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I can currently match the world's lowest sung note of 8hz (C[-1]) effortlessly. It is not as fun as it sounds having an earthquake coming from the center of your body.

Be careful you don't hit the brown note.


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Adveser, please, man, get a grip!

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I actually had a broken Larynx for three years. Oops! I fixed it now. I have my singing guide written too. I have about 10 samples that are too good. I ended up coughing up the remainder of the copper and tiny magnet particles I had been collecting in my throat which were responsible for me seeing electrical fields around stars, lights and that sort of thing. It's been a good couple of weeks. Singing is so effortless now compared to whatever the hell was going on before. The only problem is that I have all this "bad" muscle memory built up and I am bored to death of all the material I know that will come out good. I still have 5 tracks that I think are perfect and wanna record more, but yeah, tired of everything I can do well enough.

I had some help with the repair of my larynx. Fuck, all you gotta do is put your mind in a place where you can plausibly deny any weird shit as being a product of your imagination and you'll get the best help around.

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Karmakosmonaut wrote:
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I can currently match the world's lowest sung note of 8hz (C[-1]) effortlessly. It is not as fun as it sounds having an earthquake coming from the center of your body.

Be careful you don't hit the brown note.


Actually, too late :(

Happened once!

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Adveser wrote:
I actually had a broken Larynx for three years. Oops! I fixed it now. I have my singing guide written too. I have about 10 samples that are too good. I ended up coughing up the remainder of the copper and tiny magnet particles I had been collecting in my throat which were responsible for me seeing electrical fields around stars, lights and that sort of thing. It's been a good couple of weeks. Singing is so effortless now compared to whatever the hell was going on before. The only problem is that I have all this "bad" muscle memory built up and I am bored to death of all the material I know that will come out good. I still have 5 tracks that I think are perfect and wanna record more, but yeah, tired of everything I can do well enough.

I had some help with the repair of my larynx. Fuck, all you gotta do is put your mind in a place where you can plausibly deny any weird shit as being a product of your imagination and you'll get the best help around.

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Adveser wrote:
I actually had a broken Larynx for three years. Oops! I fixed it now. I have my singing guide written too. I have about 10 samples that are too good. I ended up coughing up the remainder of the copper and tiny magnet particles I had been collecting in my throat which were responsible for me seeing electrical fields around stars, lights and that sort of thing. It's been a good couple of weeks. Singing is so effortless now compared to whatever the hell was going on before. The only problem is that I have all this "bad" muscle memory built up and I am bored to death of all the material I know that will come out good. I still have 5 tracks that I think are perfect and wanna record more, but yeah, tired of everything I can do well enough.

I had some help with the repair of my larynx. Fuck, all you gotta do is put your mind in a place where you can plausibly deny any weird shit as being a product of your imagination and you'll get the best help around.


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I so want to hear the new samples.


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*tempted to start swallowing copper*


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Bruce_Bitenfils wrote:
I so want to hear the new samples.


I have some, but I think the production is so bad that it will sound horrible either way. The Labyrinth one sounds good though. I'll probably post that some time. The way I record demos is such a departure from the way I would sing it live that it just isn't the best way I could do it. I think I might just do some acappela. That is probably the best way to go. Soon enough. I'm waiting for there to be more than the eight songs I have that I think are good. Again, good is relative to the limitations I incurred upon myself doing it that way.

They just don't sound that good because the mic I am using rolls off at around 11.5Khz and there are clearly far more frequencies that aren't being captured because of how loud the singer's formant is. The first overttone through 11.5K is easily 30db louder than the fundamental note, but they sound even because of the way the ear compresses it and the amount of energy necessary to produce it.

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*tempted to start swallowing copper*


You wouldn't want to swallow it. You'd want to breath it in. In any event it is not recommended. I ended up with this because I decided to make a fine power out of a magnet at some point. I usually expose the copper end of a wire with my teeth and sometimes one or two of those fine pieces break off. I can't stress how fine the wire was. it was as thin as the stuff you'd find in a guitar pickup winding (i had cut soe of that up as well at some point) and the aluminum was just as thin. certainly nothing that would be sharp. I guess I dodged a bullet on that one.

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I can't tell if he's fucking with us or just stupid.


In the third dimension one can observe a cube existing as only a two dimensional square with no depth, a six sided dice shaped object of three dimensions and also as a three sided triagular shape with a single point of termination. One can not be all three observers at once and all three observers can make correct observations that directly contradict anyone elses claims from another vantage point.

In the fourth dimension one can observe all three of the above paradigms at once and can do so because he has access to the fourth dimension of space. Spin. And with his added dimension he can reconcile and understand all three observers, witness that they are only convinced of their individual axioms because they are fixed to a vantage point that the others can not see. He understands all the axioms of the three observers are correct because he is the only one in possession of the knowledge of the three dimensional object at all points around it and his observations are dynamic and do not necessarily conform to the static view of a single observer.

"So light of foot, so swift, you've come this far..."

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Adveser wrote:
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I can't tell if he's fucking with us or just stupid.


In the third dimension one can observe a cube existing as only a two dimensional square with no depth, a six sided dice shaped object of three dimensions and also as a three sided triagular shape with a single point of termination. One can not be all three observers at once and all three observers can make correct observations that directly contradict anyone elses claims from another vantage point.

In the fourth dimension one can observe all three of the above paradigms at once and can do so because he has access to the fourth dimension of space. Spin. And with his added dimension he can reconcile and understand all three observers, witness that they are only convinced of their individual axioms because they are fixed to a vantage point that the others can not see. He understands all the axioms of the three observers are correct because he is the only one in possession of the knowledge of the three dimensional object at all points around it and his observations are dynamic and do not necessarily conform to the static view of a single observer.

"So light of foot, so swift, you've come this far..."


If you are so smart and insightful and such a good fucking singer, then why are you posting your ramblings on this metal site? Shouldn't you be winning nobel prizes and whatever they hand to the worlds best singers? You are clearly better than the normal man.


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Oh wait, I know the answer.

YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT. And copper apparently. :rolleyes:


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You make the mistake of thinking I don't talk to educated persons who are in a position to advise me on the strengths and weakness of my arguments.

You must really be stupid if you believe that this stuff has not been figured out and disregarded for it's impracticality as a commercial venture, IE, it would render the status quo null and void. In other words go read a book or try to understand quaternians and realize why such a topology was regarded as impractical and henceforth it's advantages were disregarded or are being withheld.

You'll have to ask the consciousness of myself that is aware of what he is doing outside the time continuum why he sabotages every effort to record anything that would be recognized as anything but a childish attempt to quantify what many have regarded as being in their own words as "beyond" what they have experienced by any other means. Ask them what being entranced means and who put them in a state where their alpha and beta brain patterns were fully excited and what that excerted upon them.

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I guess I dodged a bullet on that one.

Well, let's hope that doesn't happen again.


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