E-mailing your girlfriend when drunk.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:32 am

Yeah... probably wasn't the smartest thing to do--my friend talked me into it. Oh well, she found it funny.

Subject: hey baby
Date: Sun, 01 Jan 2006 00:10:22 -0800
>ur so hot i want fuck u wu bitch lol happy new years lol im nut
>durnk lokl ok ia ma buitch rudnk LOL matt thut it be gud idea to
>email u so did ur so cuuuil
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>i luv uuuuu babebe e in the wurds of marvin gay lets get it oooonn
>n ooohjhh poooocfakakakakakak
>ehehehehehehe
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>HAPPY NU /'YEArs baby *HUG* huuuug uuuu i ove yoou u fucka mother
>bitch yoiooo niigga what what waht
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>ur so vcooool cause ur mah gal baby oooo yea
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>LIKE COOL SPOT THAT GUY FROM SPRITE OR SUM SHJIT HES SO COOOLL HJES
>A RED DOT WITHJ SUN GLASSES
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>COOOOOOOOOOOOOL SPOT
>LIKE U UR SO COOL I LOVE U LOLOLOLOO LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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>WE SHUD ,LEOIKD THEGINFS AND I ATR COOL BUT I LIVE UYU AND IT SO
>JCE AND WEREE3T
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>IM MISSING SO MANY KEYS UHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH
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>IM NOT DRUNK TRADE MARK <--- ITS AM TRADE MARK LOLOL
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>B.T.W. DIS IS TOTALY MATTS FUALT GIVE ME SHIT AND STUFF AND 4 COOLER
>SNAD 2 SERVINGS OF WINE AND SHIT AND I M FINE THO I JUST THOUGHT ID
>TELL U HOW MUCH I LOVEM UY AND STUFF AMD I HOPE UR HAVING A GREAT
>TIME AND LOEVE UY and ill see u tomorrow and well ill tlaking to
>usand ywa ur so hot and coooooll ;p;p;p;p;p
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>o rly ya rly no waiiii!!!!!!
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>Sicnerly, Trevor. lots of love
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NewFriendAncientEnemy · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:50 am

Man, I miss drunk typing... Not many people could tell, though. Somehow, I maintain a great deal of composure at the keyboard. But... YOU MAN... HAHA.

You are a retard!

:lol:

Misha · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:43 pm

LOL!! Jaden, glad you finally had a good time

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:37 pm

What is worse is emailing your ex girlfriend and accidentally sending it to the medieval re-enactor's mailing list. :oops:

Azrael · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:57 pm

i thought you didn't drink?

but yeah pretty funny :lol:

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:16 pm

Jaden got drunk? Jaden undermined his superiority??? :shock:

Glad you had a good time man. :lol:

rio · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:53 pm

Does this mean I'm the only trve kvlt teetotaller left here, then?

EDIT: Shit... just remembered I had brandy butter over Christmas :shock:

Goat · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:54 pm

rio wrote:

Does this mean I'm the only trve kvlt teetotaller left here, then?

Kayla doesn't drink either, and she likes Xasthur. So not yet....

rio · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:55 pm

Zad wrote:

rio wrote:

Does this mean I'm the only trve kvlt teetotaller left here, then?

Kayla doesn't drink either, and she likes Xasthur. So not yet....

Huzzah for grim temperance.

Goat · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:57 pm

rio wrote:

Zad wrote:

rio wrote:

Does this mean I'm the only trve kvlt teetotaller left here, then?

Kayla doesn't drink either, and she likes Xasthur. So not yet....

Huzzah for grim temperance.

It'll make your offspring blond-haired and blue-eyed supermen.

rio · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:59 pm

Zad wrote:

rio wrote:

Zad wrote:

rio wrote:

Does this mean I'm the only trve kvlt teetotaller left here, then?

Kayla doesn't drink either, and she likes Xasthur. So not yet....

Huzzah for grim temperance.

It'll make your offspring blond-haired and blue-eyed supermen.

Remarkably similar to their father then... Excpet for the superman part :(

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:02 pm

rio wrote:

Zad wrote:

rio wrote:

Zad wrote:

rio wrote:

Does this mean I'm the only trve kvlt teetotaller left here, then?

Kayla doesn't drink either, and she likes Xasthur. So not yet....

Huzzah for grim temperance.

It'll make your offspring blond-haired and blue-eyed supermen.

Remarkably similar to their father then... Excpet for the superman part :(

You're obviously just saying that to hide your secret identity. Obviously.

rio · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:08 pm

Please don't tell anyone that I'm superman.

Ness · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:20 pm

I've never e-mailed a g/f, but I have called my ex-girlfriend an ex-girlfriend's name. I don't remember doind it, but the next day I had angry messages on my phone. I miss high school.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:49 pm

Zad wrote:

rio wrote:

Zad wrote:

rio wrote:

Does this mean I'm the only trve kvlt teetotaller left here, then?

Kayla doesn't drink either, and she likes Xasthur. So not yet....

Huzzah for grim temperance.

It'll make your offspring blond-haired and blue-eyed supermen.

That'd be an interesting trick.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:40 pm

I had a good excuse to get drunk. Oh well, I sort of did stop caring. It's not something I plan on doing a lot, but a few times a year.

I was not as drunk as I typed. I had the capacity to type coherently, but for some reason, had no desire to.

WinterIsComing · **Joined:** Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:23 am **Posts:** 1025

Radagast wrote:

Jaden got drunk? Jaden undermined his superiority??? :shock:

Glad you had a good time man. :lol:

I bet he also cheated on his gf with some fat chick with huge sagging tits.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:19 pm

WinterIsComing wrote:

Radagast wrote:

Jaden got drunk? Jaden undermined his superiority??? :shock:

Glad you had a good time man. :lol:

I bet he also cheated on his gf with some fat chick with huge sagging tits.

Ewww. Never.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:33 pm

Jaden wrote:

Did I say I was straight-edge? No. Don't make assumptions. I choose to live healthy, and I always like to be alert as well as retain my superiority. It's a personal choice, not a choice made to conform to any "straight-edge" group.

SELLOUT!!

Anonymous · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:45 pm

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