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| Author: | Radagast [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Animals you would not fuck with, volume 1 |
The Liger: Offspring of a male lion and a female tiger, but bigger than both, ligers are in fact the largest cats in the world. They can weigh more than half a ton and stand over 10 feet tall on their hind legs. 
Imagine that bastard charging at you across open ground? 
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| Author: | North From Here [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Animals you would not fuck with, volume 1 |
Radagast wrote: The Liger:
Offspring of a male lion and a female tiger, but bigger than both, ligers are in fact the largest cats in the world. They can weigh more than half a ton and stand over 10 feet tall on their hind legs. Imagine that bastard charging at you across open ground? Wow! That one seems pretty docile, fortunately. |
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| Author: | KinderGentlerGenocide [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:45 pm ] |
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I'd fuck a Liger. |
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| Author: | Adam [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:51 pm ] |
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KinderGentlerGenocide wrote: I'd fuck a Liger.
Good to know. I wouldn't fuck WITH a wolverine: 
As small as it is, it would tear you to shreds without breaking a sweat. |
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| Author: | Antonakis [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:01 pm ] |
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Unfortunately for ligers, they can't fuck with natural selection. If humans stop feeding them they'll be extinct in a few hundred years. I don't even think that those big cats are actually out in the wild, aren't they only in parks and zoos and stuff ? Now wolverines are an entirely different matter. Not even Chuck Norris fucks with them! |
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| Author: | North From Here [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:03 pm ] |
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Antonakis wrote: Unfortunately for ligers, they can't fuck with natural selection. If humans stop feeding them they'll be extinct in a few hundred years. I don't even think that those big cats are actually out in the wild, aren't they only in parks and zoos and stuff ?
Now wolverines are an entirely different matter. Not even Chuck Norris fucks with them! Absolutely. And Wolverines have some ferocious cousins called Badgers, too. |
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| Author: | Radagast [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:03 pm ] |
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Antonakis wrote: Unfortunately for ligers, they can't fuck with natural selection. If humans stop feeding them they'll be extinct in a few hundred years. I don't even think that those big cats are actually out in the wild, aren't they only in parks and zoos and stuff ?
Now wolverines are an entirely different matter. Not even Chuck Norris fucks with them! Right, you try walking up to a liger and saying "sorry dude, but since you're a man-maintained mockery of the natural ways you pose no danger to me." I'll stop by your parents house with your stuff. |
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| Author: | Tlaloc [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:04 pm ] |
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Quote: The Liger:
Offspring of a male lion and a female tiger, but bigger than both, ligers are in fact the largest cats in the world. They can weigh more than half a ton and stand over 10 feet tall on their hind legs. Bred for its skills in magic. This is the good old Tasmanian Devil, probably the most bad-tempered little bastard in the animal kingdom. 
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| Author: | KinderGentlerGenocide [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:04 pm ] |
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emperorblackdoom wrote: Antonakis wrote: Unfortunately for ligers, they can't fuck with natural selection. If humans stop feeding them they'll be extinct in a few hundred years. I don't even think that those big cats are actually out in the wild, aren't they only in parks and zoos and stuff ? Now wolverines are an entirely different matter. Not even Chuck Norris fucks with them! Absolutely. And Wolverines have some ferocious cousins called Badgers, too. Yeah, but Tazmanian Devils have the tightest holes, am I right men?! |
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| Author: | Antonakis [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:16 pm ] |
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Radagast wrote: Antonakis wrote: Unfortunately for ligers, they can't fuck with natural selection. If humans stop feeding them they'll be extinct in a few hundred years. I don't even think that those big cats are actually out in the wild, aren't they only in parks and zoos and stuff ? Now wolverines are an entirely different matter. Not even Chuck Norris fucks with them! Right, you try walking up to a liger and saying "sorry dude, but since you're a man-maintained mockery of the natural ways you pose no danger to me." I'll stop by your parents house with your stuff. Rady, my name's not natural selection, is it ? I'd stay at least 20m away from a caged liger and at least a few kms away from a free one. But it's good to know that there's at least somebody good enough to bring my stuff back to my parents house in case something shitty happens! 
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:46 pm ] |
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KinderGentlerGenocide wrote: Yeah, but Tazmanian Devils have the tightest holes, am I right men?!
YEAH! |
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| Author: | Goat [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:11 am ] |
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Sharks. Goddamn things are made for sneaking up and taking some poor bastard's leg off without breaking a sweat. Polar bears. They can be up to twenty feet tall and ten miles long, and can decapitate a whale with a single punch. BUT OF COURSE THE BIGGEST AND MOST DANGEROUS PREDATOR OF ALL IS MAN, WHO IS THE ONLY CREATURE THAT MAKES WAR WITH HIS OWN KIND (EXCEPT FROM ANTS) |
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| Author: | Azrael [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:21 am ] |
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the most dangerous animal is by far the woman. they'll tear your heart out and chew it and spit it back out and put it in a blender and chug it down with some gin and shit it back out and...  
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| Author: | noodles [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:22 am ] |
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| Author: | ElTipo [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:52 am ] |
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Colossal Squid. It's larger than the Giant Squid. Largest eyes of any animal. 
Basking Shark. 
Sea Lamprey And just about any other deep see creature. |
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| Author: | Tlaloc [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:25 am ] |
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Looks like my ex girlfriend's vagina. 
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| Author: | Legacy Of The Night [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:29 am ] |
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ElTipo wrote: And just about any other deep see creature.
Pretty much, those things are fucking creepy. |
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| Author: | Dylan@Metalreviews [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:59 am ] |
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I think the unbearable amount of pressure coming down on my bones and organs would keep me from worrying about any large-eyed, sharp toothed fishie down there. |
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| Author: | mentalmark [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:06 am ] |
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In the UK, we don't really have that many dangerous animals, but there is one little fucker who has messed with TV presenters for years. The FERRET - 
They'd eat your balls if they had the chance |
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| Author: | Dago [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:29 pm ] |
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The rat. The pest bringer. |
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