Metal Reviews

"What I find the best is, [the reviewers] don't like our band and they think we're nothing and they think we're sh** but they'll spend a whole page describing why they don't like our band and why we're sh** and it's wonderful."-Omar Rodriguez Lopez

"I could do Rust in Peace again, but I don't want to. I could have followed that formula but, God, why? I would have to have done so much heroin and cocaine — and I wasn't going to. Not if I'm paying for it!" -Dave Mustaine

"playing acoustic is difficult; it's like having sex with your clothes on. i mean, you know how to do it, but it's really difficult."
-Dave Mustaine

post funny/interesting/whatever ones

This guy must visit this forum.

"Norwegian Black Metal sucks because they burn churches" - Kerry King

"black metal is for geeks who aren't even cool enough to play Dungeons & Dragons" -Crotchduster

"I tried out that Buckethead guy. I met with him and asked him to work with me but only if he got rid of the fucking bucket. So I came back a bit later and he's wearing this green fucking Martian's-hat thing! I said, 'Look, just be yourself'. He told me his name was Brian, so I said that's what I'd call him. He says, 'No one calls me Brian except my mother'. So I said, 'Pretend I'm your mum then!'. I haven't even got out of the room and I'm already playing fucking mind games with the guy. What happens if one day he's gone and there's a note saying, 'I've been beamed up'? Don't get me wrong, he's a great player. He plays like a motherfucker." -Ozzy Osbourne

We will be the first real death metal band to ever play Ozzfest, and the chance to lay waste to thousands and thousands of mall metal posers is just too once-in-a-lifetime to pass up.
--Karl Sanders, Frontman for Nile

Which Behemoth and them did.

And sell a load of merchandise, right?

"Keyboards… No thank you. No bitch vocals neither." -Infestuus

Robert Fripp:

"black metal is for geeks who aren't even cool enough to play Dungeons & Dragons" -Crotchduster


"Norwegian Black Metal sucks because they burn churches" - Kerry King


WTF????

" I don't want to play fucking Moonshield " - Anders at the last In Flames show I caught at in Kansas City, Kansas at the Beaumont Club.

Highlarious.

Somebody needs to track down quotes from those dumbfucks in Avenged Sevenfold. I was looking for the one about St Anger and couldn't find it.

That concert probably would have been cooler if they had played Moonshield, though, wouldn't it?

"Adding rap to rock is like taking the most beautiful girl you've ever seen to a plastic surgeon, and asking him to put a penis on her"
- Karl Logan

"Now you can not only say 'Fuck the world,' you can do it as well." While talking about Manowar condoms. Dunno who said that though.

No... Moonshield isn't a very exciting song live. I've seen them perform it.

I'm not one of the " omg TJR is the only good album " people.

"fuck man the album sounds so fuckin' heavy, we already played a fuckin' live show on it and fuck man it sounded so fuckin' heavy my fucking brain imploded, and then we got so fuckin' drunk i couldn't fuckin' see shit, i was that fuckin' drunk, then i fuckin' woke up without my pants in a puddle of my own fuckin' vomit. fuck man, that was fuckin' awesome!"

Robbbbbb Flynn.

"Life ends so fast so take your chance and make it last" - Chuck Schuldiner

Hey, me neither. I really enjoy In Flames, but I would be lying if I said I wasn't mildly embittered at their current direction of music. It's not so much that it's bad, it's just whenever I listen to new In Flames, I only do so for about a song and a half, and then I find myself listening to Man Made God. I don't know what happens. I would like to see them live, but I feel like the emphasis would be too much on their recent albums, which I do not enjoy nearly as much as their old ones. (And yeah, I'm kind of retarded with the quotes) Right! On topic:

Greg Graffin:

"Faith in your partner, your fellow men, your friends, is very important, because without it there's no mutual component to your relationship, and relationships are important. So faith plays an important role, but faith in people you don't know, faith in religious or political leaders or even people on stages, people who are popular in the public eye, you shouldn't have faith in those people. You should listen to what they have to say and use it."

I don't mind the direction they're taking, personally. I enjoy all their albums equally outside of Soundtrack. I mean yeah the old albums are fucking classic and all but after being a fan for 8 years now I'm always looking forward to new material because I've already listened to their albums about a bazillion times.

Also they always play collectively from all of their albums. Each time I've seen them live ( Seen them 5 times now ) they've played a fairly equal amount from old and new stuff. They're really good about not just concentrating on new material.

Sorry for the off topic rant. In Flames always gets me talking. Great guys, really. Very friendly, and extremely appreciative of their fans.

"Fuck ******* Fuck ******* Fucking ****** Fucked ********* Fucked ******* Fuck ******* Fucker ***** I'm in a secret relationship with James Hetfield!!!!" ~ Lars Ulrich.