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Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


silence! or i will crush your little 5"3 tall body :roll:


ahem, 5 "7 inch....

now, silence! or i will crush you 5cm penis!


you mean that 14 inch meatsaber that hitted you on the head when you were born, causing that terrible deformed face you have? :wink:


but that meatsaber came out from under your mothers skirt!


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metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


silence! or i will crush your little 5"3 tall body :roll:


ahem, 5 "7 inch....

now, silence! or i will crush you 5cm penis!


you mean that 14 inch meatsaber that hitted you on the head when you were born, causing that terrible deformed face you have? :wink:


but that meatsaber came out from under your mothers skirt!


my hear is not THAT long, and those boobs were just melons i stole from the local supermarket. And the word is boxers, not skirt :wink:


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:11 pm 
metalhead wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


hooooooo ! shut up Pete ! all you do is play with your tiny stick ! :twisted:

:wink:


i beat you to the penis joke!


yes, indeed... :( you're so fast ! just hope you're not that fast with the ladies... :roll: well, I guess you'll know in a few years ! :wink:


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Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


silence! or i will crush your little 5"3 tall body :roll:


ahem, 5 "7 inch....

now, silence! or i will crush you 5cm penis!


you mean that 14 inch meatsaber that hitted you on the head when you were born, causing that terrible deformed face you have? :wink:


but that meatsaber came out from under your mothers skirt!


my hear is not THAT long, and those boobs were just melons i stole from the local supermarket. And the word is boxers, not skirt :wink:


oh shit, i forget...the last time i slept with your mother she had short hair and tiny tits!

:roll: how did i forget? after all, it was my deformed face which made her horny!


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T.I.E. wrote:
metalhead wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


hooooooo ! shut up Pete ! all you do is play with your tiny stick ! :twisted:

:wink:


i beat you to the penis joke!


yes, indeed... :( you're so fast ! just hope you're not that fast with the ladies... :roll: well, I guess you'll know in a few years ! :wink:


well i wont be taking tips from you!
in the time it took me to write thisw post you could have impregnated 8 or 9 women!

:wink:


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metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


silence! or i will crush your little 5"3 tall body :roll:


ahem, 5 "7 inch....

now, silence! or i will crush you 5cm penis!


you mean that 14 inch meatsaber that hitted you on the head when you were born, causing that terrible deformed face you have? :wink:


but that meatsaber came out from under your mothers skirt!


my hear is not THAT long, and those boobs were just melons i stole from the local supermarket. And the word is boxers, not skirt :wink:


oh shit, i forget...the last time i slept with your mother she had short hair and tiny tits!

:roll: how did i forget? after all, it was my deformed face which made her horny!


what mother? you mean that old dog from my neighbours? :roll:


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Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


silence! or i will crush your little 5"3 tall body :roll:


ahem, 5 "7 inch....

now, silence! or i will crush you 5cm penis!


you mean that 14 inch meatsaber that hitted you on the head when you were born, causing that terrible deformed face you have? :wink:


but that meatsaber came out from under your mothers skirt!


my hear is not THAT long, and those boobs were just melons i stole from the local supermarket. And the word is boxers, not skirt :wink:


oh shit, i forget...the last time i slept with your mother she had short hair and tiny tits!

:roll: how did i forget? after all, it was my deformed face which made her horny!


what mother? you mean that old dog from my neighbours? :roll:


it may have been your sister, i guess...


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metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


silence! or i will crush your little 5"3 tall body :roll:


ahem, 5 "7 inch....

now, silence! or i will crush you 5cm penis!


you mean that 14 inch meatsaber that hitted you on the head when you were born, causing that terrible deformed face you have? :wink:


but that meatsaber came out from under your mothers skirt!


my hear is not THAT long, and those boobs were just melons i stole from the local supermarket. And the word is boxers, not skirt :wink:


oh shit, i forget...the last time i slept with your mother she had short hair and tiny tits!

:roll: how did i forget? after all, it was my deformed face which made her horny!


what mother? you mean that old dog from my neighbours? :roll:


it may have been your sister, i guess...


well my sister is a 22 year old korean woman so i think she is bigger and stronger than you? your little stick must still be blue after she poot her foot on it :roll:


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Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


silence! or i will crush your little 5"3 tall body :roll:


ahem, 5 "7 inch....

now, silence! or i will crush you 5cm penis!


you mean that 14 inch meatsaber that hitted you on the head when you were born, causing that terrible deformed face you have? :wink:


but that meatsaber came out from under your mothers skirt!


my hear is not THAT long, and those boobs were just melons i stole from the local supermarket. And the word is boxers, not skirt :wink:


oh shit, i forget...the last time i slept with your mother she had short hair and tiny tits!

:roll: how did i forget? after all, it was my deformed face which made her horny!


what mother? you mean that old dog from my neighbours? :roll:


it may have been your sister, i guess...


well my sister is a 22 year old korean woman so i think she is bigger and stronger than you? your little stick must still be blue after she poot her foot on it :roll:
#

what can i say...size helps when she uses whips and chains in the bedroom!


