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Tlaloc
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Annoyed because my stupid fucking parrot wouldn't let me sleep in this morning, so I'm too tired and it's too cold and rainy to go get pissed and sing karaoke.
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You have a parrot? Awesome, post pictures.
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You have a parrot? Awesome, post pictures.


I have many parrots, but the bane of my existence is Hugo. I've posted this pic before of the loud, bad-tempered, vicious son of a bitch. I'm thinking about putting him in the local paper as a giveaway.
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He's so cute. Don't give him away. Give him to me, he'll put my cats in line.
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If you live in Australia I will. Although I strongly advise against anyone owning any species of cockatoo. They require more attention than a dog, and if you don't give them lots of love you have a bird the size of a small chicken on your hands whose beak can sever limbs and whose screech can kill a weaker man at twenty paces.
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Tlaloc wrote:
If you live in Australia I will. Although I strongly advise against anyone owning any species of cockatoo. They require more attention than a dog, and if you don't give them lots of love you have a bird the size of a small chicken on your hands whose beak can sever limbs and whose screech can kill a weaker man at twenty paces.


DM lives in Australia, don't you? WiNk wInK!

100th page!

Feel rather annoyed with life, as usual.
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Seriously? Well if he's keen then he can definately have Hugo.
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Seriously? Well if he's keen then he can definately have Hugo.


Last I heard, he's a Noo Yoiker.
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Blast. Owning Hugo in Noo Yarrk would probably get him murdered.
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I found out today that my best friend in the whole, entire world, who I've known for eight years and call my brother, is getting married.

He's only two months older than I am! What in...wha....

This is one of those times I wish I drank alcohol. I could use a good, stiff shot of something.


He is your brother, or just a friend? Either way, congratulations and all that...

No blood relation. He's the brother I never had.

On the subject of parrots, they're evil fuckers who should have been left in the jungle where they belong. Ever had the misfortune to encounter a conure? Pretty little things, but their voices will pierce your eardrums.
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OW! Shit, just pulled a muscle in my neck after following a girl across the room. I guess someone's trying to tell me something...
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OW! Shit, just pulled a muscle in my neck after following a girl across the room. I guess someone's trying to tell me something...


It's about time god got in touch with you.
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Zad wrote:
OW! Shit, just pulled a muscle in my neck after following a girl across the room. I guess someone's trying to tell me something...


It's about time god got in touch with you.


Fucker takes his time...
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i spent last night and today with people i love, i'm in the best mood ever.
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i spent last night and today with people i love, i'm in the best mood ever.


Be careful not to give all of your soul to a female. You will be nothing but a husk if things go pear-shaped.
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Annoyed.
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i spent last night and today with people i love, i'm in the best mood ever.


Cool i spent last night with the people i would beat up every day but i also am in the best mood ever.
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Annoyed.

Please, go on.
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Goat
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Annoyed.

Please, go on.


Oh, you wouldn't understand.
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Annoyed.

Please, go on.


Oh, you wouldn't understand.

Pffft.

I am Eliza! I have 4 perfectly servicable automated responses to use!
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