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Author:  Carnifex Umbris [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:03 am ]
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This is the scene I stumbled upon while on my way back from the art building today:

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Does it or does it not look like it wants to tear your heart from your chest?

Also, this could have gone on a Carcass cover back in the day:
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Rural colleges rock. :dio: :lol:

Author:  Azrael [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:14 am ]
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lol, the squirrel got owned.

Author:  Legacy Of The Night [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:25 am ]
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Holy shit, where's its head???

I think the falcon's kinda cute. :]

Author:  Carnifex Umbris [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:50 am ]
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Holy shit, where's its head???

I think the falcon's kinda cute. :]

Next to its tail. The hawk broke its spine, then ripped open its belly, which folded the thing in half.

Author:  Dylan@Metalreviews [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:49 am ]
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Fuckin :dio:

Author:  Goat [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:25 am ]
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Still as sick as ever, eh, Kayla? :P

Author:  Tlaloc [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:02 am ]
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It's the ciiiiiircle, the circle of liiiiife....

I bought a t-shirt today that says "I love animals. They're delicious."

Birds of prey = serious :dio:

Author:  Brother of Metal [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:21 am ]
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Tlaloc wrote:
It's the ciiiiiircle, the circle of liiiiife....

I bought a t-shirt today that says "I love animals. They're delicious."

Birds of prey = serious :dio:


Can i buy that shirt off you?

Author:  Anonymous [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:04 am ]
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I would have had a hard time not making a squirrel condom out of that thing.

Author:  Radagast [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:59 am ]
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Poor wickle squirrel. :sad:

Author:  Dago [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:52 pm ]
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Splattered INTESTINES!!!!!!

Author:  Cara [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:56 pm ]
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I can see his Duodenum :omfg:

Go Go gr.11 biology!

Author:  KinderGentlerGenocide [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:27 pm ]
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Rural colleges? Haha. You know where I live, and I saw that same scene out behind the building I work in the other week. It had another bird, and blood and feathers were all over the place. I was like whoa!! Then my boss was like, "GET OUTTA HERE PIGEON" and threw a busted razor scooter at it, and it flew off with it's meal, but left all the bloodnstuff. Then I went inside, and the girl at the register told me about the lady who was looking at snow shovels, and how one fell, and sliced her forehead open. I was like... keewwwl. Best day ever.

Author:  Misha [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:50 pm ]
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The Ghost of Eyesore wrote:
I would have had a hard time not making a squirrel condom out of that thing.

Yeah I know, I used to want to put my cock in dead animals too.

Author:  KinderGentlerGenocide [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:05 pm ]
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Misha wrote:
The Ghost of Eyesore wrote:
I would have had a hard time not making a squirrel condom out of that thing.

Yeah I know, I used to want to put my cock in dead animals too.


So, 3 in every 4 women? Same effect, anyway.

Author:  Eternal Idol [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:08 pm ]
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This thread makes me hungry.

Author:  Carnifex Umbris [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:12 pm ]
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Cara wrote:
I can see his Duodenum :omfg:

Go Go gr.11 biology!

There was a small group of us watching the thing, and after it flew off, we all stood around poking the carcass with sticks, trying to identify all the organs and stuff. It was awesome.

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