Metal Reviews

May the Irish hills caress you.
May her lakes and rivers bless you.
May the luck of the Irish enfold you.
May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! It doesn't matter if you're Irish or not, today everyone's an Irishman/lass.

What is everyone doing on this lucky day?

I have driving lessons until 4:00, then I go home and get decked out in my green, and party with the Irish. My father being an irishman, we have a party every year for relatives and friends in the area that are Irish.

What's the pagan equivalent of st patrick's day? I'm going to organize a blot.

a very small part of my family is irish but i never really celebrate st. patricks day. but every excuse to drink your guts to shit is a good one!

I'm wearing Orange all day. I hope I can make someone mad.

I sprayed my garden for leprechauns.

I kicked the shit out of a midget.

Whoops.

every one gets tanked on st. patricks day, but i hear that for those who are actually irish, the pubs are generaly closed for it, has any one else heard this?

That's false. It was a law for a while, but not anymore.

Drank lots of Guinness last night and I feel fantastic today, and after only four hours of sleep.

Drank Guinness mixed with cheap lemonade. There's a reason people don't do that

Up until a couple days ago I seriously thought this shit was back in February. I honestly hate most holidays/special occasions, and this one's no exception.

That reminds me of my quest to dress in green, carry around a Guiness and look confused on the enxt Valentine's day.

A famous quote from Bill the Butcher from the movie 'Gangs of New York'

"Jesus went to the end of England and sat down (imitating a guy squatting down), and what came out (from his arse) is Ireland"

Haha!!! No offence meant to the Irish, though.

I finished work, drank some Guinness and went to see 3 Inches of Blood.

I'm Irish today? HOOORAAY FOR ME! Can I be finnish tomorrow cuz their chicks are insanely hawt