Albums botched by too many interludes/instrumentals.

Milan · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:14 am

traptunderice wrote:

Legacy Of The Night wrote:

traptunderice wrote:

noodles wrote:

Only Tool interlude that bugs me is "- Ions"

And Message to Harry Manback.

It's "Die Eier von Satan" that bugs me the most. For a stupid little sketch interlude, it goes on waaaaaay too long for its own good. I usually just end up skipping it altogether.

I actually like that one. It's funny.

I like both actually. Ions is the only interlude on that album that I skip, the rest doesn't bug me at all.

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:27 am

It was funny at first, but for me it got real old real quick.

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:57 pm

Framing Armageddon.

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:58 pm

traptunderice wrote:

Legacy Of The Night wrote:

traptunderice wrote:

noodles wrote:

Only Tool interlude that bugs me is "- Ions"

And Message to Harry Manback.

It's "Die Eier von Satan" that bugs me the most. For a stupid little sketch interlude, it goes on waaaaaay too long for its own good. I usually just end up skipping it altogether.

I actually like that one. It's funny.

+1.

I agree about Nightfall On Middle Earth. I have a really hard time getting into that album, because of all those interludes.

noodles · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:04 pm

I like Die Eier Von Satan because at first I thought it was angry and menacing sounding, then I found out it's a recipe for pot cookies so it is like hah. Which I guess is the point. I don't skip it, anyways.

traptunderice · **Posted:** Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:58 am

noodles wrote:

I like Die Eier Von Satan because at first I thought it was angry and menacing sounding, then I found out it's a recipe for pot cookies so it is like hah. Which I guess is the point. I don't skip it, anyways.

pot cookies? I thought it was deviled eggs. Who speaks german?

Adveser · **Joined:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:26 am **Posts:** 2491

traptunderice wrote:

noodles wrote:

I like Die Eier Von Satan because at first I thought it was angry and menacing sounding, then I found out it's a recipe for pot cookies so it is like hah. Which I guess is the point. I don't skip it, anyways.

pot cookies? I thought it was deviled eggs. Who speaks german?

ENGLISH

The Eggs/Balls of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoo salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough

Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.

The original lyrics came from Maynard submitting them to http://toolshed.down.net

Whether or not the translation was provided by him is unclear.

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