Metal Reviews

Newest and Best Metal Reviews!
FAQ :: Search :: Members :: Groups :: Register
Login
It is currently Fri Jun 06, 2025 11:01 am

View unanswered posts | View active topics




Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 39 of 425
  [ 8487 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42 ... 425  Next   

Board index » General Forums » Helheim
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Rhys
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:17 pm 
Offline
Jeg lever med min foreldre
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:35 pm
Posts: 5096
Location: Upon the high horse of self-destruction
The Silent Man wrote:
So I get a customer yesterday, when we get to the veggie section, she mumbles into the glass "Lettuce.. ayo.. sjhdjhd" I thought I heard Mayo, so I put Mayo on it and the convo goes like this:

Dumbass: What kind of sauce is that?
Me: Its Mayo
Dumbass: I didnt ask for Mayo, I said Tomato.
Me: Oh, ok, sorry about that.

So then I wipe the sauce off the sub and put tomatoes on it, then ask:

Me: Ok, so what kind of sauce would you like.
Dumbass: Mayo.


I had a customer today who got his phone back from the state repair centre, and when i went to put it together for him, the sim wouldnt fit. I then discoverd that the little cage the sim goes in wont fit cos a bit of metal is bent. And he is adamant the sim fit beforehand, and storms out. Then i send it back to the state repair centre. :)
Top
 Profile  
 
Goat
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:09 pm 
Offline
MetalReviews Staff
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:02 pm
Posts: 29891
Location: UK
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Skartasis
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:26 pm 
Offline
Einherjar
User avatar

Joined: Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:52 pm
Posts: 2179
Location: Finland
Zad wrote:
Image

I dont know why, but I went all like lolosaurus after seeing this, heheh!
Top
 Profile  
 
noodles
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:13 pm 
Offline
Ist Krieg
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:40 am
Posts: 13758
Location: Canada
Skartasis wrote:
Zad wrote:
Image

I dont know why, but I went all like lolosaurus after seeing this, heheh!
me too
Top
 Profile  
 
Cú Chulainn
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:00 pm 
Offline
Ist Krieg
User avatar

Joined: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:19 am
Posts: 8644
Location: Aberdeen
1000th post y'all!

_________________
I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.

Top
 Profile  
 
Kathaarian
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:59 pm 
Offline
Ist Krieg
User avatar

Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:26 pm
Posts: 6810
Location: lolchair
noodles wrote:
Skartasis wrote:
Zad wrote:
Image

I dont know why, but I went all like lolosaurus after seeing this, heheh!
me too


Goddamit I'm laughing too. It's not even remotely funny but...
Top
 Profile  
 
Adam
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:04 am 
Offline
MetalReviews Staff
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:24 pm
Posts: 2765
Location: Indiana
Zad wrote:
Image


Wing Ja!
Top
 Profile  
 
noodles
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:15 am 
Offline
Ist Krieg
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:40 am
Posts: 13758
Location: Canada
amount of objectifying by women = tightness of pants x length of hair

I will revolutionize the scientific community with this formula




http://abcsong.ytmnsfw.com/
rofl
Top
 Profile  
 
Zeth
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:00 am 
Offline
Metal King
User avatar

Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:23 pm
Posts: 1059
Location: Sweden
Hitler.
Top
 Profile  
 
Carnifex Umbris
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:01 am 
Offline
MetalReviews Staff
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:10 pm
Posts: 2007
Location: My sickbed.
noodles wrote:
amount of objectifying by women = tightness of pants x length of hair

I will revolutionize the scientific community with this formula

I don't objectify men who wear tight pants. Sometimes I want to run them over with my car, but I don't objectify them.
Top
 Profile  
 
Kathaarian
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:28 am 
Offline
Ist Krieg
User avatar

Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:26 pm
Posts: 6810
Location: lolchair
TURTLE POWER!!!
Top
 Profile  
 
Rhys
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:54 pm 
Offline
Jeg lever med min foreldre
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:35 pm
Posts: 5096
Location: Upon the high horse of self-destruction
Autobots, Transform.

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Goat
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:40 pm 
Offline
MetalReviews Staff
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:02 pm
Posts: 29891
Location: UK
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
noodles wrote:
amount of objectifying by women = tightness of pants x length of hair

I will revolutionize the scientific community with this formula

I don't objectify men who wear tight pants. Sometimes I want to run them over with my car, but I don't objectify them.


So cunning...

This bloody early Arch Enemy song is getting boring. What, you're like ten minutes long? Sounds like Deep Bloody Purple. Ah, it's done.

NP: Bloodbath - Brave New Hell
Top
 Profile  
 
Radagast
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:47 pm 
Offline
Ist Krieg
User avatar

Joined: Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:37 pm
Posts: 7932
Location: Glasgow
Chicken Sk'bau!!!
Top
 Profile  
 
noodles
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:00 pm 
Offline
Ist Krieg
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:40 am
Posts: 13758
Location: Canada
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
noodles wrote:
amount of objectifying by women = tightness of pants x length of hair

I will revolutionize the scientific community with this formula

I don't objectify men who wear tight pants. Sometimes I want to run them over with my car, but I don't objectify them.
don't lie, they all do it.
Top
 Profile  
 
Colonel Kurtz
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:40 pm 
Offline
Metal Fighter
User avatar

Joined: Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:54 pm
Posts: 306
Location: Tennessee, U.S.
Indigo is a nice color.
Top
 Profile  
 
noodles
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:44 am 
Offline
Ist Krieg
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:40 am
Posts: 13758
Location: Canada
lol some stoned guys just came into the video store where i work and one of them was french (apaprently, they all looked the same) and one of his friends was like "whats that 'beeeg feesh'? sorry i dont understand french" whenever he said anything.
Top
 Profile  
 
Carnifex Umbris
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:45 am 
Offline
MetalReviews Staff
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:10 pm
Posts: 2007
Location: My sickbed.
noodles wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
noodles wrote:
amount of objectifying by women = tightness of pants x length of hair

I will revolutionize the scientific community with this formula

I don't objectify men who wear tight pants. Sometimes I want to run them over with my car, but I don't objectify them.
don't lie, they all do it.

Dude, not all girls like guys in tight pants. Quit hanging around emo chicks all the time, it's skewing your perspective.
Top
 Profile  
 
noodles
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:47 am 
Offline
Ist Krieg
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:40 am
Posts: 13758
Location: Canada
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
noodles wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
noodles wrote:
amount of objectifying by women = tightness of pants x length of hair

I will revolutionize the scientific community with this formula

I don't objectify men who wear tight pants. Sometimes I want to run them over with my car, but I don't objectify them.
don't lie, they all do it.

Dude, not all girls like guys in tight pants. Quit hanging around emo chicks all the time, it's skewing your perspective.
I'm basing this off of girls who walk by on the street/drive by in cars. Girls I hang out with don't tend to objectify me... i hope :?

not that I wear tight pants regularily or anything.
Top
 Profile  
 
Tlaloc
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:07 pm 
Offline
Einherjar
User avatar

Joined: Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:13 pm
Posts: 1678
Location: Brisbane; Uhshtraaylyah
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 39 of 425
  [ 8487 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42 ... 425  Next   

Board index » General Forums » Helheim


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 15 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group