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 Post subject: 'Crotchduster - Big Fat Box Of Shit (#4381)'
PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:23 pm 
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Crotchduster - Big Fat Box Of Shit
Disco Grindcore
Quoted: 90 / 100


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TheOctavarius
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YES! I've been waiting for this one to be reviewed.

The Cher part in Mammal Sauce is fucking win.
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Antonakis
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God damn (à la Mammal Sauce) I'm checking out their myspace songs and reaaally love what I'm listening! Those dudes are awesome!
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heatseeker
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To be honest, this looks ridiculous >_>

I haven't heard anything, though, so I guess I shouldn't be hatin'
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Carnifex Umbris
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heatseeker wrote:
To be honest, this looks ridiculous >_>

I haven't heard anything, though, so I guess I shouldn't be hatin'

It's completely ridiculous; it's one of those things you either love or hate. Like I said, you really have to have a certain sense of humor to enjoy it.
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Stefan
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:48 am 
It's ridiculously funny... I love when a metal band does not take himself too seriously so you can guess I've been enjoying Crotchduster for years! :dio:

Nice Review by the way! :cool:
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HELLSPAWN WARHAMMERS OF THE NORDIC WIND
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Carnifex Umbris
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HELLSPAWN WARHAMMERS OF THE NORDIC WIND

PULVERIZING WARMETAL MIXED WITH BARBARIC HATE!

(I can also run through the "nonsense chorus" part of "Mammal Sauce" from memory. I've listened to this album waaaaay too many times.)
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Wintermute
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Girl with the big face
I saw you at the bus stop
From a mile away
Even though it was really dark
Girl with the big face
I love you more each day
Even though your face
Is the size of a dinner plate

Something to that effect. Ah yes, and "Fuck you, you wooden shoed bastards!"
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
noodles wrote:
HELLSPAWN WARHAMMERS OF THE NORDIC WIND

PULVERIZING WARMETAL MIXED WITH BARBARIC HATE!

(I can also run through the "nonsense chorus" part of "Mammal Sauce" from memory. I've listened to this album waaaaay too many times.)


I also listened to it more than any human being ever should.

let me try it from memory I will make up the parts I don't remember see if I get close

sliptoplappy rappy (?) and a carpal tunnel pudding flanker
rabble and a stimpy and a pigeon smelling generator
see a chicklit wafer and a chocolate buttered horse's ass
.... with a stupid monkey chicken gas
chinese diarrhea prison carpet chunky harple gig
nopalaesiah perforated purple parkle pig
my mammal sauce is the best mammal sauce
spread mammal sauce on my wang
we make mammal sauce in bill williams' loft
and we ate a bucket of tang
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ganeshaRules
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I need to listen to it..,
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I think I listened when this came out, whenever it was, and didn't get it at all. Will have another go...
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Dago
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I am not really fond of parody metal bands, but these guys actually know how to play, although drum machine= bad.
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Kathaarian wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
noodles wrote:
HELLSPAWN WARHAMMERS OF THE NORDIC WIND

PULVERIZING WARMETAL MIXED WITH BARBARIC HATE!

(I can also run through the "nonsense chorus" part of "Mammal Sauce" from memory. I've listened to this album waaaaay too many times.)


I also listened to it more than any human being ever should.

let me try it from memory I will make up the parts I don't remember see if I get close

sliptoplappy rappy (?) and a carpal tunnel pudding flanker
rabble and a stimpy and a pigeon smelling generator
see a chicklit wafer and a chocolate buttered horse's ass
.... with a stupid monkey chicken gas
chinese diarrhea prison carpet chunky harple gig
nopalaesiah perforated purple parkle pig
my mammal sauce is the best mammal sauce
spread mammal sauce on my wang
we make mammal sauce in bill williams' loft
and we ate a bucket of tang

Close. Here it is, from memory:

Sliptoflappyrappy and a carpal tunnel pudding flanker
namble and a stampy and a pigeon smelling generator
see a chitlin wafter and a chocolate buttered horse's ass
frabble obble abble with a stupid monkey chicken gas
Chinese diarrhea prison carpet chunky harple gig
nopaliaseah perforated purple parkle pig
my mammal sauce is the best mammal sauce
I spread mammal sauce on my wang
we make mammal sauce in Bill Williams' loft
and we eat a bucket of Tang
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RapIsGay
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HELLSPAWN WARHAMMERS OF THE NORDIC WIND

Everyone knows black metal is for geeks that aren't even cool enough to play D&D. You and your pals couldn't take over an elementary school let a lone the world.......HA!!! This band fuckn rules
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I listened to this band out of curiosity and ended up listening to the whole album laughing my ass off.
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unreal
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:03 pm 
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good to see this reviewed. :dio: :dio:
also played this way to many times. Best songs: mammal sauce and starfish land. + funny letters from crotchtopus.
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unreal
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:06 pm 
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by the way i think that pink steel would be closer to crotchduster then zimmers hole.
+ don't forget to mention the guest musicians on this album.
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maxclarkeparker
 Post subject: awesome
PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:40 am 
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im not usually one for silliness and metal...but this stuff is genious. i just laughed for the entire album, its great. and...well the metal in it is actually not half bad either.
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Cara
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ahhh. I love this album.
I didn't like crotchduster at first. I'm the only female in the group of metalheads I hang around with, and I like to keep my femininity and so I was all "eugh, boys." type deal. Now, I love it. hahaha
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