MetalStorm wrote:
Write better music.
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| Author: | dead1 [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | What would you do if you were in a super famous band? |
You're in a super famous band. Girls scream at the sight of you. You're getting mulltiple front covers in Rolling Stone and MTV is constantly screening your videos. People are buying your records and you're selling out the biggest arenas in the world. You are The Beatles-cross-U2-cross Guns N Roses circa 1991. What crazy musical thing would you do? Note it has to be musically related. --------------------- Personally I'd cover Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." Except it would be "Lesbians Just Want To Have Fun." Film clip would involve tons of hardcore girl on girl action. I'd do it because: 1. I want to see how far it would get on the charts and especially on MTV/V Channel etc. 2. Any publicity is good publicity. 3. The production of the film clip would be fun. |
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| Author: | Goat [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:14 am ] |
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Take lots of cocaine and turn into a Celtic Frost tribute act. Simples! |
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| Author: | noodles [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:53 am ] |
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Write a musical about a guy and a ghost who fall in love with each other, but since one of them is a ghost they can't hold hands or do anything sexy, so the ghost asks the guy to kill himself, but he likes being alive so he says no. So the ghost tries to kill the guy by scaring away the animals he hunts and withering the crops he plants. The guy struggles to survive for a while but eventually fails. Except he just dies, so then ghost is alone. Yeah. |
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| Author: | bloodpet64 [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:55 am ] |
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Some crazy experimental black metal/grindcore band and smoke mad bud and get drunk, hell ide play shows messed up and still get everything right lmao. |
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| Author: | Ness [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:38 am ] |
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Open a Roth IRA with all the money I have and pay off all my debt. |
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| Author: | traptunderice [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:44 am ] |
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noodles wrote: Write a musical about a guy and a ghost who fall in love with each other, but since one of them is a ghost they can't hold hands or do anything sexy, so the ghost asks the guy to kill himself, but he likes being alive so he says no. So the ghost tries to kill the guy by scaring away the animals he hunts and withering the crops he plants. The guy struggles to survive for a while but eventually fails. Except he just dies, so then ghost is alone. Yeah. lol.
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| Author: | AlexandeR [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:45 am ] |
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I would call Lemmy, Ozzy and Halford and fuck the guy and the ghost in noodles story. Smoke some weed sparkled with cocaine, then rape noodles while Lemmy, Ozzy and Halford sing a trio in the background. |
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| Author: | huskerc7 [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:48 am ] |
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Absolutely nothing other than give people a blank stare. |
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| Author: | dead1 [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:55 am ] |
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AlexandeR wrote: I would call Lemmy, Ozzy and Halford and fuck the guy and the ghost in noodles story. Smoke some weed sparkled with cocaine, then rape noodles while Lemmy, Ozzy and Halford sing a trio in the background.
Does noodles know about your fantasies about him/her/it? |
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| Author: | MetalStorm [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:14 am ] |
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Write better music. |
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:18 am ] |
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Get Sasha Grey to "perform" on stage with us. |
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| Author: | AlexandeR [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:04 pm ] |
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dead1 wrote: AlexandeR wrote: I would call Lemmy, Ozzy and Halford and fuck the guy and the ghost in noodles story. Smoke some weed sparkled with cocaine, then rape noodles while Lemmy, Ozzy and Halford sing a trio in the background. Does noodles know about your fantasies about him/her/it? He does. I've already told him that he looks very sexy in those sweaters and tight jeans. |
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| Author: | Metastable To Chaos [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:58 pm ] |
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MetalStorm wrote: Write better music.
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| Author: | The Annoying Frenchman [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:15 pm ] |
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Start a solo career. 
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| Author: | Goat [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:02 pm ] |
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huskerc7 wrote: Absolutely nothing other than give people a blank stare.
Best one so far. |
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| Author: | Kathaarian [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:13 pm ] |
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Fuck bithces, get money, smoke crack. fuck bitches, repeat... I'd probably start fights on stage and make a whole mess of hotel rooms, you know, the usual rockstar bullshit. I'd be so generic. Man, I'd be boring even as a rockstar. Maybe I should do a song with Jello Biafra/Henry Rollins to get some cred. |
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| Author: | Whim [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:36 pm ] |
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Play the biggest arena possible so I could stack as many amplifiers as I could on stage. When the crowd expects us to open with the most popular song (it's about girls because that shit sells to the masses), we drone for 4 hours straight. |
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| Author: | traptunderice [ Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:45 am ] |
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So like Jucifer? |
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| Author: | michaelblanco [ Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:54 am ] |
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just continue playing the instrument? lol can't think of something. Dragonforce! 
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| Author: | metalladdd [ Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:59 pm ] |
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I would rent a U-Haul, pull up to Gamestop, hand them my credit card, and fill the U-Haul. |
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