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derncare · **Joined:** Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:40 am **Posts:** 731

Eyesore wrote:

Sonata Arctica - Frigid Symphonies Are Gay

Iron Maiden - Eyesore is our Biggest Fan!

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:44 pm

Eyesore wrote:

Sonata Arctica - Frigid Symphonies Are Gay

A direct mentioning in an SA album title?? TOTALLY!!

derncare · **Joined:** Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:40 am **Posts:** 731

Sonata Arctica - Frigid Symphony :wub:

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:09 pm

derncare wrote:

Sonata Arctica - Frigid Symphony :wub:

even better.

actually it's sort of the same thing. Arctic:Frigid, Sonata:Symphony. well, almost.

Reverend Clayton · **Posted:** Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:28 pm

I couldn't go through them all so I hope I'm not repeating...but how about:

Van Halen - David and Eddie, best friends forever.

derncare · **Joined:** Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:40 am **Posts:** 731

DragonForce - Holy Terror's Wet Dream

Rhys · **Posted:** Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:34 am

Cradle of Filth - Cleaning the Cradle

DarkThrone - Preparing for Peace, Peace Weilder, Love Them, Fat Mans Hunger, Under a cherry Tree, etc

Mayhem - De Truth Dom Jesus

Mayhem - Alive!

Leviathan/Xasthur - California Beach Party Split

drakanripper · **Joined:** Sun Jun 26, 2005 7:24 am **Posts:** 136

In Flames - Roots

Gwar - Unmasked (god..I hope fucking not)

System of a Down - Syndrome

Darkthrone - Evolution

Coheed and Cambria - [any one word title]

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:35 pm

Quote:

Slayer and Deicide split CD

I don't get it-that's really only outlandish for the fact that Slayer are much bigger and neither band would do a split anyway.

leee · **Posted:** Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:30 pm

Cradle of Filth - the principles of Diapers and rashes made flesh

Venom - We are a joke and so are you.

Razor - Another reason why Canada sucks

Running Wild - Pirates of the Caribeean 3 soundtrack

Arch Enemy - Tits sell, whos buying......

Dragonforce - Helloween wishes they could be a hot topic Tshirt

Thorrs Hammer (NSBM) White boy, black girl

grandbazaar · **Posted:** Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:11 pm

Megadeth - Lars is my lover

hellraiser_xes · **Posted:** Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:11 am

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Quote:

Slayer and Deicide split CD

I don't get it-that's really only outlandish for the fact that Slayer are much bigger and neither band would do a split anyway.

It's not about who's bigger. If I'm not mistaken, there's some rivalry goin on between Slayer and Deicide bcos Glen Benton said something like they're playing stuff better than what Slayer's playing. Two rival bands, that's what the joke's about.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:33 am

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Quote:

Slayer and Deicide split CD

I don't get it-that's really only outlandish for the fact that Slayer are much bigger and neither band would do a split anyway.

It's not about who's bigger. If I'm not mistaken, there's some rivalry goin on between Slayer and Deicide bcos Glen Benton said something like they're playing stuff better than what Slayer's playing. Two rival bands, that's what the joke's about.

the new deicide kicks the shit out of the new slayer, i thought everyone knew that.

hellraiser_xes · **Posted:** Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:47 am

Husker wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Quote:

Slayer and Deicide split CD

I don't get it-that's really only outlandish for the fact that Slayer are much bigger and neither band would do a split anyway.

It's not about who's bigger. If I'm not mistaken, there's some rivalry goin on between Slayer and Deicide bcos Glen Benton said something like they're playing stuff better than what Slayer's playing. Two rival bands, that's what the joke's about.

the new deicide kicks the shit out of the new slayer, i thought everyone knew that.

Well I've heard bout the new Deicide. Kicks Hoffman asses like hell. Yeah, the new Slayer isn't really that good, but I still like it.

By the way, I just came back from Singapore, from a Slayer gig. AWESOME!!!

