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Tlaloc · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:03 pm

I am sooooo humungously drunk right now. I was at the Paddington Tavern having a send off for work (which only two cunts turned up to) and I drank a LOT of beer. My little sister and my "jesus christ I'd bust her sexy ass wide open" vet Jemma came as well. There was karaoke and shit. I butchered Pretty Fly for a White Guy and then some gay man tried to put the moves on me. My wife didn't come so I asked Jemma to pretend to be my girlfriend until the gay man went away. It was very nice. I should thank that gay man for allowing me to touch Jemma so much. But I didn't cross any lines of indecency. Then I got very giddy and had to go home. Now I'm on the net instead of watching tv so that I can stop being so giddy. Tv at this time is shit. Lots of infomercials. Who wants to look like a fucking lizard anyway? Not me. Well maybe a human/dinosaur cross breed but not the fucked up Joan Rivers reptillian beast that wants fat ugly pigs to envelope their welfare to the tv station so they can get a product that reduces no fucking wrinkles but gives you anus cancer instead.

Azrael · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:35 pm

you're funny.

post a pic of your vet.

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:46 pm

Wanksalot's Vet

Radagast · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:59 pm

Sir Wanksalot wrote:

Who wants to look like a fucking lizard anyway? Not me. Well maybe a human/dinosaur cross breed but not the fucked up Joan Rivers reptillian beast that wants fat ugly pigs to envelope their welfare to the tv station so they can get a product that reduces no fucking wrinkles but gives you anus cancer instead.

Lolercoaster

Colonel Kurtz · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:51 pm

I'm having a moderately shitty, yet usual, day. Shitty in its nonexistence. Emotionally and notably. And, I haven't had a smoke in a fucking week.

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:00 am

Azrael wrote:

you're funny.

post a pic of your vet.

As soon as I can get one I will.

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:14 am

antichrist paradox wrote:

I'm having a moderately shitty, yet usual, day. Shitty in its nonexistence. Emotionally and notably. And, I haven't had a smoke in a fucking week.

Sounds familiar (the first part, at least). I haven't smoked for a long time, but I got a real urge yesterday. Weird how it creeps up on you...

Azrael · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:32 pm

mwahahaa! 14 at math!! i could've scored 18 if i had read one of questions right and taken a chance with the other one, but hey, 14 is pretty decent.

BARCELONA VS BENFICA TODAY

i'm all little-girl-like-excitable today.

deathkvlt · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:36 pm

Fuckin' tired and I have -YET ANOTHER- exam tomorrow... oh well, next week I'm going on a holliday, I just have to make it 'till tomorrow and everything will be a bit better.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:59 am

It's three a.m. and my neighbor has left her alarm on. If I wasn't already acquainted and on friendly terms with her, I'd booby-trap her door to drop a large poisonous snake on her when she returns. As it is, if she doesn't get her fucking ass back here soon and turn off her fucking alarm, I'm going to have to skip class tomorrow and find someplace to sleep. It's my Tolkien seminar, too, so I really don't want to have to skip it.

Perhaps needless to say, I'm a wee bit pissed off right now.

JÃ¼rgen · **Posted:** Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:06 am

Neighbours really suck.

I have this couple of alcoholic mental patients living on the floor below me. Sunday night, i got something like 2 hours of sleep because they were fighting and going apeshit all night. The cops hauled them away at 4 AM or something. Next time i'll just do a favor to society and murder them both.

Azrael · **Posted:** Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:22 pm

bah... going down south to Algarve tomorrow. it's going to be dead boring, 4 days going to waste!

also i wanted to buy a book or two for the trip and som headphones (since some THIEVING PIECE OF SHIT took them in the "elevator episode" and my cousin wants hers back), but i can't be arsed for the 40 minute ride to the mall and back on the subway.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:17 am

Fucking amazing. I'm going to be living in one of the best dorms on campus next year. No more shithole room for me.

deathkvlt · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:26 am

I just got officially ditched... :cry:

Radagast · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:27 am

deathkvlt wrote:

I just got officially ditched... :cry:

Big hug?

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

Radagast wrote:

deathkvlt wrote:

I just got officially ditched... :cry:

Big hug?

there is a saying here in Belgium that goes: A wise man never hugs a dinosaur. :wink:

rio · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:59 am

deathkvlt wrote:

I just got officially ditched... :cry:

I know how you feel. :x

Radagast · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:11 am

Fingon wrote:

Radagast wrote:

deathkvlt wrote:

I just got officially ditched... :cry:

Big hug?

there is a saying here in Belgium that goes: A wise man never hugs a dinosaur. :wink:

Dinosaurs need love too. :cry:

rio · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:13 am

Radagast wrote:

Fingon wrote:

Radagast wrote:

deathkvlt wrote:

I just got officially ditched... :cry:

Big hug?

there is a saying here in Belgium that goes: A wise man never hugs a dinosaur. :wink:

Dinosaurs need love too. :cry:

Yes, but they gotta pay [family guy/]

Misha · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:37 pm

deathkvlt wrote:

I just got officially ditched... :cry:

I feel sorry for you Daniel... But didn't you make out with three girls this week?

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