Metal Reviews

OK, as everyone now knows, the whole thing was a set-up. I was indeed Disemboweller, the argument with Stefan was faked, the whole caboodle. The fact that quite a percentage of the forum seems to have turned on me instead of taking the whole thing as a joke is rather unfortuanate. Let me just get a few things straight:

1. My recent "bad temper" was all part of it, building up slowly. My personal life is bearable, thanks.
2. I do NOT think of myself as the most important poster by any means. Just because I make more posts, does that make me any more special than the rest of you special people? No.



Pure satire. Other people may have said that about me, I have never taken that to be true. Honestly, my ego isn't that big, and if you take this as attention-whoring, well, you've missed the point entirely.
Anyway, you have to admit it had you all going. I cracked and told a couple of people who had sent concerned emails (only two! You're all very loyal!), and it seems to have leaked from there. Eyesore and other mods (two of whom I've already apologised to), I can only say that it was a bit of fun, I'm sorry if you got annoyed, but otherwise I'm unrepentant.
I <3 you all, and want to do perverted things with orange juice to you more than ever. Pete, that was the best post you've ever made. I nearly killed myself laughing.

And if 'You do both. At once, with a cherry on the top!' doesn't become the phrase of the year, well, I'm disappointed!

Back to business, gang.

Oh, you....

Actually, yes this was all quite entertaining. But are you really going to deny that there was even a teeny weeny bit of attention whoring involved?

Yes, absolutely. I was intending origionally to leave completely as Zad and gradually turn Disemboweller into my old self. Where's the attention-whoring in that?

LoL. You are crazy!

The fact that you had to abandon a cunning, patient plan in favour of the "Look, fools, twas I all along!" approach.

I was pushed into that, because someone leaked it. What's the point in continuing if everyone knows? And who did leak it, by the by?

Misha, je pense... You didn't have to tell those guys. You showed weakness, Sadster. *winks at screen*

I told Stefan, because I had to. He told Misha, not me. So there. And the other two (non-mods) I told were special cases. You're just jealous I didn't tell you.

You're just upset that I didn't give a shit!

Aaaah, Zad... You know I crave your approval really.

I saw your comments at the start, and realised you figured it out. Nearly sent you a message praising your intelligence, but then my heart grew cold. So I didn't.

i knew you were full of shit..good to have you back

Yeah 100 lbs full of shit :roll:

I'm leaving because you fooled all of us this place isn't troo kvlt anymore I've had it wa wa wa damn you Zad damn you to hell :twisted:

Ow, Btw, Zad, Stefan just told me that the argument with you was fake and you were going for a fresh start by getting yourself banned. You being Disemboweller was my first guess, so don't blame Stefan Ow and I just spread a whole lot of hints over the forum NESS must have understood one of them (congratulations NESS 8) ). This was really good fun :twisted:

Misha, this is a forum, not fucking Inspector Morse :evil:

Zad, people do this all the time on messageboards, it's nothing new. The thing is, unless it's an accepted part of the board it's generally not received very well as it's then quite annoying. I go to a boxing site and we're always creating alternate accounts, but it's comedy there. It's funny and it's part of the messageboard. That sort of thing doesn't belond here.

I don't know, I just don't find it funny and even after your explanation I really don't see the point. The music discussion here has dropped by like 500% recently, things like this don't help.

I must admit, I got fooled :oops:

maybe serves you right defending Kittie

I will defend them to the meth! I mean death!

fuck..that was pwnage :evil:

Hehe, and you were angry at me for ruining the birthday thread, you even sent me a PM entitled 'You.'