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Author:  derncare [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Albums We Will Never See

I saw this once in another forum a long time ago, and I thought it was pretty funny. You just list a band and an album title that will likely never be associated with that band.

For example:

Blind Guardian - Tolkien Sucks
Metallica - The Return of Jason Newstead
Dream Theater - Songs in 4/4

Author:  Cú Chulainn [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:34 pm ]
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Manowar- I feel depressed and want to cut myself.
Deicide- Songs for the love of Jesus.

Author:  derncare [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:38 pm ]
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Gwar - A Tribute to Barry Manilow
Ozzy Osbourne - I'm Not My Wife's Bitch

Author:  Al@metalreviews [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:46 pm ]
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Arch Enemy - Now Without the Chick!
Tool - Adventures in Grindcore
Slayer - The Beauty of Sunset
Ministry - Republicans Rule!
Elvis - I Wasn't Really Dead You Spacktards!
Burzum - MTV Unplugged

Author:  rio [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:50 pm ]
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Limp Bizkit- £15 bill, y'all

Author:  derncare [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:50 pm ]
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Nightwish - We Still Love Tarja
DragonForce - Speed Limit

Author:  rio [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:53 pm ]
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Burzum- the Black album

Author:  Cú Chulainn [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:58 pm ]
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Arcturus: songs with I-IV-V progressions
Wierd Al Yankovic: Original stuff.
Yngwie Malmsteen: power chords.
Napalm Death: Orchestral variations and 11 min long pieces.

Author:  derncare [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:01 pm ]
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Rhapsody - Cheese is Bad for You
Megadeth - Duet with James Hetfield
Mayhem - The Original Lineup
Pat Boone - In A Metal Mood (oh, wait...that's real :lol: )

Author:  rio [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:02 pm ]
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Wierd Al Yankovic- I'm not fucking shit

Author:  noodles [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:05 pm ]
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Neurosis - Happy Songs for Happy People (if you get the refence, my post doesnt make sense O_O!!!)

Author:  December Flower [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:07 pm ]
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rio wrote:
Burzum- the Black album


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  rio [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:07 pm ]
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ISIS- Hooray for boobies
The Bloodhound Gang- Panopticon

Author:  noodles [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:08 pm ]
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rio wrote:
ISIS- Hooray for boobies!

lol I was going to put Isis - Songs That Go Somewhere, but decided it would be lame.

Control Denied - Control Denied

omg bad joke :<

Author:  Cú Chulainn [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:08 pm ]
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I can't think of any really good ones...

Author:  Cú Chulainn [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:09 pm ]
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ooh ooh how about: Beatles- Beach Boys Covers.

Author:  Eyesore [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:10 pm ]
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Weird Al has tons of original stuff, yo. Anyway...

Burzum - We're Don't Suck
Nirvana - Shotgun...Hole
WHAM! - Straight
Stryper - Goddamn!

Author:  Al@metalreviews [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:11 pm ]
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December Flower wrote:
rio wrote:
Burzum- the Black album


:lol: :lol: :lol:


MULTI- :lol:

Author:  derncare [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:12 pm ]
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One of the best ones I saw on the original forum I took this from:

Guns N' Roses - Chinese Democracy :lol:

Some others now:

Poison - Death Metal for the Masses
Edguy - No More Humor

Author:  noodles [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:12 pm ]
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Eyesore wrote:
Burzum - We're Don't Suck

rofl

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