Gibberish lyrics

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:37 am

We've all heard a few songs in our time with lyrics that cause that "what the holy hell?" look to spread across our face. I don't mean the intentional gobbledygook done by the likes of Fantomas, but lyrics that started out making sense in the writer's head, with an end product that finished up a few doors down from comprehensible.

Here's an example:

Quote:

Judas Priest - All Guns Blazing

Twisting the strangle grip
Won't give no mercy
Feeling those tendons rip
Torn up and mean

Blastmaster racks the ground
Bent on survival
Full throttle hammers down
A deadly scream

All Guns, All Guns Blazing

Forced into overdrive
Drawn out of anger
All talons poison dipped
Impaling spike

Heart pounding fever pitch
Blood pumping fury
Two fisted dynamo
Eager to strike

All Guns, All Guns Blazing

Cross cutting thundercharge
Blade of destruction
Flame throwing hurricane
Destroys the cage

Bone crushing alien
God of salvation
Sad wings that heaven sent
Wipes out in rage

All Guns, All Guns Blazing

or

Quote:

Nocturnal Rites - Never Ending
Follow the light, do as they say
It's never ending
Unlock the beast you keep inside you

Swallow your breath, wait for the call
You'll walk the thin line
Welcome to your destiny

Do like the others
You won't be afraid
Fall to the ground and pray again

Never ending
They're all waiting for the call
One step away from it all
Never ending
Always trying, never finding
Shelter from the storm

Wake up in the world, all playing god
Won't feel so hollow
The silent voice is there to guide you

Slipping away? Reach out your hand
They'll give you shelter
Welcome to eternity

etc

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:54 pm

Pretty much anything from Testament's Demonic fits this catagory perfectly.

Goat · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:02 pm

Early Sepultura.

PhyrWolf · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:29 pm

The recent events of these forums.

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:52 pm

PhyrWolf wrote:

The recent events of these forums.

You've made a song about it ? Otherwise I don't see anything poetic about what happened here.

Goat · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:01 pm

Kathaarian wrote:

PhyrWolf wrote:

The recent events of these forums.

You've made a song about it ? Otherwise I don't see anything poetic about what happened here.

Go on, make a poem. Where's Wanky when you need him?

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:49 pm

I'll try but it's very late...

Vile Sister Oblivion
(lyrics by Rob Zombie)

#crushing drum intro followed by screeching guitar, which launches into thrash riffing*

BLASTER!
Yeah!
Tampon raging superbomb fallout
Camp fire naked on the fever death trout
Make my laundry in cakes of fire
Vile sister oblivion take my lamp post higher

Wooah oooh
TOASTER!
Wooah oooh
TOASTERRR-HEEER
Yeeeaah yeaaah
Turn it up to six on the ringing dial winter

Falling into telaporting sunshine girls
Raging lantern sunday phantom delicate swirls
Watching my tiles fly off as I sink beneath the hair
Of my two stroke pumpkin and my dandilion chair

Wooah oooh
TOASTER!
Wooah oooh
TOASTERRR-HEEER
Yeeeaah yeaaah
Burn it up the sticks on the winking miles of sphincter

*guitar solo: biddly biddly biddly biddly weee weee weee, duuuuuurrrrn diddly weee whaaa haa haaaaa, tumla tumla whaa haa weee heeee heeee, budlubudlubudlubudla werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooommmmm*

Wooah oooh
TOASTER
Wooah oooh
TOASTER-HEEER
Yeeeaah yeaaah
Vile Sister Oblivion eat my shoe

etc

Goat · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:58 pm

Sir Wanksalot wrote:

I'll try but it's very late...

Vile Sister Oblivion
(lyrics by Rob Zombie)

#crushing drum intro followed by screeching guitar, which launches into thrash riffing*

BLASTER!
Yeah!
Tampon raging superbomb fallout
Camp fire naked on the fever death trout
Make my laundry in cakes of fire
Vile sister oblivion take my lamp post higher

Wooah oooh
TOASTER!
Wooah oooh
TOASTERRR-HEEER
Yeeeaah yeaaah
Turn it up to six on the ringing dial winter

Falling into telaporting sunshine girls
Raging lantern sunday phantom delicate swirls
Watching my tiles fly off as I sink beneath the hair
Of my two stroke pumpkin and my dandilion chair

Wooah oooh
TOASTER!
Wooah oooh
TOASTERRR-HEEER
Yeeeaah yeaaah
Burn it up the sticks on the winking miles of sphincter

*guitar solo: biddly biddly biddly biddly weee weee weee, duuuuuurrrrn diddly weee whaaa haa haaaaa, tumla tumla whaa haa weee heeee heeee, budlubudlubudlubudla werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooommmmm*

Wooah oooh
TOASTER
Wooah oooh
TOASTER-HEEER
Yeeeaah yeaaah
Vile Sister Oblivion eat my shoe

etc

I haven't got a clue what it's about, but well done anyway.

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:58 pm

^^ Got me to thinking:

Quote:

White Zombie - Super-Charger Heaven
Jesus lived his life in a cheap hotel
On the edge of route 66 yeah he lived a dark and
Twisted life and he came right back just to do it
Again eye for and eye and a tooth for the truth
I ain’t never seen a demon warp deal a
Ring a ding rhythm or jukebox racket my
Mind can’t clutch the feeling yeah.

Devil man...

Hellhounds lead at the cowardly kings
And carry souls across the river Styx
Yeah they see no evil and feel no pain
Sucking juice from a fallen angel I dreamed
I was a super nova fucker nitro
Burning and fuel injection feed the gods strychnine
Soul a Motherfucker of invention.

