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Author: | Radagast [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:37 am ] |
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We've all heard a few songs in our time with lyrics that cause that "what the holy hell?" look to spread across our face. I don't mean the intentional gobbledygook done by the likes of Fantomas, but lyrics that started out making sense in the writer's head, with an end product that finished up a few doors down from comprehensible. Here's an example: Quote: Judas Priest - All Guns Blazing Twisting the strangle grip Won't give no mercy Feeling those tendons rip Torn up and mean Blastmaster racks the ground Bent on survival Full throttle hammers down A deadly scream All Guns, All Guns Blazing Forced into overdrive Drawn out of anger All talons poison dipped Impaling spike Heart pounding fever pitch Blood pumping fury Two fisted dynamo Eager to strike All Guns, All Guns Blazing Cross cutting thundercharge Blade of destruction Flame throwing hurricane Destroys the cage Bone crushing alien God of salvation Sad wings that heaven sent Wipes out in rage All Guns, All Guns Blazing or Quote: Nocturnal Rites - Never Ending
Follow the light, do as they say It's never ending Unlock the beast you keep inside you Swallow your breath, wait for the call You'll walk the thin line Welcome to your destiny Do like the others You won't be afraid Fall to the ground and pray again Never ending They're all waiting for the call One step away from it all Never ending Always trying, never finding Shelter from the storm Wake up in the world, all playing god Won't feel so hollow The silent voice is there to guide you Slipping away? Reach out your hand They'll give you shelter Welcome to eternity etc |
Author: | Seinfeld26 [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:54 pm ] |
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Pretty much anything from Testament's Demonic fits this catagory perfectly. |
Author: | Goat [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:02 pm ] |
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Early Sepultura. |
Author: | PhyrWolf [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:29 pm ] |
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The recent events of these forums. |
Author: | Kathaarian [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:52 pm ] |
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PhyrWolf wrote: The recent events of these forums.
You've made a song about it ? Otherwise I don't see anything poetic about what happened here. |
Author: | Goat [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:01 pm ] |
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Kathaarian wrote: PhyrWolf wrote: The recent events of these forums. You've made a song about it ? Otherwise I don't see anything poetic about what happened here. Go on, make a poem. Where's Wanky when you need him? |
Author: | Tlaloc [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:49 pm ] |
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I'll try but it's very late... Vile Sister Oblivion (lyrics by Rob Zombie) #crushing drum intro followed by screeching guitar, which launches into thrash riffing* BLASTER! Yeah! Tampon raging superbomb fallout Camp fire naked on the fever death trout Make my laundry in cakes of fire Vile sister oblivion take my lamp post higher Wooah oooh TOASTER! Wooah oooh TOASTERRR-HEEER Yeeeaah yeaaah Turn it up to six on the ringing dial winter Falling into telaporting sunshine girls Raging lantern sunday phantom delicate swirls Watching my tiles fly off as I sink beneath the hair Of my two stroke pumpkin and my dandilion chair Wooah oooh TOASTER! Wooah oooh TOASTERRR-HEEER Yeeeaah yeaaah Burn it up the sticks on the winking miles of sphincter *guitar solo: biddly biddly biddly biddly weee weee weee, duuuuuurrrrn diddly weee whaaa haa haaaaa, tumla tumla whaa haa weee heeee heeee, budlubudlubudlubudla werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooommmmm* Wooah oooh TOASTER Wooah oooh TOASTER-HEEER Yeeeaah yeaaah Vile Sister Oblivion eat my shoe etc |
Author: | Goat [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:58 pm ] |
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Sir Wanksalot wrote: I'll try but it's very late...
Vile Sister Oblivion (lyrics by Rob Zombie) #crushing drum intro followed by screeching guitar, which launches into thrash riffing* BLASTER! Yeah! Tampon raging superbomb fallout Camp fire naked on the fever death trout Make my laundry in cakes of fire Vile sister oblivion take my lamp post higher Wooah oooh TOASTER! Wooah oooh TOASTERRR-HEEER Yeeeaah yeaaah Turn it up to six on the ringing dial winter Falling into telaporting sunshine girls Raging lantern sunday phantom delicate swirls Watching my tiles fly off as I sink beneath the hair Of my two stroke pumpkin and my dandilion chair Wooah oooh TOASTER! Wooah oooh TOASTERRR-HEEER Yeeeaah yeaaah Burn it up the sticks on the winking miles of sphincter *guitar solo: biddly biddly biddly biddly weee weee weee, duuuuuurrrrn diddly weee whaaa haa haaaaa, tumla tumla whaa haa weee heeee heeee, budlubudlubudlubudla werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooommmmm* Wooah oooh TOASTER Wooah oooh TOASTER-HEEER Yeeeaah yeaaah Vile Sister Oblivion eat my shoe etc ![]() |
Author: | Radagast [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:58 pm ] |
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^^ Got me to thinking: Quote: White Zombie - Super-Charger Heaven
Jesus lived his life in a cheap hotel On the edge of route 66 yeah he lived a dark and Twisted life and he came right back just to do it Again eye for and eye and a tooth for the truth I ain’t never seen a demon warp deal a Ring a ding rhythm or jukebox racket my Mind can’t clutch the feeling yeah. Devil man... Hellhounds lead at the cowardly kings And carry souls across the river Styx Yeah they see no evil and feel no pain Sucking juice from a fallen angel I dreamed I was a super nova fucker nitro Burning and fuel injection feed the gods strychnine Soul a Motherfucker of invention. Devil man... Yeah inbreed the witches And worship the dogs Deformed and fuck lazy Damn yourself and choke On my name l’d love to love ya baby? Dead ringer rats swigging in the trees Immaculate conception bury me an angel god I need Some inspiration. Devil man... |
Author: | December Flower [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:27 pm ] |
