Your Top 10 Worst Hard Rock/Heavy Metal Albums Of All Time

stevelovesmoonspell · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:50 pm

oh yeah and pretty much everything Graveland has ever done sucks too.

Lucifer's Son · **Joined:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:52 pm **Posts:** 2016

This thread is so pointless... :rolleyes:

Rhys · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:13 pm

Dead Machine wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Dead Machine wrote:

I can't really quantify the volume of crap I've heard and the worst albums in any genre are always made by the most obscure bands, so my list wouldn't be interesting enough to post as it wouldn't start any wars.

That wouldn't be crap. It would be kvlt! :lol:

'kvlt' is generally a synonym for 'awful.'

the exceptions are few.

That's the fun of obscure bands...wade through loads of shit to find one unknown gem

noodles · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:16 pm

traptunderice wrote:

@Noodles: Septicflesh, really?

i only heard like a song and a half but i really didn't like it :[

cry of the banshee · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:16 pm

Lucifer's Son wrote:

This thread is so pointless... :rolleyes:

x10

Goat · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:35 pm

stevelovesmoonspell wrote:

Necrophagist-Epitaph
Vital Remains-Icons of evil
Darkthrone-The cult is alive
Slayer-God hates us all
Kreator-Hordes of chaos
everything by Graveland

Worst EVER?! Serious WTFage. The fact that you put Necrophagist in with Unspoken King has me fearing for your sanity.

Thy Serpent · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:52 pm

I can actually sit through the worst albums I mentioned, but cannot sit through this one track that makes everything on St. Anger sound like a masterpiece.
http://www.metalblade.de/mp3/redaim-goo ... mantha.mp3

Piece of garbage.

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:20 pm

I think one big reason I don't like Alestorm is because they're popular simply because they're about pirates, and it's okay for them to suck because THEY'RE ABOUT PIRATES LOL PIRATE MUSIC SO AWESOME

The same thing goes for Dragonforce, but just replace "about" with "super" and "pirate(s)" with "fast" in the above statement.

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:34 pm

Thy Serpent wrote:

I can actually sit through the worst albums I mentioned, but cannot sit through this one track that makes everything on St. Anger sound like a masterpiece.
http://www.metalblade.de/mp3/redaim-goo ... mantha.mp3

Piece of garbage.

WTF was that :omfg:

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

following the reaper wrote:

Dead Machine wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Dead Machine wrote:

I can't really quantify the volume of crap I've heard and the worst albums in any genre are always made by the most obscure bands, so my list wouldn't be interesting enough to post as it wouldn't start any wars.

That wouldn't be crap. It would be kvlt! :lol:

'kvlt' is generally a synonym for 'awful.'

the exceptions are few.

That's the fun of obscure bands...wade through loads of shit to find one unknown gem

I agree wholeheartedly, but sometimes it feels like I'm drinking raw sewage in the hopes that I may one day piss diamonds.

Mintrude · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:56 pm

Legacy Of The Night wrote:

I think one big reason I don't like Alestorm is because they're popular simply because they're about pirates, and it's okay for them to suck because THEY'RE ABOUT PIRATES LOL PIRATE MUSIC SO AWESOME

The same thing goes for Dragonforce, but just replace "about" with "super" and "pirate(s)" with "fast" in the above statement.

Quite interesting that they were rather well respected when they were called Battleheart. What changed?

hellraiser_xes · **Posted:** Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:25 am

Mintrude wrote:

Legacy Of The Night wrote:

I think one big reason I don't like Alestorm is because they're popular simply because they're about pirates, and it's okay for them to suck because THEY'RE ABOUT PIRATES LOL PIRATE MUSIC SO AWESOME

The same thing goes for Dragonforce, but just replace "about" with "super" and "pirate(s)" with "fast" in the above statement.

Quite interesting that they were rather well respected when they were called Battleheart. What changed?

Alestorm isn't thaaaat bad.

stevelovesmoonspell · **Posted:** Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:46 pm

noodles wrote:

traptunderice wrote:

@Noodles: Septicflesh, really?

i only heard like a song and a half but i really didn't like it :[

check out sumerian daemons man

Skeksis · **Joined:** Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:20 am **Posts:** 573

Lucifer's Son wrote:

This thread is so pointless... :rolleyes:

x1000000

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:28 am

Indeed. What's really annoying is how people listen to a song or so, don't get into it, and then declare the band one of their worst ever, like Coal Chamber don't exist or anything! Ken's absolutely right about how downloading has changed attitudes towards music.

hellraiser_xes · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:36 am

Goat wrote:

Indeed. What's really annoying is how people listen to a song or so, don't get into it, and then declare the band one of their worst ever, like Coal Chamber don't exist or anything! Ken's absolutely right about how downloading has changed attitudes towards music.

Agreed.

I didn't appreciate my Blind Guardian's 'Imaginations from the other Side' mp3 until I bought the CD. And of course, I'll have to say that cassette tapes are better if you want to get the whole appreciating experience. Track searching by fast forwarding/rewinding is a big pain and you end up listening through the whole album.

Lucifer's Son · **Joined:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:52 pm **Posts:** 2016

I ALWAYS listen to a whole album so to make my mind about it. If nothing grabs me it's either because it's not my thing or because it's utter crap but, eitherway, I respect the artists work by not judging them on less than an album.
Downloading haven't changed my attitude a bit. I ALWAYS did that and probably always will.

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:33 am

I'll make a difference here and mention St. Anger.

noodles · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:32 pm

Goat wrote:

Indeed. What's really annoying is how people listen to a song or so, don't get into it, and then declare the band one of their worst ever, like Coal Chamber don't exist or anything! Ken's absolutely right about how downloading has changed attitudes towards music.

well for me, the worst ever is something that is physically painful to listen to because of how terrible it is, so i considered getting through a song and a half of Septicflesh an accomplishment. like jogging a marathon.

edit: i just listened to "Shock the Monkey" on Coal Chamber's myspace and i'm more confused than anything

Lucifer's Son · **Joined:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:52 pm **Posts:** 2016

noodles wrote:

Goat wrote:

Indeed. What's really annoying is how people listen to a song or so, don't get into it, and then declare the band one of their worst ever, like Coal Chamber don't exist or anything! Ken's absolutely right about how downloading has changed attitudes towards music.

well for me, the worst ever is something that is physically painful to listen to because of how terrible it is, so i considered getting through a song and a half of Septicflesh an accomplishment. like jogging a marathon.

edit: i just listened to "Shock the Monkey" on Coal Chamber's myspace and i'm more confused than anything

Would you think it's fair to judge a band based on a cover version of another artist's song with a guest on vocals ? :unsure:

Silly you! :lol:

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