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 Post subject: 'Limp Bizkit - Gold Cobra (#7211)'
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:12 pm 
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The Annoying Frenchman
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Saving the review for later but just the rate made me laugh with anticipation. :lol:
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Great review there Mr. Goat, very informative.
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The Annoying Frenchman wrote:
Saving the review for later but just the rate made me laugh with anticipation. :lol:


Poetic review :lol: good stuff
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Three steaming turds this weak the nu-In flames, Agasuck, and the Lomp Bozkot, who would've known we would've dug to the bottom of the barrel. :lol: At least you know what to expect with this, as opposed to the shitty nu-In flames.
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The Annoying Frenchman
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And, still, Steve LOVES Moonspell. :lol:
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Goat
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I hope people are actually reading this review and getting it, as opposed to just going "hurr Limp Bizkit 10/100's too good for 'em". Serious work was put into this.
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10 weren't you being too generous Goat :blink:
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Yes, I concur a ten is far too much for these losers, even the ratings for In flames and Agasuck are too high for those albums. Regardless, of how much musical "thought" went into creating those shitpiles, by virtue of who they are all three of these bands should be hurled off of a cliff. :lol:
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Who even knew these guys were still around....I can see alot of work has gone into the review...I give the review itself... a 9/10 for effort
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Goat
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Who even knew these guys were still around....I can see alot of work has gone into the review...I give the review itself... a 9/10 for effort


That's all I wanted. :)
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The Annoying Frenchman
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And you wanted a lot of comments on your review, and you'll have it since you've found something almost everyone can agree sucks.
Only Ken, where's Ken?, could defend those clowns.
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And you wanted a lot of comments on your review, and you'll have it since you've found something almost everyone can agree sucks.
Only Ken, where's Ken?, could defend those clowns.


Please do not bring him into the fold :omfg:
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Goat
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Come on, I could have left the review blank and got an equal number of comments. You don't like seeing effort put into things?
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The Annoying Frenchman
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I do and you deserve your "popular thread" reward, you really do!
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Goat wrote:
Come on, I could have left the review blank and got an equal number of comments. You don't like seeing effort put into things?


Sorry I can image the hard work and the long man hours you took to write this we need to appreciate this review more for the massive amounts of effort you put into this seriously man you did a super uber job and props to you good sir cheers :dio: :dio: :dio: :dio: :dio: :dio: :dio:
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I read the entire review, and was rewarded with a satyrical slamdown of wordplay, inventive connections and slant rhymes, contained in a vessel whose length impresses, and whose pedigree makes it pure poetic justice.
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I registered on the forum just so I can say what a great job you did on that review. Fucking Hysterical.
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GeneralDiomedes wrote:
I read the entire review, and was rewarded with a satyrical slamdown of wordplay, inventive connections and slant rhymes, contained in a vessel whose length impresses, and whose pedigree makes it pure poetic justice.


Man that's what exactly what I was going to say word by word man word up GD :dio: :dio: :dio:
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Solazy wrote:
I registered on the forum just so I can say what a great job you did on that review. Fucking Hysterical.


Welcome :dio:
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