Next to its tail. The hawk broke its spine, then ripped open its belly, which folded the thing in half.


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Fuckin :dio:


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Still as sick as ever, eh, Kayla? :P


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It's the ciiiiiircle, the circle of liiiiife....

I bought a t-shirt today that says "I love animals. They're delicious."

Birds of prey = serious :dio:


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Tlaloc wrote:
It's the ciiiiiircle, the circle of liiiiife....

I bought a t-shirt today that says "I love animals. They're delicious."

Birds of prey = serious :dio:


Can i buy that shirt off you?


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:04 am 
I would have had a hard time not making a squirrel condom out of that thing.


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Poor wickle squirrel. :sad:


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Splattered INTESTINES!!!!!!


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I can see his Duodenum :omfg:

Go Go gr.11 biology!


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Rural colleges? Haha. You know where I live, and I saw that same scene out behind the building I work in the other week. It had another bird, and blood and feathers were all over the place. I was like whoa!! Then my boss was like, "GET OUTTA HERE PIGEON" and threw a busted razor scooter at it, and it flew off with it's meal, but left all the bloodnstuff. Then I went inside, and the girl at the register told me about the lady who was looking at snow shovels, and how one fell, and sliced her forehead open. I was like... keewwwl. Best day ever.


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The Ghost of Eyesore wrote:
I would have had a hard time not making a squirrel condom out of that thing.

Yeah I know, I used to want to put my cock in dead animals too.


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Misha wrote:
The Ghost of Eyesore wrote:
I would have had a hard time not making a squirrel condom out of that thing.

Yeah I know, I used to want to put my cock in dead animals too.


So, 3 in every 4 women? Same effect, anyway.


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This thread makes me hungry.


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Cara wrote:
I can see his Duodenum :omfg:

Go Go gr.11 biology!

There was a small group of us watching the thing, and after it flew off, we all stood around poking the carcass with sticks, trying to identify all the organs and stuff. It was awesome.


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