The really funny lyrics (voluntarily or not)

The Annoying Frenchman · **Posted:** Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:01 pm

the title is explainatory enough so I'll start.

NoMeansNo
"Mondo Nihilissimo 2000"
(from All Roads Lead to Ausfahrt, 2006)

Nothing means anything, everything's permitted
Nothing is forbidden, so anything goes

Let's take turns molesting the children
I'm so bored with my life
Yes, we'll take turns molesting the children
And then I'll go home to my wife

I was born to be an attorney
I was born to peddle cars
I'll make hell while the sun shines
Then I'll end up behind bars

Nothing means anything, everything's permitted
Nothing is forbidden, so anything goes

Let's go home and bury the children
In the cellar with my wife
They were all insured for millions
Now we'll do just what we like

I was born to live on credit
You know my Visa's solid gold
MasterCard is my religion
I've got a mortgage on my soul

Nothing means anything, everything's permitted
Nothing is forbidden, so anything goes

I'll buy that for a dollar!

Let's go to Guam and fuck the baby
I saw a tour on the internet
They say that Hell awaits all sinners
But they haven't got us yet

Something's wrong in the heartland
There's an evil that creeps across this land
But they say God accepts all sinners
So why should we give a damn?

I was born of love eternal
But now I do the devil's work
If there's a God up there in Heaven
He must be one big fucking jerk

I love how funnily the bros speak of the worst possible things in the world.
Well, some of them...

Rhys · **Posted:** Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:12 pm

Quote:

I clench my teeth and realize
My world is so near its demise
A dying sun in a poisonous sky
Stinging my eyes
Burning with contempt and conflict

As of now
I am a tool
Of severe impact

I clench my fist and visualize
The blood that is spilled is our own
I open wide my bloodshot eyes
Count the dead
A result of disfunction

[Chorus:]
As of now
I am a tool
Of severe impact
Hammer down
Cause and effect
And create a new world

Pound, drive, swing, strike
Break down, smash down
Pound and drive, swing and strike
Break it down
I am a tool

[Repeat chorus (X2)]

I am a tool...
I am a tool to break down
Break it down and smash it all away

Just love the repeated emphasis on "I AM A TOOOOOOOL"

dead1 · **Joined:** Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:22 am **Posts:** 2250

Corporation 187's Ghosts of Confusion:

Quote:

Try to live with the
Ghosts of confusion

I'm rolling without reason
My dreamland is just around the corner
My caffeine-twisted brain runs high, runs high

Suddenly I turn into a penguin
I swim towards the sea
My wings are short but shiny
I'm glad I'm not a bee

Try to live with the
Ghosts of confusion

One hour after midnight
And I'm a penguin, black and white
I wonder can these take me
Above the sea tonight?

But even if I'm trying
My wings can't make me fly
I'm waking up and crying
At least I had to try

Now here I am reminding
You all to think about
This story I was writing
A very sleepless night

[Solo]

One hour after midnight
And I'm a penguin, black and white
I wonder can these take me
Above the sea tonight?

Two sides of one story
Living next to the evil airlines
Hysterical pilots flying in my head
Corrupted politicians filled with seed

I'm rolling without reason
My dreamland is just around the corner
My caffeine-twisted brain runs high, runs high

Suddenly I turn into a penguin
I swim towards the sea
My wings are short but shiny
I'm glad I'm not a bee

Try to live with the
Ghosts of confusion

What the fuck.

For anyone's whose interested these guys are a third rate Swedish Death/Thrash band.

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:23 am

Riverside's "Artificial Smile" is a badass song, but the chorus is a little eyebrow raising.

Quote:

I don't like you cause they like you
I hate you cause they love you
I wish you ill cause they wish you well
I'm so happy when they f you

I mean... "f you?" What are we, 12? Self censorship sounds really really silly.

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