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metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


silence! or i will crush your little 5"3 tall body :roll:


ahem, 5 "7 inch....

now, silence! or i will crush you 5cm penis!


you mean that 14 inch meatsaber that hitted you on the head when you were born, causing that terrible deformed face you have? :wink:


but that meatsaber came out from under your mothers skirt!


my hear is not THAT long, and those boobs were just melons i stole from the local supermarket. And the word is boxers, not skirt :wink:


oh shit, i forget...the last time i slept with your mother she had short hair and tiny tits!

:roll: how did i forget? after all, it was my deformed face which made her horny!


what mother? you mean that old dog from my neighbours? :roll:


it may have been your sister, i guess...


well my sister is a 22 year old korean woman so i think she is bigger and stronger than you? your little stick must still be blue after she poot her foot on it :roll:
#

what can i say...size helps when she uses whips and chains in the bedroom!


yeah, too bad she couldn't find a condom small enough for you, and did that chain that hit you in the balls hurt? i mean, i heard them crack when i came back home


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Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


silence! or i will crush your little 5"3 tall body :roll:


ahem, 5 "7 inch....

now, silence! or i will crush you 5cm penis!


you mean that 14 inch meatsaber that hitted you on the head when you were born, causing that terrible deformed face you have? :wink:


but that meatsaber came out from under your mothers skirt!


my hear is not THAT long, and those boobs were just melons i stole from the local supermarket. And the word is boxers, not skirt :wink:


oh shit, i forget...the last time i slept with your mother she had short hair and tiny tits!

:roll: how did i forget? after all, it was my deformed face which made her horny!


what mother? you mean that old dog from my neighbours? :roll:


it may have been your sister, i guess...


well my sister is a 22 year old korean woman so i think she is bigger and stronger than you? your little stick must still be blue after she poot her foot on it :roll:
#

what can i say...size helps when she uses whips and chains in the bedroom!


yeah, too bad she couldn't find a condom small enough for you, and did that chain that hit you in the balls hurt? i mean, i heard them crack when i came back home


condom? were trying for children! (but any which look anything like you will have to be killed, of course)

yes, the chain that hit me in the balls did hurt, but its ok....its not as if she hasnt done it to you before!


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metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


silence! or i will crush your little 5"3 tall body :roll:


ahem, 5 "7 inch....

now, silence! or i will crush you 5cm penis!


you mean that 14 inch meatsaber that hitted you on the head when you were born, causing that terrible deformed face you have? :wink:


but that meatsaber came out from under your mothers skirt!


my hear is not THAT long, and those boobs were just melons i stole from the local supermarket. And the word is boxers, not skirt :wink:


oh shit, i forget...the last time i slept with your mother she had short hair and tiny tits!

:roll: how did i forget? after all, it was my deformed face which made her horny!


what mother? you mean that old dog from my neighbours? :roll:


it may have been your sister, i guess...


well my sister is a 22 year old korean woman so i think she is bigger and stronger than you? your little stick must still be blue after she poot her foot on it :roll:
#

what can i say...size helps when she uses whips and chains in the bedroom!


yeah, too bad she couldn't find a condom small enough for you, and did that chain that hit you in the balls hurt? i mean, i heard them crack when i came back home


condom? were trying for children! (but any which look anything like you will have to be killed, of course)

yes, the chain that hit me in the balls did hurt, but its ok....its not as if she hasnt done it to you before!


i admit, she tried, but at least with me she had something to aim for. talking about children,how are you right now? do you miss my neighbour's dog? i can send him (him!) to you right now! :wink:


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Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


silence! or i will crush your little 5"3 tall body :roll:


ahem, 5 "7 inch....

now, silence! or i will crush you 5cm penis!


you mean that 14 inch meatsaber that hitted you on the head when you were born, causing that terrible deformed face you have? :wink:


but that meatsaber came out from under your mothers skirt!


my hear is not THAT long, and those boobs were just melons i stole from the local supermarket. And the word is boxers, not skirt :wink:


oh shit, i forget...the last time i slept with your mother she had short hair and tiny tits!

:roll: how did i forget? after all, it was my deformed face which made her horny!


what mother? you mean that old dog from my neighbours? :roll:


it may have been your sister, i guess...


well my sister is a 22 year old korean woman so i think she is bigger and stronger than you? your little stick must still be blue after she poot her foot on it :roll:
#

what can i say...size helps when she uses whips and chains in the bedroom!


yeah, too bad she couldn't find a condom small enough for you, and did that chain that hit you in the balls hurt? i mean, i heard them crack when i came back home


condom? were trying for children! (but any which look anything like you will have to be killed, of course)

yes, the chain that hit me in the balls did hurt, but its ok....its not as if she hasnt done it to you before!


i admit, she tried, but at least with me she had something to aim for. talking about children,how are you right now? do you miss my neighbour's dog? i can send him (him!) to you right now! :wink:


your forehead?