Devil man...

Yeah inbreed the witches
And worship the dogs
Deformed and fuck lazy
Damn yourself and choke
On my name l’d love to love ya baby?
Dead ringer rats swigging in the trees
Immaculate conception bury me an angel god I need
Some inspiration.

Devil man...

December Flower · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:27 pm

Sabaton - Metal Machine

I have a phobia
a fear of the dark
afraid to shoot strangers
the animal talks

Guns scare me shitless
but love gun’s my friend
the sentinel’s coming
but is this the end

Riding on this crazy train
i’m going paranoid
watch me lose my mind
and break the law

It’s close to midnight and
he’s barking at the moon
the rainbow in the dark is shining

It’s close to midnight and
he’s barking at the moon
the kings of metal ride the sky

Is this s:t anger
the ultimate sin
or have I really
a black knight within

The gates of Babylon
are open and wide
shout at the devil
there’s nowhere to hide

Fighting for the world to keep
the wild child in it’s cage
broke my metal heart
against the wall

It’s close to midnight and
he’s barking at the moon
the rainbow in the dark is shining

It’s close to midnight and
he’s barking at the moon
the kings of metal ride the sky

JÃ¼rgen · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:28 pm

Motörhead - Killed by Death

If you squeeze my lizard
I'll put my snake on you
I'm a romantic adventure
And I'm a reptile too

(Chorus:)
But it don't make no difference
'cos I ain't gonna be, easy, easy
the only time I'm easy's when I'm
Killed by death [x4]

I'm a lone wolf ligger
But I ain't no pretty boy
I'm a backbone shiver
and I'm a bundle of joy

I want this song to be played at my funeral.

Goat · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:32 pm

Cradle Of Filth - Gilded Cunt

Quote:

Your misery is worn as a veil
To hide bewitchment of the ugliest kind
In place of eve a bitter parody hails
Daggers from the swagger
Of a sodomite's concubine
Bine (Bine)

Gilded cunt
Oh, you gilded cunt

Your thin pretence overstretched and sickly
Feigns love and light a long time laid in the grave
My preference leans to killing you quickly
Scissored in the gizzard
That a heart no more maintains

But I am tied
To the labyrinth and the beast
The one-way track of eyes
Black and grey like panzers

Loose your shell
Shoot the mouth
The gates of hell
Have often dropped their jaws about
Satan's agents were perversion to bear
Side to side with their diversions
You use to guide my fingers there

Dirty little gold digger
Dirty little gold digger
Dirty little gold digger
Dirty little gold digger
Dirty little gold digger
Dirty little gold digger

Cunt (Cunt)
Gilded cunt
Oh, you gilded cunt
Cunt
Cunt

Nothing is above you save a boreal light
That halo paid for by a consummated ring of ice
And below you, will I see you tonight
Glower from your tower
Built of ivory and spite?

For I am torn
Between the sheets that keep me borne
And the teeth of a storm
They reap then rape my stanzas

Click your heels
Three times six
The stars are fixed
May I climb and get you one?
The palace at Versailles never held your tongue
Nor did heaven ever weather
The crosses that you came upon

Dirty little soul frigger
Dirty little soul frigger
Dirty little soul frigger
Dirty little soul frigger
Dirty little soul frigger
Dirty little soul frigger

Cunt (Cunt)
Gilded cunt
Oh, you gilded cunt
Cunt
Cunt

Really deep stuff, there.

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:35 pm

Tripe =/= gibberish

Goat · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:39 pm

Radagast wrote:

Tripe =/= gibberish

"Your thin pretence overstretched and sickly
Feigns love and light a long time laid in the grave
My preference leans to killing you quickly
Scissored in the gizzard
That a heart no more maintains"

Explain that to me, then.

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:42 pm

Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you?

Goat · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:44 pm

Radagast wrote:

Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you?

I would.

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:45 pm

Sure, you just wait right there. I'll be back in a minute.

Goat · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:46 pm

Radagast wrote:

Sure, you just wait right there. I'll be back in a minute.

Now hold on a minute!! This happened to me once last week...

Eyesore · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:46 pm

Sir Wanksalot wrote:

I'll try but it's very late...

Vile Sister Oblivion
(lyrics by Rob Zombie)

#crushing drum intro followed by screeching guitar, which launches into thrash riffing*

BLASTER!
Yeah!
Tampon raging superbomb fallout
Camp fire naked on the fever death trout
Make my laundry in cakes of fire
Vile sister oblivion take my lamp post higher

Hehehe. You should record that song! Personally I think Rob Zombie is an awesome lyricist!

The first song I ever wrote:

"Under Pressure"

When you feel alone, so alone inside
And you're always awake, but you don't feel alive
Then you meet a couple friends, they push you too far
And you forget, who you really are

Cuz when you’re under pressure, you feel so alone
Under pressure, you have nowhere to go
Yeah, when you're under pressure, you feel so alone
Under pressure, you're losing...control

Now if you had a family and someone to love
I guess your life would not be so tough
And if you had someone to help you along
You might not do all those things that are wrong

Cuz when you’re under pressure, you feel so alone
Under pressure, you have nowhere to go
Yeah, when you're under pressure, you feel so alone
Under pressure, you're losing...control

Now there's a place not far away
That you could be visiting any day
Don't take your chances, only you've got the answers
And you'll have the chance to say...

When you’re under pressure, you feel so alone
Under pressure, you have nowhere to go
Under pressure, you're always stuck in a hole
Under pressure, you lose all...control

©1987

HAHAHAHAHA!

lizardtail · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:48 pm

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