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In the Nightside Eclipse had a perfect cover, come on...


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skadiv wrote:
In the Nightside Eclipse had a perfect cover, come on...
Totally. I don't see how that depiction of nature is so radically different, barring the trolls, than my adored pussy hipster eco black metal.

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We need more bands singing about butchering snails with hand grenades :dio: :dio: :dio:


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traptunderice wrote:
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If the lyrics are about raping women and butchering snails with handgrenads chances are the band is really fucking extreme. Even if the lyrics are incredibly hyperbolic over-the-top nonsensical its still preferable to the warm and fuzzy bullshit written by Agalloch, WITTR, Liturgy, and all of the other hack bands polluting the black/death scene.


The Agalloch I remember uses lyrics that involve a lot of natural landscapes. Sentimental sometimes, sure, but a lot better than some shit about raping nuns or whatever.


Yes we need more lyrics about running naked through the forest, especially with sappy overlong ballads about how their hearts are breaking because the polar ice caps are melting. There is a reason why this band is derided by the black/death scene as pussified hipster crap for the vaginas who can't fathom actual intensity in the music, so they have to have a goff band dilute the formula and introduce these hipster elements thereby making the music more palatable. Oh well, shitty band is shitty.
Find me one lyric about polar ice caps melting. And I'm not sure how Agalloch's meditations on nature are any different than some of the stuff contained in early Norwegian stuff that embraced the frigid climate of the region. Cascadia just happens to be a much more serene and majestic place. Emperor probably wishes they had covers as beautiful as Panopticon's.


And I'm pretty sure all of your far-left government handout loving commie bands wish they made music 1/100th as good as Emperor.


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We need more bands singing about butchering snails with hand grenades :dio: :dio: :dio:


You may be an asshole, but you can be funny.


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DevotedWalnut wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
We need more bands singing about butchering snails with hand grenades :dio: :dio: :dio:


You may be an asshole, but you can be funny.


I actually came up with that line you fudgepacker, the credit goes to me.


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Pillars of Geph wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
We need more bands singing about butchering snails with hand grenades :dio: :dio: :dio:


You may be an asshole, but you can be funny.


I actually came up with that line you fudgepacker, the credit goes to me.


I know. I'm laughing that he openly acknowledged it. Salad tosser.


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He's acknowledging the brilliance of my prose, why don't you thrown yourself into a vat of acid. Everyone hates you even Empressbgay hates you.


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Everybody hates me? :sad:

You really know how to hit where it hurts.

ps - see you tonight.


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Pillars of Geph wrote:
traptunderice wrote:
Pillars of Geph wrote:
emperorblackdoom wrote:
Pillars of Geph wrote:
If the lyrics are about raping women and butchering snails with handgrenads chances are the band is really fucking extreme. Even if the lyrics are incredibly hyperbolic over-the-top nonsensical its still preferable to the warm and fuzzy bullshit written by Agalloch, WITTR, Liturgy, and all of the other hack bands polluting the black/death scene.


The Agalloch I remember uses lyrics that involve a lot of natural landscapes. Sentimental sometimes, sure, but a lot better than some shit about raping nuns or whatever.


Yes we need more lyrics about running naked through the forest, especially with sappy overlong ballads about how their hearts are breaking because the polar ice caps are melting. There is a reason why this band is derided by the black/death scene as pussified hipster crap for the vaginas who can't fathom actual intensity in the music, so they have to have a goff band dilute the formula and introduce these hipster elements thereby making the music more palatable. Oh well, shitty band is shitty.
Find me one lyric about polar ice caps melting. And I'm not sure how Agalloch's meditations on nature are any different than some of the stuff contained in early Norwegian stuff that embraced the frigid climate of the region. Cascadia just happens to be a much more serene and majestic place. Emperor probably wishes they had covers as beautiful as Panopticon's.


And I'm pretty sure all of your far-left government handout loving commie bands wish they made music 1/100th as good as Emperor.
Every fucking metal band wishes they made music 1/100th as good as Emperor.

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