Metal Reviews

dwarves rule!

it's funny because that's the only place that is wrong with the original map.but then again..you guys look like dwarves

Tom Araya looks like my dad. :shock:

Hahahahaha.

NP: D.A.D. - Good Clean Family Entertainment You Can Trust

Ahh, the nostalgia. I got my first blowjob to the live version of It's after Dark. The crappy CD-player in my office actually makes the record more enjoyable in a strange way.


I'm bored...

I wish i had a lady that pretty. Some amazingly pretty chick from Denmark came in to work twice and i was gonna go out to the local club/backpackers andand see if i could find her, but thats kinda stalking, and none of my friends would let me come out with them :cry:

Cheer up, ya miserable shit.

Er, you didnt see how hot this girl was. She would make noodles and fingons girlfriends combined look like fat hairy lesbians

And like work totally sucked cos i had to do 9 hours work, and when you get as much dumbasses as we do in the only phone shop in town, it just sucks. And the are manager was in and hes a bit of a dick.

You'll get your princess one day...

Pretty grils is one of our specialties around here. Just walk right up to her, look confident and say: "Hvad siger du til det søde. Vil du have den mens den smager af noget, eller skal jeg vaske den for din skyld?" She'll be all over you...

Why do your 'friends' decide where you should go? Just go there..

I love that people think others are stupid enough to go up to some strange girl and say, ''hello, can I fist your anus?" in the local lingo.

Is that Dutch? :?

It is fairly obvious that he shouldn't go and say what I wrote and I didn't really imagine he would. Even if he tried the pronunciation would probably make it incomprehensible.

She is from Denmark and so am I. Why would I write anything in Dutch? .. Besides, I don't speak Dutch..

Well, just in case...

All the same to me...

The hello may I fist your anus line is how I got my current girlfriend.

That's pretty much what I'm doing right now.

To myself.

What, donkey an' all?

Well the donkey is using that wooden stake he has between his front hooves. Notice the tell tale bloodstain on the pointy end.

kelsey invaded the other forum i post at, i wonder if she'll make an account here :?

i just took a big dump while reading a new issue of Terrorizer magazine, it felt great while i was on the Porcelain Throne.

props to the Throne too, when i looked down at my work when i was done i thought "oh damn, i think we've got an unflushable here", but i flushed and it went down perfectly, no stains or anything.


this reminds me of a funny story, i'd post it at the tales from the bowl thread but i can't be arsed to find it, so here it goes:

while i was on vacation at Milfontes with my classmates, i took a HUGE dump one night, and it turned out to be an unflushable. i flushed like 3 or 4 times and it wouldn't go. i go and get a stick to try to break the turd, but the stick breaks in half, leaving me even deeper in shit (no pun intended). if i tried to flush the stick could get stuck, which would suck. i manage to get it out with the "toilet brush" thingy. next i ask my friend who was still awake and had been drinking beer to go and unload his tank with maximum force, maybe the "piss jet" would break it apart. no such luck.

he suggests using a glove from the dishes, but i decided not to because it would be hard to dispose of it without being discovered.

next i try Fairy (the detergent), i thought that maybe it would break apart the rock-hard turd. instead all it did was make bubbles in the toilet.

i flushed a lot during this time, totalling around 15 flushes without getting the turd to go down (i'm proud, of course). in desperation i pick up the toilet brush and mercilessly attack the turd, succeeding in breaking it apart. the brush was disgusting after that, but the shit was all on one side, i turned it to the wall and the problem was solved.

oh, the memories...