How many chicks on metalreviews.com?

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:30 pm

lizardtail wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

long hair wouldn't stop me from getting laid in germany, scandinavia or the states, but down here.... It's like having a locked penis

rofl at the locked penis.

Anway I have long hair an I'm gonna get it cut soon, it's boring, hard to take care of and I'm losing them at a fast rate. I'm a cool person now, I'm over this "metalhead" stuff. Most metal sucks anyway.

ah, shit, so scalping's the initiation rite of the Cult of Misha

More like Cult of Stefan. Really, Stefan's behind this metal hatred, Misha's just a puppet.

Stefan · **Posted:** Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:35 pm

Kathaarian wrote:

lizardtail wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

long hair wouldn't stop me from getting laid in germany, scandinavia or the states, but down here.... It's like having a locked penis

rofl at the locked penis.

Anway I have long hair an I'm gonna get it cut soon, it's boring, hard to take care of and I'm losing them at a fast rate. I'm a cool person now, I'm over this "metalhead" stuff. Most metal sucks anyway.

ah, shit, so scalping's the initiation rite of the Cult of Misha

More like Cult of Stefan. Really, Stefan's behind this metal hatred, Misha's just a puppet.

:shock: :? :roll:

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:36 pm

Stefan wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

lizardtail wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

long hair wouldn't stop me from getting laid in germany, scandinavia or the states, but down here.... It's like having a locked penis

rofl at the locked penis.

Anway I have long hair an I'm gonna get it cut soon, it's boring, hard to take care of and I'm losing them at a fast rate. I'm a cool person now, I'm over this "metalhead" stuff. Most metal sucks anyway.

ah, shit, so scalping's the initiation rite of the Cult of Misha

More like Cult of Stefan. Really, Stefan's behind this metal hatred, Misha's just a puppet.

:shock: :? :roll:

No...you're wrong. The finest actor in the world couldn't have faked that response.

Stefan · **Posted:** Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:40 pm

Zad wrote:

Stefan wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

lizardtail wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

long hair wouldn't stop me from getting laid in germany, scandinavia or the states, but down here.... It's like having a locked penis

rofl at the locked penis.

Anway I have long hair an I'm gonna get it cut soon, it's boring, hard to take care of and I'm losing them at a fast rate. I'm a cool person now, I'm over this "metalhead" stuff. Most metal sucks anyway.

ah, shit, so scalping's the initiation rite of the Cult of Misha

More like Cult of Stefan. Really, Stefan's behind this metal hatred, Misha's just a puppet.

:shock: :? :roll:

No...you're wrong. The finest actor in the world couldn't have faked that response.

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:43 pm

Stefan wrote:

Zad wrote:

Stefan wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

lizardtail wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

long hair wouldn't stop me from getting laid in germany, scandinavia or the states, but down here.... It's like having a locked penis

rofl at the locked penis.

Anway I have long hair an I'm gonna get it cut soon, it's boring, hard to take care of and I'm losing them at a fast rate. I'm a cool person now, I'm over this "metalhead" stuff. Most metal sucks anyway.

ah, shit, so scalping's the initiation rite of the Cult of Misha

More like Cult of Stefan. Really, Stefan's behind this metal hatred, Misha's just a puppet.

:shock: :? :roll:

No...you're wrong. The finest actor in the world couldn't have faked that response.

Your store of shitty animations must run out at some point!

Stefan · **Posted:** Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:50 pm

Zad wrote:

Stefan wrote:

Zad wrote:

Stefan wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

lizardtail wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

long hair wouldn't stop me from getting laid in germany, scandinavia or the states, but down here.... It's like having a locked penis

rofl at the locked penis.

Anway I have long hair an I'm gonna get it cut soon, it's boring, hard to take care of and I'm losing them at a fast rate. I'm a cool person now, I'm over this "metalhead" stuff. Most metal sucks anyway.

ah, shit, so scalping's the initiation rite of the Cult of Misha

More like Cult of Stefan. Really, Stefan's behind this metal hatred, Misha's just a puppet.

:shock: :? :roll:

No...you're wrong. The finest actor in the world couldn't have faked that response.

Your store of shitty animations must run out at some point!

you wish !

NP
Iron Maiden "(excerpts from) Piece of Mind" (now on Revelations ! wOOt)

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:52 pm

Stefan wrote:

you wish !

NP
Iron Maiden "(excerpts from) Piece of Mind" (now on Revelations ! wOOt)

It's all I want for Christmas...

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:56 pm

Stefan wrote:

That's Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse, you poser!

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:14 pm

Eyesore wrote:

Stefan wrote:

That's Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse, you poser!

Shut up.

Radagast · **Posted:** Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:39 pm

Kathaarian wrote:

Zad wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

so whats the percentage?

Why do you care ? You're not gonna get laid here, that's for sure.

Shhh...you were 15 once, don't be so harsh.

Bah. When I was 15 I was humping chicks left and right. You know what I mean by chicks.

I was in the middle of forcing out a fart when I read that, so congratulations - you are the first person who almost made me physically shit myself with laughter.

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:43 pm

Radagast wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

Zad wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

so whats the percentage?

Why do you care ? You're not gonna get laid here, that's for sure.

Shhh...you were 15 once, don't be so harsh.

Bah. When I was 15 I was humping chicks left and right. You know what I mean by chicks.

I was in the middle of forcing out a fart when I read that, so congratulations - you are the first person who almost made me physically shit myself with laughter.

I'm honoured and disgusted at the same time.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:03 am

Zad wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Stefan wrote:

That's Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse, you poser!

Shut up.

Did you just respond in defense of Stefan and quote a link to a person that makes more money than everyone on this messageboard?

Weirdo.

Goat · **Posted:** Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:32 am

Eyesore wrote:

Zad wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Stefan wrote:

That's Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse, you poser!

Shut up.

Did you just respond in defense of Stefan and quote a link to a person that makes more money than everyone on this messageboard?

Weirdo.

I did. Sue me.

Skartasis · **Posted:** Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:26 pm

I love my hair!

Arthur · **Posted:** Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:03 am

You see once there were many women in this forum. And for a time, male and female existed together in harmony. But then, one fateful day, there was this huge fight over who was going to pick up the kids from soccer practice. So basically to resolve the issue, all the women had to be eaten by dinosaurs, the end.

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:18 am

Arthur wrote:

You see once there were many women in this forum. And for a time, male and female existen in harmony. But then, one fateful day, there was this huge fight over who was going to pick up the kids from soccer practice. So basically to resolve the issue, all the women had to be eaten by dinosaurs, the end.

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