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Author:  Anonymous [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Never Let Your Retarded Brother Salt Your Driveway

This is what my driveway has looked like for the past week and a half.

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The fucker used two bags! :lol:

Author:  noodles [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:49 pm ]
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Nice.

Author:  Ness [ Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:21 am ]
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HAHA!! Ouch. You'll be good for a couple of winters.

Author:  Anonymous [ Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:46 pm ]
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He should have done your lawn too :lol:

Author:  Anonymous [ Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:55 pm ]
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Slayer Of Kings wrote:
He should have done your lawn too :lol:

Wait until it rains. My lawns blood pressure is going to skyrocket!

Author:  unknownkadath666 [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:50 am ]
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youll wake up with a herd of deer licking your drive way.

Author:  Anonymous [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:02 am ]
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unknownkadath666 wrote:
youll wake up with a herd of deer licking your drive way.

:lol:

Author:  hellraiser_xes [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:49 am ]
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Sorry guys, but why do you need to salt your driveway during winter?

Author:  Dago [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:16 pm ]
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Because it lowers the fusion point of ice from 0 degrees celsius to around -10.

Author:  Anonymous [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:18 pm ]
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Dago wrote:
Because it lowers the fusion point of ice from 0 degrees celsius to around -10.


And from a less scientific point of view, salting your driveway greatly reduces the chance of breaking your limbs attempting to traverse it.

Author:  Dago [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:00 pm ]
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Exactly! :lol:

Author:  Adam [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:41 pm ]
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Slayer Of Kings wrote:
Dago wrote:
Because it lowers the fusion point of ice from 0 degrees celsius to around -10.


And from a less scientific point of view, salting your driveway greatly reduces the chance of breaking your limbs attempting to traverse it.


And from an even less scientific point of view:

IT HELPZ TO MELT DA ICE

Author:  Anonymous [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:51 pm ]
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Adam wrote:
Slayer Of Kings wrote:
Dago wrote:
Because it lowers the fusion point of ice from 0 degrees celsius to around -10.


And from a less scientific point of view, salting your driveway greatly reduces the chance of breaking your limbs attempting to traverse it.


And from an even less scientific point of view:

IT HELPZ TO MELT DA ICE


That reminded me of the idiots with their handkerchiefs on their head in Monty Python's Flying Circus.

"HULLOOOO!"

Author:  Radagast [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:43 pm ]
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The best part is you can't just hose water on it to get rid of it. :lol: Tough break, Big K.

Author:  Anonymous [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:00 pm ]
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Radagast wrote:
The best part is you can't just hose water on it to get rid of it. :lol: Tough break, Big K.

No shit! :lol: And this winter has been like a cold spring. It may not even snow or freeze again! :lame:

Author:  hellraiser_xes [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:52 am ]
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Slayer Of Kings wrote:
Adam wrote:
Slayer Of Kings wrote:
Dago wrote:
Because it lowers the fusion point of ice from 0 degrees celsius to around -10.


And from a less scientific point of view, salting your driveway greatly reduces the chance of breaking your limbs attempting to traverse it.


And from an even less scientific point of view:

IT HELPZ TO MELT DA ICE


That reminded me of the idiots with their handkerchiefs on their head in Monty Python's Flying Circus.

"HULLOOOO!"


Thanks for the info, guys!

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