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| Author: | dead1 [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Which bands would you hurtle off a cliff. |
So imagine you're a transtemporal, transdimensional daemonic entity whose boss happens to be his Infernal Majesty, Satan himself. You like heavy metal. Your job is to take buses full of sinners and send them hurtling off cliffs so they may take their place in hell. You've figured out you can combine pleasure and work by loading up the bus full of bands you think have failed miserably, a sin by anyone's definition. Your bus has a seating capacity of 44. What bands would you fill it up with? EDIT Bands like Limp Bizkit don't count as you would merely rip them to pieces with your claws. |
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| Author: | dead1 [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:49 am ] |
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For me: 1. The Haunted (2005) - 5 seats 2. In Flames (1999) - 5 seats 3. Soilwork (2002) - 6 seats 4. Morbid Angel (2003) - 4 seats 5. Anthrax (1994) - 5 seats 6. Mastodon (2006) - 4 seats 7. Children of Bodom (2002) - 5 seats 8. Machine Head (1998) - 4 seats 9. Cradle of Filth (2003) - 6 members |
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| Author: | stevelovesmoonspell [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:30 am ] |
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Manowar Rhapsody of Fire Seven Witches White Wizard Sunn O Gallhammer Megadeth Way too many to choose from, I suggest upping the seating capacity. |
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| Author: | dead1 [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:45 am ] |
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Might need a double decker. |
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| Author: | The Annoying Frenchman [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:10 am ] |
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Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif? |
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| Author: | North From Here [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:44 pm ] |
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The Annoying Frenchman wrote: Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif?
Sure, when Bob Marley goes over the cliff too. |
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| Author: | Karmakosmonaut [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:34 pm ] |
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The Annoying Frenchman wrote: Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif?
Why? Because we mopped the floor with you in the last three wars? |
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| Author: | AlexandeR [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:40 pm ] |
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What's wrong with NSBM? I'll fill it with bands that I used to adore and now have disappointed me: Evergrey Morbid Angel In Flames Dark Tranquillity Kamelot Rhapsody Nocturnal Rites Hammerfall And some more undesirable people in the metal scene: Krallice Protest the Hero IWABO Manowar Dave Mustaine Lars Ulrich KISS (not metal, but they are annoying) Shit, 44 seats isn't enough, we need the fuckin' Titanic... |
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| Author: | AlexandeR [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:41 pm ] |
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Karmakosmonaut wrote: The Annoying Frenchman wrote: Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif? Why? Because we mopped the floor with you in the last three wars?  France has not been the same since the death of Napoleon.
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| Author: | traptunderice [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:46 pm ] |
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AlexandeR wrote: Krallice Protest the Hero IWABO  those bands.
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| Author: | AlexandeR [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:53 pm ] |
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traptunderice wrote: AlexandeR wrote: Krallice Protest the Hero IWABO those bands.Even IWABO? 
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| Author: | The Annoying Frenchman [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:32 pm ] |
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emperorblackdoom wrote: The Annoying Frenchman wrote: Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif? Sure, when Bob Marley goes over the cliff too. The world will remember Bob Marley. Not sure about those idiots I mentioned. |
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| Author: | traptunderice [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:33 pm ] |
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AlexandeR wrote: traptunderice wrote: AlexandeR wrote: Krallice Protest the Hero IWABO those bands.Even IWABO? |
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| Author: | North From Here [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:10 pm ] |
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The Annoying Frenchman wrote: emperorblackdoom wrote: The Annoying Frenchman wrote: Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif? Sure, when Bob Marley goes over the cliff too. The world will remember Bob Marley. Not sure about those idiots I mentioned. But potheads' memories tend to go quickly
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| Author: | The Annoying Frenchman [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:12 pm ] |
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emperorblackdoom wrote: The Annoying Frenchman wrote: emperorblackdoom wrote: The Annoying Frenchman wrote: Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif? Sure, when Bob Marley goes over the cliff too. The world will remember Bob Marley. Not sure about those idiots I mentioned. But potheads' memories tend to go quickly Why don't you stick your swastika-shaped dildo up your arse and sing Deutchland Über Alles? (kidding, oviously) |
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| Author: | North From Here [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:14 pm ] |
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The Annoying Frenchman wrote: emperorblackdoom wrote: The Annoying Frenchman wrote: emperorblackdoom wrote: The Annoying Frenchman wrote: Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif? Sure, when Bob Marley goes over the cliff too. The world will remember Bob Marley. Not sure about those idiots I mentioned. But potheads' memories tend to go quickly Why don't you stick your swastika-shaped dildo up your arse and sing Deutchland Über Alles? (kidding, oviously) Good show, Stefan, good show. 
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| Author: | AlexandeR [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:36 pm ] |
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Mmm, a dildo with four sticks sounds like fun |
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| Author: | dead1 [ Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:56 am ] |
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Happily add Morbid Angel (2002) and then resurrect them to personally throw them of a cliff in 2011. Maybe even a second resurrection for a Hussein style acid bath (anyone remember that band?) 4 members. |
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| Author: | Orion [ Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:10 am ] |
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I'd let them live and just choose to not listen to their music. Crazy, I know. |
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| Author: | Milan [ Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:01 am ] |
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Orion wrote: I'd let them live and just choose to not listen to their music. Crazy, I know.
What kind of cruel person would do such a thing?! |
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