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 Post subject: What about this:
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:18 am 
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I don't know who's responsible for this shit, but its hilarious:


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http://www.boners.com/grub/793707.html
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dis shit just got real :dio: :dio: :dio: :dio:
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So they want a...um...lead...rhythm player? Awesome! :dio:
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No girlfriends allowed? What, do you get fucked by the rest of the band on those long, lonely van rides...
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I wonder if this how all those drunken Nordic bands got together.

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"Rhythm MONSTERHEAD"

How very, very awesome
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hahaha, yeah coz shreddings cool.
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And this couldn't have gone in Post Count +1 because...?
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rio wrote:
"Rhythm MONSTERHEAD"

How very, very awesome


Hee hee. :D
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Zads beeing a dick lately.
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How do you "bee a dick" then? Sounds painfully kinky.
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Zad wrote:
How do you "bee a dick" then? Sounds painfully kinky.


It's an ancient coming-of-age ritual practiced by indigenous amazonian tribesmen. First, the particpant inserts his member into a hive. Then, thus stung, the swollen todger is sliced with bamboo and left to bleed into the river.
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Mintrude wrote:
Zad wrote:
How do you "bee a dick" then? Sounds painfully kinky.


It's an ancient coming-of-age ritual practiced by indigenous amazonian tribesmen. First, the particpant inserts his member into a hive. Then, thus stung, the swollen todger is sliced with bamboo and left to bleed into the river.


:blink: :omfg:
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Zad wrote:
Mintrude wrote:
Zad wrote:
How do you "bee a dick" then? Sounds painfully kinky.


It's an ancient coming-of-age ritual practiced by indigenous amazonian tribesmen. First, the particpant inserts his member into a hive. Then, thus stung, the swollen todger is sliced with bamboo and left to bleed into the river.


:blink: :omfg:


I'm not making that up! Well, replace bees with fire ants.
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Mintrude wrote:
Zad wrote:
How do you "bee a dick" then? Sounds painfully kinky.


It's an ancient coming-of-age ritual practiced by indigenous amazonian tribesmen. First, the particpant inserts his member into a hive. Then, thus stung, the swollen todger is sliced with bamboo and left to bleed into the river.


lol
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Zad wrote:
How do you "bee a dick" then? Sounds painfully kinky.


Hey just stop.

At 3 am I am aloud to make spelling/typing mistakes. Cunt.
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DevotedWalnut wrote:
Zad wrote:
How do you "bee a dick" then? Sounds painfully kinky.


Hey just stop.

At 3 am I am aloud to make spelling/typing mistakes. Cunt.


You're lucky it's late and I'm drunk and tired. :P
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Zad wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Zad wrote:
How do you "bee a dick" then? Sounds painfully kinky.


Hey just stop.

At 3 am I am aloud to make spelling/typing mistakes. Cunt.


You're lucky it's late and I'm drunk and tired. :P


You're lucky that I am just so damn cool and all-round better than you.
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DevotedWalnut wrote:
Zad wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Zad wrote:
How do you "bee a dick" then? Sounds painfully kinky.


Hey just stop.

At 3 am I am aloud to make spelling/typing mistakes. Cunt.


You're lucky it's late and I'm drunk and tired. :P


You're lucky that I am just so damn cool and all-round better than you.


At least I don't spell like a retard and smell of sheep.
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showmaster
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Zad wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Zad wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Zad wrote:
How do you "bee a dick" then? Sounds painfully kinky.


Hey just stop.

At 3 am I am aloud to make spelling/typing mistakes. Cunt.


You're lucky it's late and I'm drunk and tired. :P


You're lucky that I am just so damn cool and all-round better than you.


At least I don't spell like a retard and smell of sheep.




lol what insults hahaha....
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