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Yes, you are correct. He was known as David on the old forums (It's so sad that I actually remember that). David/Holy_Terror is bit of an ass, but he makes me laugh once in a while.

Well as much of an ass as I am I'm a law student at the University of Michigan so maybe I should sue you for being a poser.

Umm..okay. Planning on going into personal injury? I could really see you as one of those ambulance-chasers. I can just picture you hanging out in hospital emergency rooms blasting Pleasure To Kill on your Walkman, waiting for car accident victims who might have decent lawsuits.

This is of course assuming that you pass your Bar Exam, which I doubt, considering the overall stupidity of your previous post.

When someone lays as much sarcasm as I did in the last post.....you assume that whoever reading it is going to catch the sarcasm...cuz its so thick you could cut it with a knife. This is what I think happened. This guy reads about someone calling him a poser.....he gets overly offended because he in fact is a poser, and well, the truth hurts. So his next post then degenerates into useless fag banter about the law profession and my own personal goals in said profession. hence I am still left with the thought, and overwhelming belief that this person will forever be a poser....he is anonymous....so he must also be a coward and weakling. So I have no choice but to hold you in the lowest regard. I hope you fare better in forthcoming posts.

You didn't offend me at all. I just wanted to rile you up a little, and see what kind of stupid response you'd come up with this time. I must say, you didn't disappoint me. Although, your posts are getting somewhat tiresome. I don't know how many people you've called a poser on this site.

Useless fag banter? Isn't that what the vast majority of your posts consist of? People here would seem to agree with me. Maybe this is why you're one of the least respected members of this site. Call me a poser all you want. Coming from you it has no merit.

Also, I would like to mention to you that my alias, Anonymous Metalhead, is, in fact, a registered username, so my presence on this forum is technically just as "anonymous" as yours, Holy_terror. An unregistered user is known as "guest" on the Helheim forum. Nice try though.

Anyways, this will be my last post on this subject.

Later

Well it appears I have the last word. And a side note on words. The word poser can be applied to just about anybody....except me. So take care poser. I hope you have a wonderful day.

Hahaha, this is soooo daring, I bet Anonymous Metalhead is going to reply anyways

At this point, not posting is proving more of a point. I'd not post out of spite.

well, the only point proven is what a poser Holy_Terror is... then again, you might be right, we already knew that...

I bet you know the following lyrics:

Heavy Metal Or No Metal At All
Wimps And Posers Leave The Hall
Heavy Metal Or No Metal At All
Wimps And Posers Go On Get Out Leave The Hall

When I heard this song the first time I didn't know what a poser was, because English is not my native tongue, but now I know!

Yes i know the song....in fact it was one of the first Heavy Metal albums I purchased that being The Triumph of Steel by manowar. I share Manowar's hatred for posers and I believe that this song played a major part in my definition of poser. Thus when I say that Cradle of Filth and In Flames suck....I mean heavy metal , or no metal at all. And when bands are fronted by posers...they are not metal. I've come to tolerate and show kindness towards posers outside of the heavy metal community, because not everyone can like heavy metal. But when I meet a poser claiming to be a metal head, that is the ultimate offense. Because my friends and i take metal very seriously...it is a way of life, and watching someone make a mockery of it and strip it of its dignity is like Sharon and Ozzy commercialize metal and promote it as being "in league with Satan" or tough and scary tattooed bleached blonde spikey haired fags jumping around with low slung down tuned guitars to "groove" beats. That pisses me off to no end. So it you're going to try and convince me that I am the poser, then you're in for the fight of your life....asshole.

"A Poser Holocaust is at hand" -Victor "Lore Lord" Ruiz (Sauron)

the funny thing is, you are the biggest poser on this forum, you are a so called true poser: you pose that you don't pose, which is a form of posing...

Manowar kind of sucks.

The fact that you clearly base "metal" on its image shows that you know nothing about metal at all. The music is everything.

10 points for Gast1.

HA HA HA...ok fags. I'll be the poser if it helps take you're mind off your own poserdom. I'll be the martyr. But its funny that people on this site would call anybody a poser considering all the melodeth and power metal reviewed here. Its even preached here that symphonic black metal exists....you've all strayed so far away from the gritty underground scene that I am offended that you call yourselves metal heads. SOmebody even had the gaul to say that Manowar wasnt very metal. Well that should be enough evidence to prove that you fucks don't know what your talking about. And metal has never been about image. Not for me, so if you're going to make baseless accusations than you in fact are the poser. So Fuck off and Die.

At first I thought you were kinda dissing us, but having repeated your message countless times now, I'm beginning to think you're being dead serious.

Please tell me I've got it wrong.

Its kind of a combination of disgust with some of you..combined with pure enjoyment at seeing how mad and insulted some of you get. Its too quiet around these boards, so I shake em up. Its not entirely malicious. But even then, what is wrong with some one sticking to their guns in the face of a monstrous majority. Isnt that one thing that metal does preach. If not then I should stop listening to metal.

And also...its easy for you to say that in Holland , because you don't see the shit that happens in the US. Metal is pretty much dead here with the exception of the few long haired denim patrols that circulate through the underground preaching the word of thrash metal. Its also hard when you hear the same things coming out of supposed metal heads mouths that you hear on Mtv: I dont like stuff with gritty production, his vocals are melodic enough. Shit like that. That disgusts and saddens me because people have forgotten the true meaning of metal. And if some one doesnt agree with you who gives a shit. I put my opinions out there and then I have to defend them against people like Emokid....who in my opinon has a very jaded opinon of metal, I would say he stresses the emo way too much and should leave that to weezer and other pussy bands.

The true meaning of heavy metal?

I'm 31 years old, work as a doctor/investigator for a pharmaceutical contract research organisation, have a wife and one kid and happen to like metal.

You would never guess my musical preference judging by the outside, I don't have any friends who like metal and I do not visit concerts anymore.

So tell me, my friend, do I disgust you?

you don't disgust me at all ! but i have a question : "don't you miss concerts ?" :?