Metal Reviews

I am going to buy a train ticket, come all the way ooop north, buy a big great fuck off catfish, come to your house, ring your doorbell, make polite conversation with your father/mother, politely invite myself into your house, take off my shoes, perhaps pause for a quick spot of tea, get back to business, find you, take the purchased catfish and slap the living breath out of your body.

I'll deal with you lateron, but thank you for readingthe review anyway.x

ex gf/one of best mates.

she gets away with this kinda stuff on the technicality that she lives 230 miles away from me.

as the great Matthew Barlow once screamed, "Vengeance is MIIINE".

xbenx

One post and banned.... Didn't take long for you, did it?

haha

thanks again Mike

xbenx

So...did you...um...uh...is there such a thing as "stumping?"

hahaha

nah brah

not with her anyway

the one that got "it" was very appreciative in the form of the dinner I was cooked, the bath that I was drawn and the massage that I received.

How on earth did this thread get onto this I dont know.

but yeah, again, she gets away with it on the "technicality".

it's her birthday soon though, might give her a present.

I moved the new song post to the Promote Your Band forum.

EDIT: As did you, I see. Rules, my friend, rules!

lol

my bad

xbenx

Hello Hard Rockers & Metal Heads.

Allow me to re-introduce you to my hard rock side-project, MIRAJE.

http://www.myspace.com/mirajeuk

And let us know what you think.

Ps: There's a clip of me playing Guitar for anyone that wants to see something new.

Thanks

Ben. x

Welcome back!

It's good to be back.

How's thing been with you kind sir?

And what are your opinions on the latest tunes I have to offer?

Ben. x

Again?

Again what?

Spam.

well, not really spamming, seeing as I'm updating.

I might send a cd off to your boys to get reviewed

You also posted this same thing elsewhere on the forum. How many times have we asked you not to do that? My honest suggestion would be for you to simply not bother. No one is going to pay attention to your music now, dude.

well not when you sit there and delete threads and ban people from posting.

this IS a music forum non?

strange....

You currently have—besides this thread—eight other MIRAJE threads active on this forum! We've also deleted some. Is that not spam? Of course it is.

We've been through this too many times before. You post something new—in this case nothing new—and you ask for opinions; people give their opinions and when they're not 100% positive you complain.

You were banned when you created multiple threads on the same subject and then got nasty with people who didn't tell you the music was awesome. You can't be this dumb, we discuss this very same thing every time you return here! Why? Because you do the same thing every time! One thread isn't enough for you.

You spam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p68fUw4ll8A
Found a bassist for the band!

That drummer sucks, so I found a replacement.