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:30 pm 
metalhead wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
metalhead wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


hooooooo ! shut up Pete ! all you do is play with your tiny stick ! :twisted:

:wink:


i beat you to the penis joke!


yes, indeed... :( you're so fast ! just hope you're not that fast with the ladies... :roll: well, I guess you'll know in a few years ! :wink:


well i wont be taking tips from you!
in the time it took me to write thisw post you could have impregnated 8 or 9 women!

:wink:


including your mother some... 14 years ago ! :P

now it's time for you to know : you're my son Pete ! :shock:


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T.I.E. wrote:
metalhead wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
metalhead wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


hooooooo ! shut up Pete ! all you do is play with your tiny stick ! :twisted:

:wink:


i beat you to the penis joke!


yes, indeed... :( you're so fast ! just hope you're not that fast with the ladies... :roll: well, I guess you'll know in a few years ! :wink:


well i wont be taking tips from you!
in the time it took me to write thisw post you could have impregnated 8 or 9 women!

:wink:


including your mother some... 14 years ago ! :P

now it's time for you to know : you're my son Pete ! :shock:


i always wondered why i looked like a caveman!!!!


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:36 pm 
metalhead wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
metalhead wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
metalhead wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Husker wrote:
kyuss wrote:
Husker wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Triggered to hell, though.


At those speeds you pretty much have to be triggered.


huh ??? How come ? Do you know what triggering is ?


Yes I know what triggering is, I do play hte drums you know.


me as well, but i intend never to use what form of triggering whatsoever because i want to play drums like Satan wanted to :twisted:


flingon, hitting cans with twigs in your backyard is not playing drums like satan wanted you to!
:roll:


hooooooo ! shut up Pete ! all you do is play with your tiny stick ! :twisted:

:wink:


i beat you to the penis joke!


yes, indeed... :( you're so fast ! just hope you're not that fast with the ladies... :roll: well, I guess you'll know in a few years ! :wink:


well i wont be taking tips from you!
in the time it took me to write thisw post you could have impregnated 8 or 9 women!

:wink:


including your mother some... 14 years ago ! :P

now it's time for you to know : you're my son Pete ! :shock:


i always wondered why i looked like a caveman!!!!


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So, I heard the drummer from Kataklysm was actually pretty fast.


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kyuss wrote:
Triggering is "using effent" on drum pads same as when you use distortion on your guitar. Its the little "microphones" for each pad that are wired to trigger module with different sounds. The modul then makes all the sound even volume wise so drums sound very mechanic ...almoast as a drum machine. Thats why pleople dont like that and especialy drummers hate them somethimes because some of them have to practice their asses off to make their drumming sound equal volume for every hit and triggers do it without the sweet.


Not exactly. What you're describing would be (a quite extreme form of) dynamic compression.
Triggers produce MIDI data, which is used to trigger a drum sound module. When you're hearing triggered drums, you are essentially hearing a drum machine.

kyuss wrote:
One thing remains to the drummers tho, they need to be pretty tight them selves, because trigger module wont do it for them. Then it might sound like a mess.


The trigger or the sound module won't do it for them. But MIDI data can be (and usually is these days) edited after recording, so it is possible to correct playing mistakes. This is why drummers sound so insanely precise on records these days.


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Jürgen wrote:
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Triggering is "using effent" on drum pads same as when you use distortion on your guitar. Its the little "microphones" for each pad that are wired to trigger module with different sounds. The modul then makes all the sound even volume wise so drums sound very mechanic ...almoast as a drum machine. Thats why pleople dont like that and especialy drummers hate them somethimes because some of them have to practice their asses off to make their drumming sound equal volume for every hit and triggers do it without the sweet.


Not exactly. What you're describing would be (a quite extreme form of) dynamic compression.
Triggers produce MIDI data, which is used to trigger a drum sound module. When you're hearing triggered drums, you are essentially hearing a drum machine.

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One thing remains to the drummers tho, they need to be pretty tight them selves, because trigger module wont do it for them. Then it might sound like a mess.


The trigger or the sound module won't do it for them. But MIDI data can be (and usually is these days) edited after recording, so it is possible to correct playing mistakes. This is why drummers sound so insanely precise on records these days.


Ehh. You just wrote exctly the same thing as me.....Triggers off course procuce midi ( no data as it is midi - sound on the fly )...And no you are not hearing drum machine , just an distorted drums. Drummer still plays his drums and if he is sloppy the drums will sound sloppy as well. I was mainly reffering to live playing...in studio its not that easy to correct sloppiness manualy as you would spend many hours/days to do it because every drum pad has one single track containing hundreds of hits. In Cubase you have drum editor where you can correct timing, but in studio you have only a meat bag looney toon playing the drums.


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