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Sabaton - Metal Machine I have a phobia a fear of the dark afraid to shoot strangers the animal talks Guns scare me shitless but love gun’s my friend the sentinel’s coming but is this the end Riding on this crazy train i’m going paranoid watch me lose my mind and break the law It’s close to midnight and he’s barking at the moon the rainbow in the dark is shining It’s close to midnight and he’s barking at the moon the kings of metal ride the sky Is this s:t anger the ultimate sin or have I really a black knight within The gates of Babylon are open and wide shout at the devil there’s nowhere to hide Fighting for the world to keep the wild child in it’s cage broke my metal heart against the wall It’s close to midnight and he’s barking at the moon the rainbow in the dark is shining It’s close to midnight and he’s barking at the moon the kings of metal ride the sky |
Author: | Jürgen [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:28 pm ] |
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Motörhead - Killed by Death If you squeeze my lizard I'll put my snake on you I'm a romantic adventure And I'm a reptile too (Chorus:) But it don't make no difference 'cos I ain't gonna be, easy, easy the only time I'm easy's when I'm Killed by death [x4] I'm a lone wolf ligger But I ain't no pretty boy I'm a backbone shiver and I'm a bundle of joy I want this song to be played at my funeral. |
Author: | Goat [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:32 pm ] |
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Cradle Of Filth - Gilded Cunt Quote: Your misery is worn as a veil
To hide bewitchment of the ugliest kind In place of eve a bitter parody hails Daggers from the swagger Of a sodomite's concubine Bine (Bine) Gilded cunt Oh, you gilded cunt Your thin pretence overstretched and sickly Feigns love and light a long time laid in the grave My preference leans to killing you quickly Scissored in the gizzard That a heart no more maintains But I am tied To the labyrinth and the beast The one-way track of eyes Black and grey like panzers Loose your shell Shoot the mouth The gates of hell Have often dropped their jaws about Satan's agents were perversion to bear Side to side with their diversions You use to guide my fingers there Dirty little gold digger Dirty little gold digger Dirty little gold digger Dirty little gold digger Dirty little gold digger Dirty little gold digger Cunt (Cunt) Gilded cunt Oh, you gilded cunt Cunt Cunt Nothing is above you save a boreal light That halo paid for by a consummated ring of ice And below you, will I see you tonight Glower from your tower Built of ivory and spite? For I am torn Between the sheets that keep me borne And the teeth of a storm They reap then rape my stanzas Click your heels Three times six The stars are fixed May I climb and get you one? The palace at Versailles never held your tongue Nor did heaven ever weather The crosses that you came upon Dirty little soul frigger Dirty little soul frigger Dirty little soul frigger Dirty little soul frigger Dirty little soul frigger Dirty little soul frigger Cunt (Cunt) Gilded cunt Oh, you gilded cunt Cunt Cunt Really deep stuff, there. |
Author: | Radagast [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:35 pm ] |
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Tripe =/= gibberish |
Author: | Goat [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:39 pm ] |
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Radagast wrote: Tripe =/= gibberish
"Your thin pretence overstretched and sickly Feigns love and light a long time laid in the grave My preference leans to killing you quickly Scissored in the gizzard That a heart no more maintains" Explain that to me, then. |
Author: | Radagast [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:42 pm ] |
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Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you? ![]() |
Author: | Goat [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:44 pm ] |
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Radagast wrote: Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you?
![]() I would. |
Author: | Radagast [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:45 pm ] |
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Sure, you just wait right there. I'll be back in a minute. |
Author: | Goat [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:46 pm ] |
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Radagast wrote: Sure, you just wait right there. I'll be back in a minute.
Now hold on a minute!! This happened to me once last week... |
Author: | Eyesore [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:46 pm ] |
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Sir Wanksalot wrote: I'll try but it's very late...
Vile Sister Oblivion (lyrics by Rob Zombie) #crushing drum intro followed by screeching guitar, which launches into thrash riffing* BLASTER! Yeah! Tampon raging superbomb fallout Camp fire naked on the fever death trout Make my laundry in cakes of fire Vile sister oblivion take my lamp post higher Hehehe. You should record that song! Personally I think Rob Zombie is an awesome lyricist! The first song I ever wrote: "Under Pressure" When you feel alone, so alone inside And you're always awake, but you don't feel alive Then you meet a couple friends, they push you too far And you forget, who you really are Cuz when you’re under pressure, you feel so alone Under pressure, you have nowhere to go Yeah, when you're under pressure, you feel so alone Under pressure, you're losing...control Now if you had a family and someone to love I guess your life would not be so tough And if you had someone to help you along You might not do all those things that are wrong Cuz when you’re under pressure, you feel so alone Under pressure, you have nowhere to go Yeah, when you're under pressure, you feel so alone Under pressure, you're losing...control Now there's a place not far away That you could be visiting any day Don't take your chances, only you've got the answers And you'll have the chance to say... When you’re under pressure, you feel so alone Under pressure, you have nowhere to go Under pressure, you're always stuck in a hole Under pressure, you lose all...control ©1987 HAHAHAHAHA! |
Author: | lizardtail [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:48 pm ] |
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Eyesore: secret sixth member of Linkin Park |
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