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Author:  Anonymous [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:35 pm ]
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So i was sitting through a boring sermon at the Dickey Church of the Brethren yesterday morning and in the middle of my 30 second blink I hear the pastor say "and i think this picture says it all" and i open my eyes to see this displayed on the projector
Image


to say the least, i was stunned. he was so emotional over it too, and totally convinced it was real. i wanted to laugh in his face
Author:  Kathaarian [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:39 pm ]
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You should have yelled "God's Goatse Picture RAWL"!
Author:  Dylan@Metalreviews [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:45 pm ]
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Kathaarian wrote:
You should have yelled "God's Goatse Picture RAWL"!
I was thinking the same thing. :lol:
Author:  traptunderice [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:52 pm ]
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People with no concept of Photoshop. :rolleyes:
Author:  Goat [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:53 pm ]
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:lol: What on earth did he think it was, divine hands opening the gates to heaven or something?
Author:  Legacy Of The Night [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:04 pm ]
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It looks more like God's about to take a shit on the earth.

Roffel.
Author:  Seinfeld26 [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:26 pm ]
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I think I see why there's all this anti-religion in metal...
Author:  noodles [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:42 pm ]
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that hilltop isnt going to be happy with what happens next
Author:  Antonakis [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:43 pm ]
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Due hilarity aside, the question bothering me is why on earth where you there Husker ? :unsure:
Author:  Anonymous [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:00 pm ]
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Antonakis wrote:
Due hilarity aside, the question bothering me is why on earth where you there Husker ? :unsure:


ctrl + c

ctrl + v
Author:  rio [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:30 pm ]
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Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
You should have yelled "God's Goatse Picture RAWL"!
I was thinking the same thing. :lol:


Yep, me too.
Author:  Morlock [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:17 pm ]
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Honestly I wouldn't have been able to handle that. I would have rolled out of my pew laughing. You should at least tell the preacher that he shouldn't display stuff like that anymore.
Author:  Cú Chulainn [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:58 pm ]
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You go to church???
Author:  Anonymous [ Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:08 am ]
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
You go to church???


Yeah, I love Jesus.
Author:  hellraiser_xes [ Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:57 am ]
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Huge pile of shit disembarking. It's so huge God has to use both his hands to stretch his anus.
Author:  witteijsbeer [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:39 am ]
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People can be so stupid...
How on earth can you think thats real? :blink:
Author:  Anonymous [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:07 pm ]
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witteijsbeer wrote:
People can be so stupid...
How on earth can you think thats real? :blink:


God works in mysterious ways.
Author:  hellraiser_xes [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:04 pm ]
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witteijsbeer wrote:
People can be so stupid...
How on earth can you think thats real? :blink:


Religiously pious people.

Actually people would just believe anything if you say 'it's an act of God' or anything that relates to God. I guess it's their inner fear in them that makes them believe anything, even how ridiculous it can be.

It's very funny to see how people believe in prophets or incarnations of God in a human form. That's why I make fun of Hinduism a lot despite being born one. The Sai Baba movement is some fuckin cult!!!
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