Rhys · **Posted:** Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:49 am

Eyesore - Love Letters to the Internet

Tracklist:

1 - You Dont Know Shit About Nu-Metal
2 - Moderaterminator
3 - I am teh Win!!1
4 - Annihilating the Jews and Frenchies
5 - The Eyesore Times
6 - One Liners (Fuck Off!)
7 - Chatroom Bastards
8 - I Love The C.O.C.K
9 - Where is The Discussion?
10 - The Last Word

leee · **Posted:** Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:56 am

Husker wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Quote:

Slayer and Deicide split CD

I don't get it-that's really only outlandish for the fact that Slayer are much bigger and neither band would do a split anyway.

It's not about who's bigger. If I'm not mistaken, there's some rivalry goin on between Slayer and Deicide bcos Glen Benton said something like they're playing stuff better than what Slayer's playing. Two rival bands, that's what the joke's about.

the new deicide kicks the shit out of the new slayer, i thought everyone knew that.

lol, no but think thanks to your highly intelligent and innovative message we do now. Thanks bro!

Dago · **Posted:** Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:02 pm

Rhapsody in Fire-Unplugged Keyboards

leee · **Posted:** Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:09 pm

following the reaper wrote:

Eyesore - Love Letters to the Internet

Tracklist:

1 - You Dont Know Shit About Nu-Metal
2 - Moderaterminator
3 - I am teh Win!!1
4 - Annihilating the Jews and Frenchies
5 - The Eyesore Times
6 - One Liners (Fuck Off!)
7 - Chatroom Bastards
8 - I Love The C.O.C.K
9 - Where is The Discussion?
10 - The Last Word

This is def a 2 disk set

1. Elitest punks fuck off
2. Your mom sucks but new Warrant doesn't
3. If you don't like Trivium you are fag
4. I can kick your ass (but I won't)
5. Flame Wars suck (unless I start them)
6. Rock Rock till you drop and you can suck Def Leppards cock
7. Bastards will pay (for not liking Green Day)
8. Watch it or I will ban you fucker
9. I used to fuck guys like you in Prison (and make them listen to Nickleback and like it)

Rhys · **Posted:** Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:25 pm

leee wrote:

following the reaper wrote:

Eyesore - Love Letters to the Internet

Tracklist:

1 - You Dont Know Shit About Nu-Metal
2 - Moderaterminator
3 - I am teh Win!!1
4 - Annihilating the Jews and Frenchies
5 - The Eyesore Times
6 - One Liners (Fuck Off!)
7 - Chatroom Bastards
8 - I Love The C.O.C.K
9 - Where is The Discussion?
10 - The Last Word

This is def a 2 disk set

1. Elitest punks fuck off
2. Your mom sucks but new Warrant doesn't
3. If you don't like Trivium you are fag
4. I can kick your ass (but I won't)
5. Flame Wars suck (unless I start them)
6. Rock Rock till you drop and you can suck Def Leppards cock
7. Bastards will pay (for not liking Green Day)
8. Watch it or I will ban you fucker
9. I used to fuck guys like you in Prison (and make them listen to Nickleback and like it)

leee · **Posted:** Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:00 pm

following the reaper wrote:

leee wrote:

following the reaper wrote:

Eyesore - Love Letters to the Internet

Tracklist:

1 - You Dont Know Shit About Nu-Metal
2 - Moderaterminator
3 - I am teh Win!!1
4 - Annihilating the Jews and Frenchies
5 - The Eyesore Times
6 - One Liners (Fuck Off!)
7 - Chatroom Bastards
8 - I Love The C.O.C.K
9 - Where is The Discussion?
10 - The Last Word

This is def a 2 disk set

1. Elitest punks fuck off
2. Your mom sucks but new Warrant doesn't
3. If you don't like Trivium you are fag
4. I can kick your ass (but I won't)
5. Flame Wars suck (unless I start them)
6. Rock Rock till you drop and you can suck Def Leppards cock
7. Bastards will pay (for not liking Green Day)
8. Watch it or I will ban you fucker
9. I used to fuck guys like you in Prison (and make them listen to Nickleback and like it)

Ha ha, we forgot the import only bonus tracks:

1. Lacuna Coil isn't Nu metal but your mom is......fucker
2. Boobies...not just for looking at anymore
3. IT Help Desk blues (acoustic version)
4. crack my jewel case and I crack your skull......fucker
5. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
6. Eyesore Ko1 the Internet

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