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 Post subject: Three Times Seven on a Pilgrimage
PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:42 am 
So yeah, I just turned twenty-one half an hour ago, which means come the summer I'll finally get to go to NY again knowing I can outdrink all you overseas pussies legally. Fuck all of you by the way, and don't wish me a nice birthday.
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FUCK YOUR BORTHDAY!! THAT'S RIGHT, BORTHDAY... FUCK IT!!
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Ok then, i wish you a depressed and melancholy birthday?!?

Come to australia, we can drink :P
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Alcohol is for fat people. :lame:
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Slayer Of Kings wrote:
So yeah, I just turned twenty-one half an hour ago, which means come the summer I'll finally get to go to NY again knowing I can outdrink all you overseas pussies legally. Fuck all of you by the way, and don't wish me a nice birthday.


I hate to brag, but the only way you could out drink me is to die trying. I hope your birthday's nasty.

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Happy birthday, fart. I'll challenge you to drink cheap Malaysian made liquor. Acid down yer throat!!!!
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I challenge you to drink 15 shots of tequila in one hour with me. Vomitting not allowed.
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I challenge you to drink 15 shots of tequila in one hour with me. Vomitting not allowed.


Hell yeah, lets make a party of it and I'll bring the Jim Beam black label. No ice, no mixer, just straight and the Tequila can be the chaser!

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Booze shots are for pussies. I challenge you to seven Duvels in the space of an hour.
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Bah, pansies. I'll drink you all under the table.

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Slayer Of Kings wrote:
Booze shots are for pussies. I challenge you to seven Duvels in the space of an hour.


:dio: Game ON!!!!

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Slayer Of Kings wrote:
Booze shots are for pussies. I challenge you to seven Duvels in the space of an hour.

Hehe, yeah that's a quite a challenge too, I never got past five unless I took the whole evening.
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what's a "Duvel"?

i'll challenge you to chug beer faster than me! or we could do shots - bacardi lemon, absinthe and gold strike.

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Heavy-as-fuck blonde beer.
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i'll challenge you to chug beer faster than me! or we could do shots - bacardi lemon, absinthe and gold strike.


I usually don't drink but when I do I can manage half a litter of absinthe in a couple of hours. I don't know if that's good or bad.... :unsure:
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Have a grim and hate filled birthday. I challenge you to a night of drinking cheap hairspray and rubbing alcohol. We'll do it rehab facility style.
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I usually don't drink but when I do I can manage half a litter of absinthe in a couple of hours. I don't know if that's good or bad.... :unsure:


That's a good effort. I once downed a pint of Southern Comfort after I'd had 11 beers. Admittedly, I don't recall what I had to drink after the follow pint of lager...

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I'll out-drink any cunt, so long as it's pineapple and bannana juice. :P
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I'll out-drink any cunt, so long as it's pineapple and bannana juice. :P


You should see my pet goldfish, I reckon he'd drink me under the table if it was a water drinking comp!

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hahah I win cause I'll be the only guy standing sober.

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