Metal Reviews

Being a contortionist is not one of my strengths however if I am able to pull that stunt off I'll apply to the Cirque Du Soleil.

I can lick my elbow.

You suck at life, online and off.

You would be the absolute authority on all things sucking!!

Jesus. Are you 12?

You have the nerve to pose that question after posting:

"Eat dick fat boy"

People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

I posted "Eat a dick, fatboy." Get it right. And I wasn't commenting on you insulting me or talking shit; I was referring to your elementary "I know you are, but what am I?" level of insults.

Now quit trying to pick a fight, else I'll make you look like a bigger idiot than you already are.

I wasn't attempting to "pick any fights". I was merely commenting in this thread. If you think I give any form of real consideration to you and your immature bullshit then you're truly mistaken. If you think that I'll cower from you and your bullshit online bravado you're even more mistaken. I could give a shit less what you think or how you feel. Don't threaten me.

Right. I started this thread to fucking promote music and you wanted to talk shit. Ever since I started posting here again you've only talked shit. Who the fuck are you? You joined this forum when I had a falling out with Chris, the owner, and that turd Ross. Yeah, I was an asshole back then; I was pissed off and felt shit on after everything I did for this site. A year later I come back and you immediately jump on me. Again, who the fuck are you?

There are quite a few people that continuously asked me to come back to this forum, for the simple fact that I start threads like this! And here you come, full of bullshit and droppin' bombs for no other reason than you're a goddamn loser that gets off on picking fights online. I have no issues with sarcastic banter, or innocent jokes going back and forth, but when you specifically troll a perfectly good thread like this for no other reason than to pick a fight, then yes, tubby, you deserve a doo-doo smooch.

I'm going to write a musical in the future about an everyday man trying to live his life, but he keeps getting pulled into random, unnecessary, yet utterly hilarious fights. It'll be called "Ken!"

Srsly u guys, you should be teaming up to beatdown the pirate scum, not squabbling like Lib Dems at a leadership contest!

Why did some remove the picture of the doo-doo smooch?

Here's one of your main issues. You have a "do as I say not as I do" personality. You're allowed to have free reign in all sorts of incredibly crass nasty criticisms, no one is ever supposed to challenge you when you engage in obvious juvenile tactics that are purposely meant to provoke a negative response, ( IE see above), and what's absolutely incredible is that when someone does it to you ( in any degree) you become agitated.

Go look back in this thread. I made a statement about the purpose of this thread. You lobbed the first juvenile insult. I know you have the ability to read....go see for yourself.

As for the troll comment, Ken you are the king of trolls and everyone here knows it and at some point has stated it. Make attempts at projection somewhere else little boy.

You also engage in racist remarks and humor which in today's society is an absolute abomination. You may find humor in the things you say, however there are many here who don't. I don't find you funny or engaging. Quite personally I find you to be a gigantic asshole but I don't go after you at every opportunity. If I did every thread and comment you make here would have my personal feelings for you attached to it.

So, it's rel shame that you take issue with anyone who disagrees with you or holds you accountable for the negative crass shit that you write. People voiced displeasure with this thread and you didn't lose your shit on them. You did with me. For as much as you're allowed to comment in any all fashion, everyone else here can too. Grow up and deal with it.

Try to handle your disagreements with some dignity and intelligence. Every response you've provided to me since last night has illustrated everything I've pointed out here. You have real issues Ken. The first thing you need to deal with though, is the inability to accept and maturely deal with criticism. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that you can't seem to get that under control.

What a moron. You picked a fight; you didn't win; you whine. I don't have a "do as I say not as I do" personality. I have a No Bullshit personality, and I don't give a fuck if in your world you can't handle honesty. I polarize people. I don't care. I live my life with integrity and do no wrong. But if you're a moron, I'm going to call you one. And you won't like it. Too bad. The funny thing about when people argue this angle is that they accuse me of not being able to accept their stance, their opinions, who they are. Yet that's exactly why they have an issue with me; they can't accept my stance, my opinions, who I am. There is no difference. It's hypocrisy. But I can and do accept those things; they simply don't change me. You like Band A. I don't. Who cares? You think you're wonderful. I don't. Fuck off. And so on...

I don't pick fights with anyone; I simply don't care what you think. YOU picked the fight here with your stupid comments on an old thread that I had no intention of ever updating again. You should have commented on the music that I discussed, but instead you chose to pick a fight. And since I would never back down, you go on some idiotic tirade. No one else voiced displeasure with the thread beyond questioning if they were reviews or not. You questioned the point of me even creating the thread, suggesting I was looking for attention (which is precisely what you were doing, actually). I created this thread to promote some music, some bands others may be interested in, not to argue with some 40-year-old ball of fat.

Crass? Yup. Racist? Fuck you! I make jokes about race, sure. Nothing wrong with that, surely not an abomination or racist. Haha. Get real, buddy. Or do I have to be black in order to do that?

Walk away, tubbs. Just don't reply to my threads. Simple as that. I'm not here to fight with internet cowards with brave words.

Oh be nice, the pair of you.

Okay.

I thought it was childish and was an attempt at provoking Raven. So I'll do it again.

Be consistent, bro. Remove his first post in this thread.

People get worked up about this because Ken is pompous. Everywhere he goes he breaks the rules, then asserts that there was no rule. Just annoying.

To be fair, every forum needs its Dr Cox figure.

Rule? Those aren't reviews, thus a rule wasn't broken. And everywhere I go? Um...are you stalking me?