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dead1
 Post subject: What would you do if you were in a super famous band?
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:51 am 
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You're in a super famous band. Girls scream at the sight of you. You're getting mulltiple front covers in Rolling Stone and MTV is constantly screening your videos. People are buying your records and you're selling out the biggest arenas in the world.

You are The Beatles-cross-U2-cross Guns N Roses circa 1991.

What crazy musical thing would you do?

Note it has to be musically related.

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Personally I'd cover Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun."

Except it would be "Lesbians Just Want To Have Fun."

Film clip would involve tons of hardcore girl on girl action.

I'd do it because:

1. I want to see how far it would get on the charts and especially on MTV/V Channel etc.
2. Any publicity is good publicity.
3. The production of the film clip would be fun.


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Take lots of cocaine and turn into a Celtic Frost tribute act. Simples!
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Write a musical about a guy and a ghost who fall in love with each other, but since one of them is a ghost they can't hold hands or do anything sexy, so the ghost asks the guy to kill himself, but he likes being alive so he says no. So the ghost tries to kill the guy by scaring away the animals he hunts and withering the crops he plants. The guy struggles to survive for a while but eventually fails. Except he just dies, so then ghost is alone. Yeah.


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Some crazy experimental black metal/grindcore band and smoke mad bud and get drunk, hell ide play shows messed up and still get everything right lmao.
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Open a Roth IRA with all the money I have and pay off all my debt.
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noodles wrote:
Write a musical about a guy and a ghost who fall in love with each other, but since one of them is a ghost they can't hold hands or do anything sexy, so the ghost asks the guy to kill himself, but he likes being alive so he says no. So the ghost tries to kill the guy by scaring away the animals he hunts and withering the crops he plants. The guy struggles to survive for a while but eventually fails. Except he just dies, so then ghost is alone. Yeah.
lol.

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I would call Lemmy, Ozzy and Halford and fuck the guy and the ghost in noodles story. Smoke some weed sparkled with cocaine, then rape noodles while Lemmy, Ozzy and Halford sing a trio in the background.
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Absolutely nothing other than give people a blank stare.
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AlexandeR wrote:
I would call Lemmy, Ozzy and Halford and fuck the guy and the ghost in noodles story. Smoke some weed sparkled with cocaine, then rape noodles while Lemmy, Ozzy and Halford sing a trio in the background.


Does noodles know about your fantasies about him/her/it?
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Write better music.
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Get Sasha Grey to "perform" on stage with us.

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dead1 wrote:
AlexandeR wrote:
I would call Lemmy, Ozzy and Halford and fuck the guy and the ghost in noodles story. Smoke some weed sparkled with cocaine, then rape noodles while Lemmy, Ozzy and Halford sing a trio in the background.


Does noodles know about your fantasies about him/her/it?


He does. I've already told him that he looks very sexy in those sweaters and tight jeans.
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MetalStorm wrote:
Write better music.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Start a solo career. :cool:
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huskerc7 wrote:
Absolutely nothing other than give people a blank stare.


Best one so far.
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Fuck bithces, get money, smoke crack. fuck bitches, repeat...

I'd probably start fights on stage and make a whole mess of hotel rooms, you know, the usual rockstar bullshit. I'd be so generic.

Man, I'd be boring even as a rockstar. Maybe I should do a song with Jello Biafra/Henry Rollins to get some cred.
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Play the biggest arena possible so I could stack as many amplifiers as I could on stage.
When the crowd expects us to open with the most popular song (it's about girls because that shit sells to the masses), we drone for 4 hours straight.
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So like Jucifer?

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just continue playing the instrument? lol can't think of something. Dragonforce! :dio:
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I would rent a U-Haul, pull up to Gamestop, hand them my credit card, and fill the U-Haul.
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