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 Post subject: 'Lauren Harris - Calm Before The Storm (#4961)'
PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:38 pm 
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Lauren Harris - Calm Before The Storm
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:43 pm 
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Have anyone noticed how she tries to be Bruce on stage?
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Was going to Crappathemonth this ages ago, but forgot/couldn't be bothered. Avril Lavigne is literally less crap than this.
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She opened up for Maiden in July last year, and from what I remember the music wasn't all that much to write home about. Not crap but uninteresting. I like some Pop or Rock when it's good but in my opinion this isn't.
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Has she been brought to the slaughter yet?
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She definitely sucked at Heavy MTL. Not a good way to start the show, even though she was the second band to play. We were waiting patiently for Overkill to come on, but eventually couldn't take it and started chanting for Overkill as she was still playing.
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Serioulsly why is this being reviewed here? her dad is my fucking hero but she doesnt play metal at all.
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DeathScream\m/ wrote:
Has she been brought to the slaughter yet?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:22 pm 
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This is actually pretty good radio metal or rock. Its got solos. All right its sounds a little bit Avril and Shania Twain. I feel a lil bit of country here too. Uhhh... but if get underneath it all, it actually sounds a little bit 70's. I hear a keyboard in the mix that sort of reminded me of Styx for a second. Its pop classic rock... ha ha. This is alot better than 95 percent of radio rock. Most bands just want to focus on the same boring post grunge blueprint. Soft verse, hard chorus, repeat, bridge, verse. This has more speed to it. Its pretty bland. I'll give this a fifty. You know why this album is called the Calm Before the Storm? It's truly calm Pop. Next album will be called "The Storm"... and its Brtual Death Metal. Then the third album will be called "The Aftermath of the Storm". It'll be Doom Metal. Just slowly creeps away like the aftermath of a storm. ha ha..lol..
This is not metal. I just hope she makes a heavy straight foward high octane rock album next time. ha ha....
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Seriously? I want to try whatever you're on man!
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Seriously? I want to try whatever you're on man!


Uh..+1.

I find Lauren to be a good laugh and great example that not everyone can ride their father's coattails into the music business.
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metal_xxx wrote:
Seriously? I want to try whatever you're on man!


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DevotedWalnut wrote:
She definitely sucked at Heavy MTL. Not a good way to start the show, even though she was the second band to play. We were waiting patiently for Overkill to come on, but eventually couldn't take it and started chanting for Overkill as she was still playing.


Ha, I remember that. Goddamn she was awful. And Overkill was delayed for an hour in favour of that fat roadie playing the drums.
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Brahm_K wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
She definitely sucked at Heavy MTL. Not a good way to start the show, even though she was the second band to play. We were waiting patiently for Overkill to come on, but eventually couldn't take it and started chanting for Overkill as she was still playing.


Ha, I remember that. Goddamn she was awful. And Overkill was delayed for an hour in favour of that fat roadie playing the drums.


fattest rodie ever. I've got pictures of him on my facebook.
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She opened for Maiden in Perth, the music sucked but I would certainly fuck her :wub:
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fag

you'd just use her to get to steve.
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Nah, I'd rather have Mr Smith than Harris
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She's pretty hot. That's about the only positive thing about this pile of shit.
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AngelRipper16 wrote:
metal_xxx wrote:
Seriously? I want to try whatever you're on man!


:lol:


just trying to inject some sarcasm here.......
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