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Author:  DevotedWalnut [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:25 am ]
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What would you be too embarrassed to tell someone on a first date, but are willing to tell to complete strangers over the internet?

your welcome zad

I won't post anything until someone else does.

EDIT: Ok this has to be something that possibly has happened to you. Something that you don't want others to know. A secret.
Author:  noodles [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:43 am ]
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tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can.". let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now dont call. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?


but seriousl, that i post on an internet forum dedicated to metal ^^
Author:  DevotedWalnut [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:58 am ]
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That's not really what I meant...
Author:  Anonymous [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:09 am ]
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i cum orange juice.
Author:  Legacy Of The Night [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:53 am ]
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"Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cuz you sure know how to make cocks grow."

lololololololololol but seriously

:dio:
Author:  Mintrude [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:47 am ]
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I'm completely terrifed of speaking on the phone.
Seriuosly.
Author:  noodles [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:13 am ]
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Mintrude wrote:
I'm completely terrifed of speaking on the phone.
Seriuosly.

haha i basically try to end phone conversations as quickly as possible and it makes people think i hate them
Author:  Rhys [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:24 am ]
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Mintrude wrote:
I'm completely terrifed of speaking on the phone.
Seriuosly.


My girlfriend refuses to talk on the phone lol
Author:  hellraiser_xes [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:49 am ]
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Suck my cock and call me daddy!!!

I expect a few slaps and a kick in the groin if I said this.



I was actually very quiet on my first date. Shy.
Author:  Sasheron [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:02 am ]
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I don't say a single word on my first dates, I just hand over this attractive application form and let it do the talking.

Image

I am so smooth.
Author:  Azrael [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:19 am ]
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if all girls were so straightforward i wouldn't be so lonely, i mean single.
Author:  Kathaarian [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:31 pm ]
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You're so getting sodomized tonight.
Author:  Antonakis [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:18 pm ]
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I think I would hesitate mentioning that I actually already have a relationship if I went out on a date with someone. If she asked me I would not lie (I never do) but I would avoid saying it if I could. I wouldn't have such a problem over the internet.

On the contrary I could NEVER say to somebody that I like her, love her, I'm interested in her or that I really really like her over the internet and hardly on the phone. But I would do it so much easier when she'd be next to me. I feel so much more in control of my actions and her reactions when talking face to face.

I hope that anwers DW's question
Author:  Goat [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:31 pm ]
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I'm great on the phone. My accent is enough to put the other person immediately in the weaker position.
Author:  Cú Chulainn [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:40 pm ]
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I remember going out on a date with a finnish girl. First thing I asked was "how are you?". The answer: "Bad, my best friend is dying". Talk about putting a chill on the evening...

Btw, I knew the dying girl too, and she died of meningitis two days later. Our relationship didn't really go anywhere.
Author:  Radagast [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:56 pm ]
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following the reaper wrote:
Mintrude wrote:
I'm completely terrifed of speaking on the phone.
Seriuosly.


My girlfriend refuses to talk on the phone lol

Wha, you finally overcomed the relationship blooz? And I wasn't informed immediately?

High five, bro.
Author:  VinnieVincentInvaded [ Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:10 am ]
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Mintrude wrote:
I'm completely terrifed of speaking on the phone.
Seriuosly.
'

Same! Utterly hate it. :mad:
Author:  Sasheron [ Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:03 am ]
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I love talking on the phone, I have an accent that completely disguises any of my imperfections, such as my tendency to malapropy when I'm nervous.
Author:  Anonymous [ Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:30 pm ]
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"Hey, nice rack."
Author:  Antonakis [ Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:24 pm ]
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Slayer Of Kings wrote:
"Hey, nice rack."


I know quite a lot of girls who wouldn't mind hearing this on a first date.
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