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Radagast
 Post subject: Snakes!
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:06 pm 
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On a plane!

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

As someone on the imdb board said:
Snakes on a Plane - title, tagline, summary and Oscar acceptance speech all rolled into one.
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the people behind this movie are either geniuses or total fucking retards.

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LOLZ at the home-made poster.

um, is this a real movie? like, seriously???
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well, it's on IMDB, and Sam isn't denying anything...

i hear he accepted the job just by reading the title.

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Azrael wrote:
well, it's on IMDB, and Sam isn't denying anything...

i hear he accepted the job just by reading the title.

The best part is, it was only a working title, and when they decided to re-name it Sam threatened to stop working on the project.
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Rhys
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Radagast wrote:
Azrael wrote:
well, it's on IMDB, and Sam isn't denying anything...

i hear he accepted the job just by reading the title.

The best part is, it was only a working title, and when they decided to re-name it Sam threatened to stop working on the project.


This is sounding more and more like the best movie ever!
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just the name alone is enough to turn it into an internet phenomena that everyone will see
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yea but everything turns into an internet phenomenon that everyone sees eventually. :wink: It does look intriguing, allthough he looks to be the exact same character he played in The Man.

Actually as long as he says "MUTHAFUCKA" at some point I will be happy.
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Is this a serious movie? Cos if it is i think it will be incredibly funny unintentionally, like Arnie films.
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HAhahahahaha! I could not belive this was a real movie either, but it is. Although I doubt it will ever take the place of Commando I bet this one will be a so cheesy I must watch movie.

At least its not a shitty remake.
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http://trapezoid.hostdime.com/lemondemo ... 0Plane.mp3
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This movie will be a huge sucess.
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Quotes:
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Nelville Flynn: Enough is enough.
[cocks gun]
Nelville Flynn: I've had it with the snakes.

NF: Motherfuckin' Samuel L. Jackson.
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Sifl wrote:
http://trapezoid.hostdime.com/lemondemon/Snakes%20on%20a%20Plane.mp3
yup, lemondemon wrote a song about it so its definitely an internet phenomenon
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following the reaper wrote:
Is this a serious movie? Cos if it is i think it will be incredibly funny unintentionally, like Arnie films.


I think they're gonna play it off as a serious movie while knowing full well that it's not at all.

But it's gonna be fuckin awesome.
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I can't wait. Snakes on a Plane is the movie event of the year.

Also notable, Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake. If only it too was real :lol:
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Also notable, Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake. If only it too was real :lol:

I seriously loled.

August is too far away. :(
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Yeah, I can see how the title is oh-so-funny and all, but I couldn't be any LESS interested in some movie about god damn snakes on a plane :evil: It just sounds so bad, more like some b-class strait-to-video crap... Sure I can relate to how S.L.J. thought it sounded so funny it had to be made, but seriously the only thing how this could become entertaining is if they made it slightly funny. So far it reeks of b-movie. Like a mix between Turbulence (1-3?) and Anaconda... though I actually liked Anaconda :P

I just saw the preview trailer; looked better than I thought, but seemed like I was dead on with the comparison! :D
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This best be a comedy! or just shit, shit films are funny.
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MetalKnight wrote:
Yeah, I can see how the title is oh-so-funny and all, but I couldn't be any LESS interested in some movie about god damn snakes on a plane :evil: It just sounds so bad, more like some b-class strait-to-video crap... Sure I can relate to how S.L.J. thought it sounded so funny it had to be made, but seriously the only thing how this could become entertaining is if they made it slightly funny. So far it reeks of b-movie. Like a mix between Turbulence (1-3?) and Anaconda... though I actually liked Anaconda :P

I just saw the preview trailer; looked better than I thought, but seemed like I was dead on with the comparison! :D


You're missing the point already. It's Samuel L. Jackson and Snake on a Plane. Nothing more needs to be said. If Samuel L and Chuck Norris were to meet, the world would implode on itself from sheer awesomeness.
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