Metal Reviews

Horrible thing to say about a woman. E-kick his ass, Wanky!

:o I meant it as a compliment. She's very attractive, your sis. I'd let her bear my children / wash my clothes / pickle my cucumber / sizzle my sausage / lubber my binglewang / soap my back / tame my snake / guzzle my gerkin / etc / etc.

E-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

hey wanky, what about talking to your wife an' asking her what to do? I think that as long as you make it clear you don't want to cheat on her, you could have a serious talk about your libido... and who know, she might even give you permission to screw gemma!

In a perfect world. But in reality she'd rip my balls off and force feed them to me.

S&M, ey?

Oi, Fridge, are you 15 or 18? Your MySpace says the latter...

And what's your real name?

everyone in real life hits me when i talk about kelsey because i do it too much :(

I get to go to the dentist in 20 minutes, oh boy it'll be so much fun jolly gee gosh! especially people making fun of me for my mouth being frozen followed by not being able to eat or drink anything because it hurts!!!

I hate the dentists. Probably why I take care over my teeth - as you should. Get girly to floss them with her tongue.

I'm 15. the myspace says 18 because they don't allow 15-year-olds to have accounts

my real name is Elias. but I prefer Fridge. or mybe 'Lije. from Elijah. supposed to be my actual name.

Then Fridge it is. Antichrist Paradox/Colonel Kurtz is an Elijah as well, no point getting the two of youse mixed up.

blabla, back from the dentist. wasn't too bad, then again nothing is since I had a root canal when I was 14 (woot!) and got 4 teeth pulled when I was 16... both of which were about 50x worse than getting a cavity filled.

I felt kind of bad because some girl I see at work was on the bus and said hi to me, and I just like looked at her then sat somewhere else. But then I saw her again on the bus on the way back and sort of had a conversation except my mouth was frozen so I sounded kind of drunk/retarded.

Well, I have had a very long day thus far, and it is only 5:45 p.m. Band camp is becoming increasingly more difficult; the heat index is was around 103 today, and I came very close to passing out in the middle of everything. But, that is only normal, and I am sure I will get adjusted to it soon enough. I am sure I'll pass out at least once, though.

I feel awesome. I just got back from seeing 3 Inches of Blood; not only did I get up front, but I got to sing into the mic on "Deadly Sinners" and "Wykydtron." They played four tracks from their upcoming album, which sounded just as awesome as everything on Advance and Vanquish.

Rubbish, then.

I'm suprised no-one is making band-camp jokes at Eli yet.

Ooooh awesomes, so they're actually getting their arse into gear on the writing? Did they play Destroy the Orcs? 'cause they didn't in Glasgow last year. :(

Tired as fuck, frustrated, lonely, like im about to pass out on the desk, and my eyes are stinging and barely able to keep open.

And Wansky, Just send your vet my way! Bloody hawt!!11one

Hell, yes, along with "Deadly Sinners," "Wykydtron," among others.

More :( They only played Ride, Darkhorse Ride from the first album when I saw them. It wasn't a headline show though, some package tour with Shit Remains and *shudder* Trivium. Unbelievable that just a year ago they were playing shithole club venues on Roadrunner package tours. :?

Pretty bad, Kelsey and I had our first argument, it only lasted like 10 minutes but blah >_<

and theres something else but I'm just gonna ignore it and hope it goes away.