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Man vs Butterfly = Man - :( Butterfly
Man vs Elephant = Man 1 - 0 Elephant
Man vs T-Rex = Man 1 - 0 T-Rex
Man vs Cat = Man 1 - 0 Cat

Did Jurassic Park teach you nothing? :o

That wasn't man. That was Sam Neill.

I'm assuming, of course, that each can kit himself out with whatever weapons he wants.

T-rex takes nasty bite.
Man takes nukes.

If he is armed that is.. And I still doubt your predicted Man vs. T-Rex outcome .. But you've already tried to be a human. And frankly isn't it sort of overrated?

I see this was already debated when I hit the submit button

If being a human sucks this much, imagine how bad it must be like as a butterfly...

Men 1-0 T-Rex

but

Man 0-1 T-Rex

and

Men 0-1 T-Rexes

That's provided the T-Rexes can use some form of teamwork.

well i'd come back as OPTIMUS PRIME!



He'd knock fuck out a t-rex

If teamwork was any good against nukes, I think the Japs would have proved it 50-odd years ago.

It depends on the strategic positioning of the T-Rex army.

If it was as a war between nations, nukes could be used to destroy the dinosaur operations base before an offensive was launched, providing Man acted in time.

But if the T-Rexes were to appear amongst us suddenly as an invasion force, then there would be nothing we could do.

Didn't say it sucked.. Just thought about if the human consciousness -our Promethean conquest that separates us from the other animals- gives us more worries than solutions.. Animals just seem so lighthearted compared to humans..

The T-Rexes have that technology? :shock:

Then we are doomed, my friends.



You've never seen the look of terror on a rabbit's face as it runs from a pack of dogs? Lighthearted, sure.

Many animals just seem to be in a constant state of indifference. I'd rather be a human and be able to experience both highs and lows. Because of course the lows and worries always make the highs seem much greater.

However for domestic animals life must be like on long rollercoaster ride of petting.

I don't know about that.. I think it would be quite relieving.. But then again. I'm not sure.




Probably the same look of terror you and I would have in the same situation.. I was hinting more in the direction of everyday worries..

Whether enough carrots can be gathered to last your mate and sixteen children throughout the winter? I'd think that was pretty worrying...

Yeah... Next time you're eating your carrots without a care in the world for starving rabbit families, I hope you choke on them!

Then again...

Simple solution: eat the rabbits.

Your genius never fails to astound me, Sir.

Feeling rather annoyed, just dumped a long section of "Tales of Latt'm Land" because it was crap. Thinking cap on...

And why haven't more people noticed it? :?

Rabbits feed through the winter and doesn't gather. But since I'm sure rabbit lifestyle wasn't your primary objection to my post I'll write something else as well.

Of course I don't know whether animals worry.. I haven't been able to communicate with them.. yet :shock: .. They just seem to get things done instinctually or perish trying. They are so wonderfully simple.. You know what I mean?

I'll take a look at your tales later



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